I feel like my cousin is hitting on me and she has said she would date me if I weren't family, I think she is super hot...

I feel like my cousin is hitting on me and she has said she would date me if I weren't family, I think she is super hot. I am horny and I want to do some questionable stuff with her like squeeze her breast. What do I do

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Show her your model airplane collection you have hanging from your ceiling like that fat kid from the butterfly effect

I'm gonna suspect your underage b&.

Squeeze her breast already you daft cunt

I'm not that guy

I can't I feel it will have bad reprucution

post pics of your cousin

I can't file is to big, I'm not joking

so make it smaller

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Wait never mind

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I have had a sexual relationship with my cousin for a few years. Shit is cash.

Bruh if your posting here you're probably already a degenerate, and your life will probably be comically short. There will be fewer and fewer opportunities to capture some temporary semblance of happiness for yourself before you finally an hero. Go grab your cousin's tit and stop fooling yourself into thinking the words "long term repercussions" mean anything to you.

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huh, she's pretty cute
although the green tint in her hair kind of makes it look mouldy
you should definitely squeeze her breast

LMAO never mind, even you should pass on that, OP.

I'm afraid she will tell her parents or not want to be around me anymore if I make a move

this isn't the 50s anymore
let her squeeze your breasts instead

Enlightened and moob pilled

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I want to find a way to subtly tell her that I have sexual feelings for her

no need to be subtle, user, she already expressed interest in you

Tell me what I should say

idk just ask to squeeze her breast

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I freaked out and asked her to rub my shoulders, I will probably try and do stuff with her when our parents wouldn't fuck me up, but thanks anyways guys

muh dicke rn

interesting move
did she do it?

She said she would in a minute, she's on her phone right now

This entire thread gave me AIDS and OP sounds sexually depraved.

Fucking yikes

Fucking cringe

Then don't it dumbfuck. Did you never learn you shouldn't be having romantic or sexual relations with your relatives, inbred?

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T. 'I'm getting off to this'

nice.

lol

Actually she's probably not, she on omegle right now chatting with some fuck and its been like 3 minutes
You are right, I'll probably go Jack off and cum and I wont be horny and avoid getting in a cluster fuck with my family

that's weak

Smart move

I know, I'm just to nervous to do anything with girls, and her mom already fucking hates me and I try to do something with my cousin and she tells anyone I am so royally fucked

If there is nothing else I guess I will quit this thread, she is also trying to see what I'm doing so I'm out thanks frendos

just yank off her pants and fuck her ass user it's not that hard

Because her mom hates you is probably why she likes you.

ask yourself, what would an amerimutt do in this situation?

I knew your flag before opening the thread.

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jesus sawdust for brains, that is why je said like the guy from......