Normie isn't old he's just mature

>Normie isn't old he's just mature
>he'd make an excellent father
>young enough to have fun
>mature enough to know when to stop
>if he wasn't married girl
>t. 55 year old black woman who looks 30

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rather than grieve your age have you considered just being happy being you

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daily display of unjustified vanity

kys

>he'd make an excellent father
Don't you have a daughter that you don't talk to?

what are you trying to communicate

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Normie isn't mature he's just old

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This

And Ugly.

t.manlet

how dare you say that about our normie

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t.ugly

are you saying i'm ugly?

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t.manlet

the reddit ogre

big if true

t.ugly

Truth be told if you were anyone's dad your kids would kill themselves before hitting 12

Based
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Kys

Is Normie over his Sally Face phase now then?

I'm not even 30 you wretch.
You asked for this and no. I just can't convey every emotion with SF. Very hard to find OC let alone ones I like.

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somehow i doubt youre 30, considering you look like bernie

Normie has always been hurt by both commenting his age and his haplessness.

Vid related.

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Shit, u still alive

That's a nice chair you posted

i wouldnt mind if u were my dad i guess. could be nice

Maybe don't believe that one pic is how I look 24/7.
Yeet.
I wouldn't want to be your father. I'd beat you. Like a lot.

what is the point of this thread?

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I doubt how good of a father you would be.

Youre not old Normie, i think you're ‘just right’!

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>not old
HAHAHAHA

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Aye dont be mean

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can't help it

I wanna be your dad.
I'd spoil you.

Who’s this faggot that you keep posting?

Go fuck Amei space Gayboy.
I already am a father. Even now I'm turning young adults into men because their parents were either soft or absent. I have always had parental tendencies I wasn't afraid to act on.
>be me
>in the mall
>see young mother with crying baby in a stroller
>walk right up to her
>pickup the baby
>visible concern
>bounce baby delicately on my shoulder like my dad use to do
>baby asleep
>mom is astonished
>put baby back into stroller
Me and my dad both have this super power as parents. I use to spend hours with Annabelle embraced into my chest trying to find the right rhythm to get her to sleep.
Sal Fisher from Sally face.

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What the fuck happened to his face?

Mauled by a dog when he was a child. He also has a glass eye from it. Very very fucked up game.

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Why make this shit then and is it just a gay visual novel?

Sorry.

Kinda. It's a mystery game that's more about the story. It's actually not gay at all the fan base made it gay.

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Why?

>filename
What the fuck, human

O foxsea lol

yonkers...

You want some more yonkers von shitpants?

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You guys actually need to stop calling me yonkers because that is obviously not my fucking name. I also do not live there.

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Why is his hair like that?

jackson von yonkers...

Jackson von Yonkers Earl of Shit Pants.
"Nobody ever said that only women could have pigtails and I like them"-Sal

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I summon SP so we can see you two fuck fight

How about no and you fuck off pooftah.

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Pretty gay I must say.

Gross. Fuck niggers.

UwU you know you want to hate fuck him.
Imagine blowing off your leg and him fireman carrying you for 3 miles ~
I want my angel SP to save me owo

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Imagine him holding your hand to while he bandage you up~
Him telling you to listen to his calming voice and telling you everything is going to be okay w

I like him better without them tbdesu senpai.
youtube.com/watch?v=us0i5yz_zGA
When Sal gets older Larry (his new brother) kinda influences him into wearing his pigtails less. You see this is where it starts to get gay for the fan base. The whole game is just dark and fucked but the story is deep.
I wish this was an actual photo of SP he looks like a fucking god of a man I just want.....
SHUT THE
FU
CK
UP
HOOMO! POOFTER

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I think it is desu uwu. I think he's just saying it's not him so he doesn't want to get doxxed. You know how he is.

>tfw he would actually do this too
SHUT THE
FU
CK
UP
POOFTER I FUCKING HATE YOU
WHY
U
DO
DIS???!!!!
*breathes deep*
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Because I know you still love him uwu but I'm going to take him from you

Why are Fanbases so degenerate that they hope for every character being gay?

...of course I do and of course you are. You just like tormenting me. Reopening old wounds to make me crazy. The exact thing he hates. Every time I'm cool with it all someone like you comes around to remind me of the pain I feel for someone I love.....fuck you user I hope you die in a fire. Now I wish he was here because then at least he'd tell me he's my bro and everything will be okay.
Believe it or not but because most artists are women. Once you think of it from the perspective of all the shit you see being drawn by a woman it makes more sense.
Hey look a thing I like.
Look another of the thing I like
*proceeds to make them kiss*
uwu

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Cute boys~
1. Irish user
2. Newfren
3. Forest
4. Karen
5. Russian boomer
6. Niceland
7. Ritsu
8. Fagpore
9. Dylan
10. Cute
11. Normie
12. Senpie
13. Amei
14. Sudai
15. Cowboy
16. Ashleyfag
17. Korbo
18. Hanner
19. Kiwi
Angel tier boy~
Shit post
lol sorry, I like teasing you, cutie.

>Cute at 10
>not at 1
bruh

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It's in no particular order

I still hate you with a bloody fucking passion. Every thread you goat me into getting at SP. Dafuq bro? You jerk off to it or something?

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I do get hard sometimes

Yeah I know it’s all drawn by 16 year old girls. I’ve known that for years.

That's fucked up m8. Why in the actual fuck?
Factually incorrect. My now in her 20's ex gf draws on Deviant (making enough to live on) making abominations of home brewed monster girl porn and fan fic shit from various shows. There's a demand for it from women who are the dumb shits willing to actually pay for pixels.
You want someone to blame you can blame women for being into man on man D-money.

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>_

Ah i see so you project your gay desires of wanting to be aggressively man smashed in your boi pucci by the demigod SP with his romanesque figure hmmmmmmmmmmm?
So you make us fight so you see what it would be like hmmmmmmmmmm?
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Millennial and teenage girls are degenerate Tumblrites, they always have been.

You just like not liking things that other people like don't you?

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N-no >~

AHA! Caught you baiting homo! No longer will you plague me with your bullshit now that I know.
I summon the real SHIT POST to have a civil conversation regarding matters of interest.
What is your favorite beer?

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I despise fandoms with a passion. They ruin all kinds of things and they treat the thing they like as a god and worship it and make everyone homosexuals and if it’s not made official in the show they flip out and cause all kinds of chaos.

your best years are behind you nothing lies ahead kys and get it over with. people say it gets better to young people not you old fuck. if you cant enjoy life as you are now it wont get any better.

Agreed. There's plenty of good shows with toxic as shit fandoms. I'm not going to name any because then I'd name myself as this or that faggot. There's no need to get all zealous about a fucking TV show or any entertainment media really. It's all cool to enjoy it but not everyone wants to hear about your shit 24/7 and only like .01% are letting it dominate their lives.
Don't get me wrong I love to get lit and watch Adventure Time thinking about who it's more acceptable to fuck Marceline or Princess Bubblegum but then Marshal Lee gets thrown in there and fucks it all up but hell m8 I'm not going to force everyone to think about tag teaming Marceline with Marshal Lee. Is fucking dumb man.

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>10. Cute
Why tho?

I hate the word Toxic as well.

TOXIC
ABAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAGHAHAGAGAHAGAGHAAGAHGAAGAHAGAGAHAGAG
I SAID IT EEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHE
LOL
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
X33333333333333333

My point still stands.

gay

No fight him

Tu quoque nigger.
Never. I'm done fighting him for the entertainment of faggots like you to jerk it to. SP is my bro and he'll do great things like get a hot 10/10 gf.

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Dude I'm going to take a cold shower rn. I like bud-heavy desu.

Well goodnight friends.

Goodnight lad, sleep well.

Okay, okay, okay, now, checkem

>a cold shower
For why?!
>he was here all along
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>concerning my daughter
It's not a matter of not wanting to it's a matter of her bitch of a mother not wanting me to now that she's getting old enough to understand I'm better than her mom and she could tell a judge she wants to live with her dad that could overturn her custody.
Goodnight lad. Have a good night.
FUCKING CHECKED!

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Late night jog with my big sis. So we worked up sweat.

youtube.com/watch?v=oItlCGLgbqQ

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Also that pic isn't me for the last time. I did have black hair but it's somewhat of a golden blonde. I dyed it.

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I don't know if I should post it

Post it.
Don’t post it.

>There's a demand for it from women who are the dumb shits willing to actually pay for pixels
> imagine paying for porn when torrents and weird russian imageboards exist

I get this feeling that stalker lurking waiting for the attack

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hi thats me

That’s common sense.

carefukl

Dude that's awesome. I can't say I like your taste in your beer though. I like PBR though so I'm not one to say much.
>inb4 hipster beer
Please and do the pose too. Come on SP we've waited for so long.
Y-yeah...im-magine.....
Local PD doxxer here I can 100% say that it is only as easy as you make it IE don't take it outside. You could easily find where I live by my pics alone.
Just do it mang.

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