What are Australians good for?

they're funny

shitposting

You'd better be trolling.

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they're not New Zealanders

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Skin cancer idiot, they are the best

We're good at being full. Fuck off.

We're good at taking you cunts and turning you into removalists and day labourers

No u

Based.
Don't forget shelf-stackers.

We're good at fucking things up for ourselves.

Gay pooftas with weak bants, nearly as soft and emotional as Americucks.

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They're slightly less feminist and pozzed than their cucked little brother.
But still pretty shit.
That being said I wouldn't mind living there. Not as cucked as bongistan or new zealand.

>work in transport
>kiwis and maoris fucking everywhere
>get a job with company that drug tests regularly
>not a single mouldy to be seen
makes ya thunk

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>no cash plz

>What are Australians good for?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christchurch_mosque_shootings

>shoot innocents
>innocents

Nice shitpost mate. The mosque had connections to the IS / Daesh. They tried to supress this info, but its out there.

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>What are Australians good for?
Fingering crocs while wrestling them

We should just buy you like Trump’s going to buy that cheap slut Greenland. You’d love that wouldn’t you

Is your country good at sportsball?

I think the chinks beat us too it.

They're good at banter, also racism.

Three year olds are innocent you motherfucking worthless nigger. The children he shot probably didn't even want to be at mosque to begin with, are too young to read the Quran and don't know what Daesh/IS is. Holy shit you absolutely are a stupid piece of shit.

Australia is a neat place with neat wildlife but the Australian humans don't have too much going for them.

Australian's are more intellectual these days, we don't follow the sports like we once did

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I think vegemite is better but both marmite and vegemite are pretty good. Great for flavoring and darkening my home made gravies.

Whenever I meet Aussies, they are always happy, always content.

I always want to be somewhere else.

>Muslim murders Ebba Akerland
>**crickets**

>Breton Tarrant shoots a muslim girl
>Oy vey muh racism think of the children

Get off your moral high horse you phoney

They may have you at sports (maybe I wouldnt know, I don't watch that shite) but you'll always be #1 at shitposting. I love you bastards

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I can't find it now but remember the comic where ausball is going "shut up you little cunt, I've had a gutful of your shit" to kiwiball?
Imagine I'm posting that now.

You keep exposing your stupidity. Killing Ebba is wrong. So is this shit:

youtube.com/watch?v=6lz6HllQhQ8

You are correct. Also many Muslim women don't want to be involved in Islam but they are forced to. I imagine Brenton killed at least one anti-Muslim in his massacre. Collectivism and tribalism is cancer.

Mate, I don't give a rat's arse about ISIS sympathisers getting shot. They deserved it.

In a sane country they would have all been hanged for treason long before Brenton Tarrant got to them.

asshole, you're purposefully ignoring the greatest hero of the rhodesian bush war

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stop embarrassing us faggot.

Sorry Jow Forums We Kiwis are not all giant losers like OP.
GTFO my country, pooskin

New Zealand is where elites are all getting citizenship. I don't know what that means, but it definitely means something.

Got a shirt for you user. Amazon ran out of size small for women and men-transitioning-into-women, so you'll need to shrink it at the cleaners.

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At least were not THE worst one

>Only thing they can do is shit post and shoot innocents in mosques.
seems fine to me

Hmm not sure

>includes rugby twice
post has to be an aussie with a VPN or on holiday

Stfu you degenerate tradie. Go struggle to put up scaffolding

You sheep fuckers are all riggers.
You come over here and you all take a scaffold tube back every time you go back home coz ys are building a fuckin bridge on the sly.
Fuck off
We're full

It's where Muslims get instant citizenship too. It has taken immigration 5 months and no response they to my husbands work visa application this year. Took less than a month last year. What the fuck is going on.

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Gay user

What happened to that ban from Aussie internet providers for Jow Forums?
Is it normalised now.. been out of touch from this place..

>>innocents
kek

You must be one of them faggots user.
Pic related.

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Most of the ISP’s have still got a DNS block. I like it, it’s a normie filter.

shitposting of course and being sick cunts.

I have seen so many posts deleted tonight on all threads. What is going on?

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They're good at saying funny stuff with their funny way of talking. Also accent makes girls sound cute. One friend went to straya to learn English and now she always speaks English with a partially Australian accent, very acute

What are Australians good for?
>Only thing they can do is shit post and shoot innocents in mosques.

This is not even a question.

Underrated post.

i know that feel. my country is full of dipshits too

>it’s a normie filter.
this. based ISP's helping ASIO out to filter regular people and make the job of monitoring potential terrorists or harassing dissidents easier!
based Aussies sitting back and letting it happen cause they have nothing to hide! based!

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thank you for your cervix

>that feel when I am the dipshit

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Gay as fuck

feels like home

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how can the turcs be more australian than austria?

>They suck shit at rugby
COPE

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