So you're a virgin
So you're a virgin
Liam Hill
Elijah Walker
...
Jaxon Jackson
m-maybe
Jordan Murphy
Do you want me to fix that?
Adrian Howard
what does "fix" entail
Kevin Walker
No, but I've not had seks in years. I went to a brothel three years ago for a hand job but I was high on MDMA and my bepis was the size of a caterpillar. Since then I've never had seks.
Joshua Hall
We go out.
Hahaha haha hahaha. That's funny.
I was once offered sex and I was whiskey dick. I just said nothing and left. Dick went from 4 inches to 2 inches.
Asher Russell
karen you never seize to amaze me
c-can i chose the location?
Christian Phillips
It's not a laughing matter!
Jose Rogers
>bepis was the size of a caterpillar
Ha HA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sure.
Tyler Harris
I've had three drinks, I feel like going to the pub. I'm dressed in all black clothes like a goth lol. Wanna see?
Jeremiah Butler
how 'bout...
the east face of k2?
Elijah Wilson
Angel Perry
i'm gonna take the irish boy camping on k2 with me
how does that make you feel?
Mason Adams
Huh?
You won't find any milf in the mountains.
Hot.
Hope there's cuties in the pub.
Robert Jackson
Why can't I come with you?
I'm not wearing those clothes in the pub, people will either laugh or beat me up
Hunter Roberts
Hahaha.
You're not shameless enough.
Jeremiah Morgan
Brody Perez
>milfs
boi i thought this was gonna be our date!
because you're a leeewd boy who is just gonna try to give us succ which is gonna drain our sink supplies and give our peepees frostbite
Isaac Walker
Austin Miller
I just want to tell you scary stories in the tent so you'll both cuddle up to me.
Jace Davis
You're gonna have to drag me to that mountain.
Alexander Hughes
You're both gonna have to drag me to that mountain.
Hudson Young
You think I should go to the pub?
Liam Barnes
Goth bf
Camden Green
lets go camping in one of these!
Wyatt Wilson
Its up to you.
I'm sure you won't have fun but maybe if it's full of woman you could be in luck.
Maybe just go nightclub.
Me not in the middle.
Jeremiah Russell
The weather is really bad and it's Friday night, last time I went on a Friday it was dead.
Caleb Lopez
Oh shit. It's Friday.
Man i though it was Wednesday.
If it's dead then don't go. Women are scared of bad weather and Fridays.
Leo Sullivan
My mummy said I look unattractive in my goth clothes...
Hunter Diaz
what kinda mother would call their son unattractive
Oliver Foster
But those aren't goth clothes.
Those are fuck Boi clothes.
Easton Mitchell
I wanna go to a Rock bar/club, only problem is it's 9 miles away, it will cost me £20 in a taxi each way. I'll have to go out and try and socialise, if I don't I'll just be stuck with my mum forever. I could go to a pub up the road but they play all that shitty R&B mainstream music with slag girls.
What should I do?
Adrian Fisher
You could go to the pub across the street and see what happening.
If nothing you could go to the rock bar.
Also do you live with your mom?
Nathaniel Reed
Yeah I live with my mum. Btw I'm going to a goth club 9 miles away, im gonna order a taxi :)
Connor Butler
Hope you have fun momas boi.
Landon Cook
I hope the people are nice, I'm socially award
Anthony Murphy
irish boy and i will coach you.
trust me we're experts
Benjamin Cooper
So am I.
Me and you are basically the same person
Easton Foster
Speak for yourself hot shit
Samuel Johnson
I'm planning to stay like that for a while
Michael Cooper
booked taxi, wish me luck
Josiah Roberts
Good luck.
I'm going to sleep.
Wish me good dreams
Jose Robinson
Good dreams fren, I'm in taxi now.
Forest? Will you motivate me on discord please?
Adrian Edwards
I want the Irish boy, I want him so bad.
Aiden Brown
Yes and?
Chase Walker
What a fucking waste of £70, shit night no friend fuck all. Hung over as shit, now feel like I've said something stupid to someone, even though I can't remember. All I remember is talking to some old guy about Marilyn Manson outside a.club. then I went and ate a big kebab, what a waste of calories!! Then I text my mum during the night saying I was gonna kill myself.
Fuck everything! I swear I'm gonna kill them all sooner or later.
You see I would love to suck on the Irish boys cock right now to cheer me up!
I can't remember anythijg!!! Ahhhh I think people think I'm a homo I can't cope with this shit life.anymore.
Xavier Ortiz
Irish boy is the only person I have feelings for. I don't like most girls, I prefer boys. I've turned into a homo.
Nolan Gomez
In going back to bed, hopefully I won't wake up
Ryan Anderson
Carter James
So you fuck 11yo girls...
Dominic Peterson
Brayden Kelly
Yep. Why not?
Owen Rogers
I want to have seks with you. I do not like girls, I like boys.
Anthony Martinez
You're out of luck.
I don't like guys.
You're gonna have to find a wife 1 way or another.
Jacob Rodriguez
No, it's time for your morning rape.
Dylan Martinez
There can't be 2 alpha males.
I'm top.
Jacob Thomas
Well, abuse me then... :P
Levi Hernandez
Can you please eRP somewhere else thank you
Michael Flores
NOOOOOOOOOO
Go find wife
Lurk somewhere else.
Gabriel Morgan
PFFFt im chad
Brody Morris
When did you lose it?
Matthew Morris
I wasnt born a virgin like you. I was born a chad. I never had anything to lose in the first place
Aaron Scott
Karen is more gay than me.
Wanna ask him out?
Dominic Perez
Ritsu, come on discord sexy boy
Btw I just went downstairs and there is all puke all over my shoes lol
Wyatt Gonzalez
No its sweet of him but i have a certain someone i want
Eh discord i dont wanna put it out here im so vunrable here
Alexander Young
Post tummy
Nicholas Gonzalez
Have already posted tummy here tho
Grayson Brown
I hope they weren't nice shoes.
Why won't you post your discord here and hope Ritsu adds you.
Austin Johnson
Karen #4857
Yeah, they were
Nicholas Gonzalez
So how's your mother?
What she say
Austin Wright
She said don't worry, just focus on your course as it's the only hope I've got.
Brayden Ortiz
no
Gabriel Ward
Not surprised
Kevin Martin
Atleast she loves you
Levi Butler
And what does that supposed to mean?
Jaxon Stewart
You swing both ways
You double your chances
Brandon Jenkins
True, but it's not like I go looking for it. If it happens, it happens. Even you, a lot of people are into you and they lived by you, I'm sure you'll get laid, if you let them.
Cameron Evans
I put an invisible wall around me so nobody can touch me.
I don't know. I think i just don't trust people.
I mean I tell myself I trust them but people always ask me if I trust them. So I'm not sure.
Im really closed off.
Wyatt Powell
You sound like you have something in your pass, that's making you put up a wall.
Nolan Martin
I mean I don't have anything against anyone.
Friend once told me to fuck off as a joke and for some reason I felt crushed in the inside. I knew it was a joke.
Dude even said sorry because he seen it in my eyes.
James Cox
You're just timid, I guess but at-lest you have friends that want to talk to you. And be a bit more tough. With friend don't take there insults too serious.