Brit/pol/

>theme.

youtube.com/watch?v=keXfiffBzFw

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How do I quit smoking?

bloood resoolts ar bak.

yer a nonce.

tek im aweeeh doctah baz.

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Same here but how do i quit drinking?

Better theme lad
youtube.com/watch?v=pOBC0v_q4I8

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the latest from jess phillips lol

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Cold turkey or ecigarette

What's she said or done now? The moron's an embarrassment

forgot the link

twitter.com/jessphillips/status/1165389552384696321

Go to AA

m.youtube.com/watch?v=LshoCYL3p00

It's hard lad. Got two cartons when I was in Prague last week which hasn't helped

What did you get?

Smoking has never appealed to me. It's the fucking drink.

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They can only express anger through pop culture references.

Game of Thrones is unironically shite

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The girl I fancied, who showed what I think was interest in me, is now engaged to a Jewish guy who attended one of the top 5 schools in Britain, then studied law at Cambridge, now makes over £100k in finance every year. I never stood a chance desu.

Lucky strikes, decent enough and different than my usual Marlboro

Was the same for a while lad, started when I drank then I graduated and started smoking at work. Its tough.

not with that attitude

Drink somewhere where woman go drinking. If that doesn't put you off drinking nothing will.

>people vote for her.
Imagine if this level of dialogue continues in this fashion and even grows bigger into actually "ringing a bell".

Would military coup then be justified legally?

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I just graduated 2:1 in Law and can't get off the whiskey.

Feels. I really like this girl who doesn't like me. Meanwhile, I rejected a girl who really liked me because I thought she was possibly slutty. Wish I took the chance.

>Tin pot dictator
>Has done the current equivalent of actual fuck all.
daring and brave.

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>I just graduated 2:1 in Law and can't get off the whiskey.

I drink a bit too much too lad but we have a bar at work so it's just the thing to do on a Friday afternoon at 3. I like it but the gym doesn't really counteract the fags and the booze enough.

Weren’t the people ringing the bell fanatical cultists trying to seize power?

hopefully

Future PM

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Reminds me of an Aussie lad who was asked out by a qt3.14 blonde lass, but in fear of her being slutty took the chink pill lad, turns out the chink was the slutty wreck and the qt was Jow Forums tiered in her politics.

A bar at work? The fuck do you do?

Bit of an own goal

man up and get a vape

Similar situation, I'm still gyming hard but fuck the whiskey.

Skkkkkrat

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There used to be one in Scotland Yard but they had to close it because it was causing problems. It’s a gym now

I like voluptuous bodies but I don't want to impregnate her with little mongoloid subhumans.

He works at spoons

How did you escape from the industrial incinerator?

Software developer, our office building has a little bar on the bottom floor. The other offices are nearly all solicitors so they love their booze.

Please don't. I blocked her but I also blocked some girl who was also insane but worse. Idk which number is which, or who to unblock.

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Threw your kids in

But those were English kids.

wew. Take it you work in London?

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RARE

The fact they let him stand on antique furniture might be the most disgusting thing about this whole debacle.

Half retard Slav

Songs of Praise has pretty much been decimated

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IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP BRITANON, YOU HAVE BEEN ASLEEP FOR TOO LONG. PAY CLOSE ATTENTION, FOLLOW THE TRAIL I HAVE LEFT. CAPSLOCK TO WAKE UP!

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despise code monkeys with their little toboggans and shite in their stupid golden rat cage offices

I NEED IT, HALP FRENS

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Unfortunately. The money is good and I live with two lads I went to uni with so it's not too bad. But want to move somewhere quieter soon.

Basically lad I'm trying to say you'll never really know until you actually get to know her, if she's an actual degenerate slag it'll be easy to point out a mile away, if you're still uncertain get a feel for her if you still can and go from there instead of immedietly shutting down the opportunity.
Aye the Irony was hard to ignore.

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I was born in Sheffield. I gather its now just a diversity hub of decadence and decay. If he becomes PM's....Fuck it. I demand the right to self determination! fuck all these fucking degenerate scum. Warm up up the ovens.

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Not a bad selection

FUCKING JANNIES

the pigs and eyes ?

For free

what the fuck is this bant shit? we wuz discussin politics n shit

implying this isn't where brit/pol belongs

This is exciting

can you link me? im drunk as fuck

well, you're probably right.

Is 80k enough to live in London alone?

seems like ted poster needs his comfort blanket

Bant and pol should merge. Its the same fucking subject. Mod mongs.
Fuck this website, Look at pol with its dumpf and random stupid shit.

rent alone gonna cost you around 15-20k a year for a decent place

shut the fuck up

Blame people for thinking that Jow Forums was a valid board to bring into existence

I say we fight them lads. Keep baking in Jow Forums.

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Love seeing Boris and Donald together.

From what I checked 80k is 52k after taxes so 17/52 is around the 30% rule of thumb for housing.

Keep getting bit

>5:42pm
>1 liter of whiskey

ama.

Aye.

What's next?

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Probably death desu

time for cleaning

Go on home bong polshitters Go on home

Have you got no fucking homes of your own

For 2 years we've fought you without fear

it's because tedposter and his followers want brit/pol all to themselves instead of making their own ted thread they want to hijack this place.

And we will fight you for 2 more

Why ruin it? I was about to do something.

If you stay bong shitters If you stay

Give it a rest Ivan.

You'll never ever beat the bant

so I guess we can post nsfw here seeing as the adverts are all filth?

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For the 14 men in Derry

Are the last that you will bury