How do I achieve a female voice? Don't worry It's j-just to troll people online h-haha!
How do I achieve a female voice? Don't worry It's j-just to troll people online h-haha!
Nicholas Young
Levi Hall
It's simple. Chop off yer ballses. Since ur an animeposter they are wasted on u anyways.
Brody Hall
Korbo Korbo Korbo
Ethan Lopez
you take a rope okay and then you make a nice small loop out of the rope the size of your head and then you hang it from the ceiling and then you take a chair and then you place the chair under the rope and then you stand on the chair and then you put your neck inside the loop and then you jump and kick the chair and your tongue sticks out and you defecate uncontrollably and the dick freezes in a death erection
Cameron Jenkins
You all don't understand
John Thompson
Post Vocaroo and post tum
Elijah Perry
But I don't have a female voice
Liam Miller
You kinda just have to try, the key is to just have a higher pitched voice, dont try to sound gae
Isaiah Lewis
Then post tum
Leo Taylor
alright fuckin
here u go
so basically there's 3 main components to what makes a voice sound feminine or masculine, and we'll go from least important to most important
1st is intonation, this is basically how you stress words
women tend to speak with varying pitches, some more than others, but it contrasts alot with the male way of being quite monotone and occaisonally saying something louder to give it more power
2nd is pitch, quite self explanatory, I wanna say in general the female range is about an octave or so higher than the male range
this doesn't actually matter all that much but you can practice it by just becoming comfortable talking in higher pitches without going into your falsetto range, which is the fake girl voice that you'd think of when a guy comically tries to impersonate a woman in tv or something
3rd, and the most important and complex, is resonance, which is the harmonics or tone of the voice, if you've ever heard those terms before
in a broader way, resonance is what makes it so that you can press a C key on a piano and play a C on a guitar and it'll sound different, even if it's the same note
to do this, you have to very carefully retrain your throat, tongue, and whatever to shape your voice differently
it's all quite stupid but there's a r*ddit post that, although exceedingly stupid, has just about everything you would wanna know about this
reddit.com
check it out, it's kinda cool
uhhhhhh other than that have fun and don't be discouraged when you sound like shit or just completely unnatural, because it takes awhile to get good at this
also fuck off tranny lole, but post tum first
also also don't do what this person says, just raising your pitch makes you sound fucking gay and not natural at all
Camden Morales
Whats with you and posting tum?
You should be asking to post benis or sumthin
Isaiah Evans
So, you're learning to be girlier so you can make better noises in bed, huh?
Joshua Adams
I'm just bored.
Wyatt Walker
I look forward to hearing your gay, girly noises~
Dylan White
Oh an actual response!
Hudson Young
I actually get told i sound like a bitch IRL.
Low pitch soft voice
Josiah Jackson
Good, I'm glad you sound that way.
Jaxon White
yeah
get crackin
takes awhile if you want it to be anywhere near convincing
Gabriel Phillips
I have a giant addams apple yet my voice is soft
Jonathan Ward
korbo.......
Jose Torres
Honest question user why do you wanna sound like a girl?
Xavier Carter
To troll people and then tell them that I am a trap!
Adrian Price
I guess in those games like VR chat?
Andrew Anderson
Yes, but not only that
Josiah Morris
Go eat a fucking cannolo,drink a cappuccino and shut up.
Dylan Hughes
But I am not sicilian
Benjamin Price
You could just typed it into Youtube lole
youtube.com
Jason Rogers
Just beware user people will try to make you their personal loli in these games. If you get good with your voice don't turn to the gay side. Unless you want then you do you
Hunter Lopez
Me gay? Haha no!
Cooper White
I'm just saying that for your own good user!
Dylan Wright
I already watched that
Don't worry bro
Kayden Adams
Well you do you I'm sure you can make a pitch perfect loli voice. Also just to know from which part of Italy are you from? Terrone reporting in here!
Owen White
North Italy, but yeah I don't think I have a very rough voice for me to not get there but I will have to get some training anyways
Julian Fisher
You can do it bro! Anyway for your loli voice training from what I've heard around a good thing to do is also try to whisper to get that soft voice going, I don't think I can be of any help other than that though
Jaxson Martinez
Korbo plox
Thomas Russell
just to troll. xD
you want free donations :P
Christian Edwards
Well that can work too!
Ian Adams
free steam money. nice to see new italians here :P
Lucas Hill
>female voice to get free money
Italiani intelligenti? Qualcosa non quadra
Oliver Peterson
troppo tranquillo questo thread? preferisco quelli così.. stranamente nessuno di noi ha insultato l'altro.. lol
Wyatt Edwards
Jack Lee
noi della brigata Sos dobbiamo indagare su questo mistero!
Colton Lopez
Non vedo motivo di insultare persone con cui ho conversazioni civili. Io di solito cerco di essere il più chill possibile lol
Benjamin Nguyen
Ma che bravo ragazzo!
Jeremiah Reyes
peccato che questo lo pensano in pochi. anche qui.. una settimana fa non mi ricordo in che board ero andato.. ma era pieno di italiani che "parlavano civilmente" tra di loro.. era il filo
Owen Turner
Thanks luv~
Austin Morgan
Che ci vuoi fare a la gente piace creare "drama"
Evan Perez
*canzone alla radio*
siamo fatti cosiii
Gavin Wood
k to the o to the r-b-o
James Allen
Lol scherzi a parte però davvero non si può vedere è imbarazzante, certe volte mi sembra di vedere quei canali americani su youtube che fanno drama come se non esistesse un domani
Aiden Jones
beh.. sfortunatamente non lo fanno solo in italiano.. certe volte pure in inglese.. sembra di parlare con matteo renzi xD
Logan Cooper
Mai mater cri in teh tv
Oliver Wilson
But you are gay, user.
and getting gayer by the minute...
Chase Gomez
>every Italian is k*rbo
Ok sure
Camden Fisher
Nope!
Jackson Thomas
I told you bro! you didn't listen they want you to be their personal loli run before it's too late!
Luis Cox
I bet you can feel how heavy your body is becoming, feeling sleepy as you drift away, looking into the colors and swirls..
Looking deeper and deeper...
becoming gayer and gayer...
Ryder Brooks
faggots...
Julian Campbell
Chase Nguyen
Its not working
Lincoln Carter
get a rope and hang yourself retard
Ian Thomas
Never thought about doing that, I can change my voice easily and people used to mistake me for a tomboy, this weekend will be fun. Thanks Jow Forums, I will post results someday
Joseph Barnes
I think it would be fun!
Thomas Brooks
Based kike poster