Kpop general #1857

Glasses edition

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ricenigger chink prostitute edition

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This makes me happy.

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but what if i care what people think?

life is pain i say

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that's deep

yeah i'm sure it'll be fine. the lady asked for my name and number so she could look at my resume and get back to me

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Brb going to focus on work for a bit.

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yeah. i was pretty disappointed with the africans i was following on facebook (they never do anything) so i decided to follow american blacks instead. they're pretty funny. a lot of whining about school, weirdly. i thought they didn't go to school, like our gypsies.
did you see the latest noun pics?
just give me your credit card number and pincode

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yeah, they're pretty good. i like the cap

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The watering object

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Oops I forgot it's break time already... And need something?

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Good to hear lol. It's a lot more fun than waiting for my gf to wake up all day.
Life is cool you just have to not fuck it up. Otherwise if you do fuck it up try to unfuck it by doing cool things. My plan for worst case scenario is to try to become a clarinetist in Hawaii until I find a job and place to stay or until I die from whatever.

word, very youthful cap. doesn't work with the rest of the grandma outfit
these things are on at 2 am? damn, ryegrass must need a lot of watering.
i'll have one of them vending machine caesar salads.
have you ever heard that word, fiduciary? i never have. that scammer has a bigger vocabulary than me.

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Water is very important
I'm about to get hit

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>i'll have one of them vending machine caesar salads.
Dude, that's just like 3 bucks.

>have you ever heard that word, fiduciary
I have.

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Then just ask them to be nice and take care of you.
Nice.

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Destroy?

i don't like caesar salad anyway. croutons, grilled chicken and a mayo dressing in a salad? doesn't seem right to me
oh look at mr. big shot financier over here.
i just had a glass of water, it was pretty warm.
i think i've seen this street before, but you were walking on the sidewalk at the time.
just roll out of the car's way

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maybe she's having a midlife crisis so she's trying to recapture her youth
i like the jacket too now that i look at it again. i think i have a similar one and it's very comfy

hopefully. the person i talked to also seemed very apologetic about being busy which means that i can call again in a week if i don't hear back and she's unlikely to get annoyed and not hire me out of spite

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My job is making salads and today someone requested that we add 12 ounces of feta cheese to their fried buffalo chicken salad, which also comes with an additional 2 ounces of blue cheese crumbles and blue cheese dressing. I don't understand salad people.

Just make your silly grilled cheese.
>oh look at mr. big shot financier over here.

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No I don't think so
Idfk where I am
The earth is flat

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Whomst?
That's good.

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Huh?

is that a jacket? seems like a blouse to me
no jesus no
my mouth is feeling dry and salty just thinking about that. i bet the "salad" part is a bunch of lettuce leaves too.
soon. you'll see it's good with tomatoes
youtube.com/watch?v=_POFnokfiAc
you're not on the way home?
the earth has always been flat. imagine the amount of lying it takes to convince people that the earth is round, even though everyone can see it's flat with their own eyes

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Destroy.

i agree. that was my major concern calling up in the first place. there's a very fine line between checking in and pestering which is largely dependent on the person, y'know?

i meant over the blouse
youtu.be/kOh7YJHSILY

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It's like mostly romaine lettuce with some other types of lettuce mixed in. Also has some onions and bacon bits sprinkled in too, but they requested no onions. Why even order a salad at that point?

Yeah. It's been a while since you applied though, right?

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I was drinking at friend's place but the guy fucking fell asleep and now imagine trying to find the way home with 600 ml pure ethanol in ur body

Call a cab.

Fuck that

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If you say so.

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I won't remember when I wake up any2ay so why waste money

who's this guy? is he a triplet? all these people in his video look like him
>The Thrasher Talent Show is being postponed for the moment - someone's been manually copyright claiming basically every video with a talent because of the 5 second clips at the end
literally me btw
that guy was probably trying to lose weight but didn't understand macros
surely you have some idea where you're going
i've been on the both sides of that story at some point. one time we were drinking at my place and i passed out on the table so they carried me to my bed
then another time i was going home and i got a kabob but i couldn't eat it because i got nauseous so i ended up giving it to a couple of stray dogs that came around the bench i was sitting on

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So you get home without being robbed or something.
Or just get home at all instead of waking up next to a grain silo at 6 am.

yeah, a few weeks now.
very nice 'ha

this is the first of his videos i've ever seen. the rest seem to be significantly worse

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If you just eat a shitton of the same food item the calories only count once.
Is this common in Hungary?

Wjo gonna rob me I don't have anything
I'll get home I always het home
Many tim3s couldn't even open my eyes and still got home

just report his videos then
you're talking about jobhunting? just join freelancer.com. they'll definitely pick you over those thousands of pajeets doing coding for 5 dorrar per hour. this is why all those programs that were fine before, like skype, suck now btw. pajeet coders
i've heard people go on diets where they eat only one macro per day. like having a carbs day where all you eat is pastries. not gonna make it if you ask me.

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I do
If I keep going straight I should end up at one avenue of the 3 and then it's easy from there

ur common

Very nice 'jin.
You have a phone.
I hope so.

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I lived off of kids pepperoni pizzas for 3 weeks straight and I lost 4 pounds from it, but I think it had to do with only getting less than 500 calories a day.
t-thanks

oh no u'll drown in the danube
i'll go to ruse and meet ur corpse in a couple of days

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They don't take phones bc they're useless but if thwy want my 3 y3ar old xiaomi $100 shitphone they can take it

unfortunately i'm pretty out of practice now and i'm not sure i could make anything beyond the bare minimum, especially since none of my classes ever really touched on stuff like ui or actually packaging things up nicely to export from the compiler in the first place.
i'm just gonna work at walmart like a real chad.

you're mistaken

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quick question for everyone here. are these threads made once a day or multiple times a day?

Good luck then.
Her name tag lied to me.

whenever we hit the image limit. unless there's spammers it's typically 1 a day, 2 tops

you got pranked pretty hard

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Thanks
Whenever they hit the limit

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norway was just complimenting himself on his choice of pic. pretty alpha move
well i'm sure with a couple of days practice you can do better than a pajeet. just bee urself on interviews
did you hear about the guy who got arrested for saying 'don't go to wallmart'?
miami.cbslocal.com/video/4143432-dont-go-to-walmart-next-week-florida-man-arrested-after-shooting-threat-on-facebook/
did you get constipated? i imagine that's what happens on an all carbs diet

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those suck to walk on. i had to do it for a while and it was shit and ruined my shoes

okay i did some quick maths
1857 divided by 365 = a little over 5. minus one year for double thread days, that means that yall have been making these kpop threads for 4 fucking years. thats just some dedication right there

Hmm I'll go with this instead.
Unsafe.

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trams don't run at night
bant was started in 2017

Nah, but I almost passed out several times and my vitamins got all out of wack. Coworkers eventually started giving me sandwiches because I was too poor to buy food pretty much.
please don't die

Maybe check when bant was added then you get a pretty accurate date you know?
Sometimes we got spammed by faggots and had 10 threads a day

I just crossed the road

no wait, i think they do run at night now
anyway, when i was walking on the tracks you can hear them coming easily. maybe they have new faggot trams that are silent now

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>just bee urself on interviews
believe it or not i'm a pretty personable guy, especially compared to your average coder. the problem is that getting interviews is nearly impossible
just another person parroting the "don't go to X tomorrow" meme

that's not accurate. threads used to be faster and sometimes we get spammed by angry bantoids
the first kpop thread is still in the bant archives if that's what you wanted to know

a bit late to convince me of that

i believe you. coders in bulgaria were never unpersonable in my experience, they just didn't know when they switched over into incomprehensible techbabble or when they were being rude. must have been autism
yeah, that's what's funny about it. you can see it on his face in his mugshot.

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Ur unsafe

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why does this bridge have wings

youtu.be/DSsg17QrYP4

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holy shit look at them go

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most of the ones i encountered in college were full autism. straight up no social skills, sperg out about whatever hobby they happen to have at the slightest provocation, unable to actually communicate what they're trying to say 75% of the time or more, etc.
either way even outside of computer stuff i really do believe that i can land any job that i'm at least somewhat qualified for if i can get face to face with someone, it's just really really hard to get to that point without being overqualified in most cases unfortunately

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Yeah but what about rolling along the tracks though?
Nah, just forget what I said before.
Maybe..

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huh, weird. what was the demographic breakdown of coders, in your experience? how many were white/asian/pajeet/black(lol)

now when you say face to face, do you mean any face to face or face to face with your actual manager? cause when i got into interviews with hr i was rejected 100% of the time but every time i got to interview with the actual guy i was going to be working under, i got the job.

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I'm tires and sleepy

>I'm tires
That's what happens when you walk in the middle of the street.
Home yet?

i didn't know shingles were nailed. i always thought they were glued on or something

If I was home I wouldn't post anything just sleep

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You aren't sleepy?

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it's a quarter to five am here, sleep is off the table
aren't you?

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hmm.. well forgetting is my specialty..

it's kind of hard to remember since i skipped class so much and ignored people as much as possible when i did go since most of the people made me want to shoot myself. as best i recall though it was predominately white men which made sense considering it was a predominately white area. in both my math and comp sci classes though i remember being surprised at how many women there were considering that "women hate math and science" is such a popular meme. i guess my school always did boast that they had the highest percentage of women in stem classes in the state or something like that, but i never bothered to fact check it
i guess i hadn't considered the distinction. definitely anyone i'd be working under, probably HR too. i really think that aside from not always being great at leading a conversation that i'm quite likable to most people and it's not like i'm going to be leading if it's an interview

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I suppose you could do either.
Long walk. How much longer?
Oh no, getting alzheimers already?

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>skipped class so much and ignored people as much as possible when i did go since most of the people made me want to shoot myself.
Autism

2 hours 50 minutes

>it's a quarter to five am here, sleep is off the table
Oh...

>aren't you?
A bit.

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wow sounds like your school is ripe for the next white supremacist incel terrorist attack
>my school always did boast that they had the highest percentage of women in stem classes
doxxed

don't charm hr people, show them your disdain for their worthless position in life
i'd sleep

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Correction, you should be sleeping.

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well i don't remember getting diagnosed with it so probably not

i skipped class a lot for several reasons, there was only one or two where the people in it were a primary one and that's because the class ended up being constantly interrupted by people circlejerking about nerd culture or whatever instead of actually covering any material
there's nothing wrong with trying to tune out people you don't like. it's like filtering irl

>doxxed
nice try sweaty i'm not there anymore
>don't charm hr people, show them your disdain for their worthless position in life
i can't imagine that this is the best strategy to be honest

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i'll probably go to bed before slovenia wakes up just in case desu
the moon is pretty high up in the sky, pretty weird considering it's almost morning. when the sun is at that spot it's like two in the afternoon
just came back from googling. your name is johnny knoxville
no, trust me, whenever i was in an interview with hr, i got hired 100% of the time

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Oh no.
That's too long.
I'm happy to hear it.

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I'll be honest, it's weird talking to you in this hour.

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don't worry about it, it'll all be over soon
when is kcon again? i'm already seeing loona pics and videos from some panel on twitter

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fugg
maybe you're just not likable or qualified enough :)

i'm glad you got your screen reader working

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Kcon day 1 started today, interviews, fanmeets and weird activities. Can't wait to see loona perform.

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there's no maybe about it. one time, years ago, they had me interview with some indian who introduced himself as "james". can you believe that? lol
yeah i get that, i meant when are you going. in how many klicks? roger.

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Yes but what can you do

ah there's your mistake, he was able to sense your racism

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Me too. Microsoft sam's dulcet tones are very soothing.
Call cab?

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yeoreummie
he probably doesn't know where he is, where would he call a cab to? lol

lol
cuck

jealous to be honest.

that's right

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The mean streets.
Cuck u.
No need to be, you too can enjoy the luxury of voice assist in 3 easy steps.

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