I-Imagine being a girl!

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Grills brain function very differently from men’s brain
They are too social and incapable of being interested in hobbies and specializing in stuff. They are literally only good to work at home an raise children.

Maybe give a smol suck as well

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aaaaaaaaaa

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Imagine sleeping on her tum in front of the benis and waking up to morning Wood

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Imagine blood shooting out of your penis once a month

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Imagine not being able to make funny jokes

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suck my dick fagface

Ok

I think I would love to be a mommy!

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Female brain is just too inferior to think of funny.

Post tum

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N-no!

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Pretty please

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Is you an f’male

No...

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Would you like to be one?

Are you a Q T Pie?

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Probably...
I dunno...

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Oi oi post tum

Unless you’re underage

That shits gay

Pust tum tum.

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kys

What's with this late tum obsession...
I am 20

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Tum pics plz

get a hobby besides being gay on Jow Forums

k*rbo

How is it a problem.
You still have bussy with a small benis on it.

DO EEEEET

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Great.

Now post tum

Like what?
I can't go outside and got no frens.

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kys you fucking oxygen thief

I'll be your friend.

calisthenics, running, drawing, cooking, reading, learning another language, vidya
your options are not limited

I want to see it through.

Don't count. Sadly online friends are not friends.

I don't feel motivated in the inside.
I don't even enjoy gaming.
There in no light at the end of the tunnel.

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go install grindr or tinder and get laid so i don't have to see your autistic sexual frustration on Jow Forums anymore you fucking loser

Girl's don't exist on Jow Forums. Only traps and fags

Italy is like what, 2600km away? Big deal.

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> questions if qt
> has v v v nice tum

O no where did tum go

I doubt wasting all your time on here is doing you any good

Haha. Worth it.

Nobody wanted me on tinder. Dropped my standards to the lowest. Liked 200 girls. 1 liked back.
Im not sure how handsome I need to be at this point.

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nice tum tum

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Oh, das hot

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I don't have anything.

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Retard, if you like 200 girls at once, you’ll be determined by tinder’s algorithm as a spamming bot and kept away from every woman on the platform.

If you really want some pussy, just go out into the real world, into a night club and try your chances. Spoiler, most girls there are straight and looking for a good time. Not rocket science.

tinder is tinder dude. Girl only match with catfish chads

Can I sleep on your tum?

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Pls. Tum was nicc

I am not gay!!

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200 girls in a week.

Girls actually approach me in nightclubs but I get massive panic attacks in my head.
Also I got nobody to go with and where am I going to sleep?

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I know you're not.

I'll treat you like a girl

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M-me??? G-girl???

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>not gay
>that underwear
doubt

Snuggles and cuddles.

It won't be gei.
My tum is also flat.

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Is it gay to like men with 2 holes?

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I do get panicky around women myself. To my knowledge, everyone does. You need to rock on. You might think anything from ‘Wow, I’m gonna make a right tit of myself’ to ‘She’s a fucking Greek goddess’. Doesn’t matter.

Start thinking as a contender, not an appeaser.

Tombois

How smol is it?

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W-what??

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Its takes me 2 months to get comfortable with someone.

Girls aren't going to wait 2 months.
Its a quick time event. It's over before I even knew what hit me.

How smoll peepee?

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My pp so small it's negative.

9cm...

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You're in luck.

I'm 16cm

How tall are you?

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Fuck’s sake

1.72cm...

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You know you can it. You can feel it in your neck, your head and your fuckin soul. The will to win. But it scares you. It scares everyone.

In yourself, grab that will. Control it and let it control you. Let fear be lifeblood. Work within the means. The woman wants to talk to you, so banter for a bit. Get to know her as and when you can, but enjoy yourself around her. You’ll then see what to do next.

You have to compel that fear in your favour. If women approach you then you have half the battle. Now win it.

Lil manlet. I'm 5'10
What type of clothes do you wear?

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Well... I usually wear anything cute!

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he won't take any of this advice because he is a closet homo

People always ask me if I'm okay

I always say yeah but I'm actually not.

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Post something cute!

I don't even know what to talk about.

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yeah because it seems you're into dudes

I-I am too scared to post anything else!

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I don't know what to talk about with dudes as well.

I'll post my outfit if you Post yours

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well what do you usually talk about with your friends?
vidya, music, sports, lifting, tv/movies (maybe anime) seem like a safe bet for dudes
I have no idea about girls either, they only seem into fashion and makeup

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I don't talk about anything.
I just talk about what we did in class.

My friend even told me one that I know you want to say something but you just can't.

What if I post first?

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yeah I'm a bit socially retarded but it helps hanging around people who love to talk so they carry the conversation, plus it makes you seem like a great listener

My friend does the talking and he always calls me a nice guy.

I mean I didn't say a single word. He even tells me I'm like his only real friend.
Im not sure what I even did for him to think so highly of me.

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Heyooooo

because people like talking about themselves and if you listen it makes them like you

C-cute... Cute!!

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I never talk about myself.

Wouldn't even tell you my name.

OwO

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I want to k-kiss your tummy...

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Guys I know it may sound rude but I have to ask you to tone down the gayness in this thread

We're not gay!

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