Tss

>tss
>pop
>siiiip
yep, it's zoomer juice

Attached: new_green_tea.jpeg.750x750_q85ss0_progressive.jpg (450x450, 33K)

>tfw never seen this stuff

As if Zoomer would do it in three steps, they call their moms or their girlfriend's boyfriend to open the can.

Wouldn't have it any other way. Early zooms best zooms.

Attached: lean.png (406x408, 347K)

Can confirm. Imma zoomer and i love this shit

bump
I'm on my 4th litre of it today

Attached: arizona green tea.jpg (439x585, 80K)

that is pretty nice i mix it with my white monster and some vodka

are you me
I've never mixed all three but I've done both combos separately

2 finger vodka throw monster til glass is half then add the tea

>I've never mixed all three but I've done both combos separately
vodka and redbull also good keeps you awake through the drunkness

thanks for the combo SA bro
il try it out

gives the tea that bubbles of the monster

How does it taste like? Sorry i only drink pepsi

Attached: IMG_20190805_090536_534.jpg (268x367, 30K)

The best slav drink
>ssssssiiiiiip

Attached: 27FBE081-76A3-4A59-9FA4-7D4577886050.jpg (1242x921, 553K)

Like, and I do apologize for my inrefined colloquialism when I say this: Like the manufactured titty-milk of Jesus’s best dreams

I drank it once and while sipping mouse fur came out the can into my mouth. I vomited all over myself.

how did you know it was mousefur
also drink the cartons

every zoomer buys this in the netherlands

There was fur in my can. What other animal could get caught in factory machines and be small enough to be canned? It's happened before...

Poland too
sounds like bad luck, been drinking it for 4 years and still got nothing

it could be weasel fur

Attached: the_most_weasel.jpg (2337x1558, 545K)

OMG can you ship that shit to me right now?!

You’re in Russia right? Just go to a gas/petrol station, they’re usually sold in cheap plastic bottles
>pic related
For me, this is peak beverage, but if you don’t like it, they make a few other variations, like Black tea, Black tea with lemon, green tea(sweetened or unsweetened), watermelon tea, and so on.

Ok thx i will check it out

>yep, it's zoomer juice
its 30yo boomer juice
its 30yo boomer juice like my cum is

Idk man, boomer juice tastes pretty fucking good in any case