How do I achieve a female voice? Don't worry It's j-just to troll people online h-haha!
How do I achieve a female voice? Don't worry It's j-just to troll people online h-haha!
It's simple. Chop off yer ballses. Since ur an animeposter they are wasted on u anyways.
Korbo Korbo Korbo
you take a rope okay and then you make a nice small loop out of the rope the size of your head and then you hang it from the ceiling and then you take a chair and then you place the chair under the rope and then you stand on the chair and then you put your neck inside the loop and then you jump and kick the chair and your tongue sticks out and you defecate uncontrollably and the dick freezes in a death erection
You all don't understand
Post Vocaroo and post tum
But I don't have a female voice
You kinda just have to try, the key is to just have a higher pitched voice, dont try to sound gae
Then post tum
alright fuckin
here u go
so basically there's 3 main components to what makes a voice sound feminine or masculine, and we'll go from least important to most important
1st is intonation, this is basically how you stress words
women tend to speak with varying pitches, some more than others, but it contrasts alot with the male way of being quite monotone and occaisonally saying something louder to give it more power
2nd is pitch, quite self explanatory, I wanna say in general the female range is about an octave or so higher than the male range
this doesn't actually matter all that much but you can practice it by just becoming comfortable talking in higher pitches without going into your falsetto range, which is the fake girl voice that you'd think of when a guy comically tries to impersonate a woman in tv or something
3rd, and the most important and complex, is resonance, which is the harmonics or tone of the voice, if you've ever heard those terms before
in a broader way, resonance is what makes it so that you can press a C key on a piano and play a C on a guitar and it'll sound different, even if it's the same note
to do this, you have to very carefully retrain your throat, tongue, and whatever to shape your voice differently
it's all quite stupid but there's a r*ddit post that, although exceedingly stupid, has just about everything you would wanna know about this
reddit.com
check it out, it's kinda cool
uhhhhhh other than that have fun and don't be discouraged when you sound like shit or just completely unnatural, because it takes awhile to get good at this
also fuck off tranny lole, but post tum first
also also don't do what this person says, just raising your pitch makes you sound fucking gay and not natural at all
Whats with you and posting tum?
You should be asking to post benis or sumthin
So, you're learning to be girlier so you can make better noises in bed, huh?
I'm just bored.
I look forward to hearing your gay, girly noises~
Oh an actual response!
I actually get told i sound like a bitch IRL.
Low pitch soft voice
Good, I'm glad you sound that way.
yeah
get crackin
takes awhile if you want it to be anywhere near convincing
I have a giant addams apple yet my voice is soft
korbo.......
Honest question user why do you wanna sound like a girl?
To troll people and then tell them that I am a trap!
I guess in those games like VR chat?
Yes, but not only that
Go eat a fucking cannolo,drink a cappuccino and shut up.
But I am not sicilian
You could just typed it into Youtube lole
youtube.com
Just beware user people will try to make you their personal loli in these games. If you get good with your voice don't turn to the gay side. Unless you want then you do you
Me gay? Haha no!
I'm just saying that for your own good user!
I already watched that
Don't worry bro
Well you do you I'm sure you can make a pitch perfect loli voice. Also just to know from which part of Italy are you from? Terrone reporting in here!
North Italy, but yeah I don't think I have a very rough voice for me to not get there but I will have to get some training anyways
You can do it bro! Anyway for your loli voice training from what I've heard around a good thing to do is also try to whisper to get that soft voice going, I don't think I can be of any help other than that though
Korbo plox
just to troll. xD
you want free donations :P
Well that can work too!
free steam money. nice to see new italians here :P
>female voice to get free money
Italiani intelligenti? Qualcosa non quadra
troppo tranquillo questo thread? preferisco quelli così.. stranamente nessuno di noi ha insultato l'altro.. lol
noi della brigata Sos dobbiamo indagare su questo mistero!
Non vedo motivo di insultare persone con cui ho conversazioni civili. Io di solito cerco di essere il più chill possibile lol
Ma che bravo ragazzo!
peccato che questo lo pensano in pochi. anche qui.. una settimana fa non mi ricordo in che board ero andato.. ma era pieno di italiani che "parlavano civilmente" tra di loro.. era il filo
Thanks luv~
Che ci vuoi fare a la gente piace creare "drama"
*canzone alla radio*
siamo fatti cosiii
k to the o to the r-b-o
Lol scherzi a parte però davvero non si può vedere è imbarazzante, certe volte mi sembra di vedere quei canali americani su youtube che fanno drama come se non esistesse un domani
beh.. sfortunatamente non lo fanno solo in italiano.. certe volte pure in inglese.. sembra di parlare con matteo renzi xD
Mai mater cri in teh tv
But you are gay, user.
and getting gayer by the minute...
>every Italian is k*rbo
Ok sure
Nope!
I told you bro! you didn't listen they want you to be their personal loli run before it's too late!
I bet you can feel how heavy your body is becoming, feeling sleepy as you drift away, looking into the colors and swirls..
Looking deeper and deeper...
becoming gayer and gayer...
faggots...
Its not working
get a rope and hang yourself retard
Never thought about doing that, I can change my voice easily and people used to mistake me for a tomboy, this weekend will be fun. Thanks Jow Forums, I will post results someday
I think it would be fun!
Based kike poster