How do I go about marrying someone who is 1000 miles away from me

How do I go about marrying someone who is 1000 miles away from me.

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Bethesda's fast travel system, may include rotating hamburgers

does this person know they're gonna marry you?

meet in the middle

Shut up Todd
No
We tried but he said that he couldn’t get to the place probably

become big, so big you can reach him without moving
it is werking for me

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then go to his state

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Kys faggit.

Sounds like a plan
I can’t plausibly do that right now
Lol no

steal a plane

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What if Bane was on board?

I’m not the CIA

no survivors

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I don't know the nationality or state you are thinking of meeting this person from, but she might have to compromise with you in moving to where you live, or you where she is, if not a new area entirely.

kill yourselves and meet up in the fiery bowels of hell

Seethe more kike

steal your parents' money take a couple train trips get raped and dumped in an alley by vagrants

seethe more anonymous englishman

He will leave you for an art hoe after you bought the plane ticket, when you are there trying to forget things you will lose your virginity to the art hoe out of rage, kill her and everyone will have a sad ending, don't do it

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you dont

Idk if he or I would be willing to move
He is for me only. I will make sure of it
probably true and it saddens me

Came here to say this.

Why are you gay?

I like boys

Idaho

>He is for me only. I will make sure of it
Cringe

Why?

Because he is gay .

Bringe

...

Ainge

What do you imagine your gay lover to look like?

Tell your parents that you're gay

Monogamy is cringe

600 pound boob
600 pound butt
600 penis

stop using naive children as shitposting fodder

I already know what he looks like and so does he
Polygamy is too alpha for society
No

w

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Well have fun with your faggotry.

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Polygamy is cringe
polyamory is based
Polygyny is based

polygyny is based
polyamory is bringe

Polygyny is cringe I mixed up polygyny with polyandry

And I mixed up polygamy with polygyny

Initially

Cringe - polygyny, polygamy
Based - polyandry, polyamory
is this correct?

Polygamy is neither cringe nor based because everything else there is a subset of it

Everything else is correct

What happened to this thread?

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The gay killed himself.

excuse me
SIR
but that gayboy is my SON

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No that's shitpost son

no that is MY SON

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What?

Not what your thread said

SILENCE GAYPOSTING BUM

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THAT'S A FUCKING MEME

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Sorry but it's cannon, you're the uncle and shitpost is the father.

I PAY FAR MORE ATTENTION TO HIM
GIVE ME WHAT MY MERIT DESERVES

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But uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunclllllllllllleeeeeee!

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Go where she is.

BACK TO /LGBT/

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Sorry uncle but papa sp is number one

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not for you to decide

THIS ISN'T THE LAST YOU'VE HEARD OF THIS

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Sorry, uncle

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ok you can both be our dads

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I'm moving 1200 miles to be with my SO. We plan on marrying within the next 2 years, but want to live together for a bit, first. Having a job lined up is important. It's also vital that she want to work just as much as you do. Good luck, OP.

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