D-D-Do y-you w-wa-want to-o s-s-see m-my b-bi-g c-c-cock?

D-D-Do y-you w-wa-want to-o s-s-see m-my b-bi-g c-c-cock?

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No-one wants to see your dick but faggots, then again this is Jow Forums so they'd probably ask for different angles. Buncha faggots.

Stop it you attention whore

O-O-Ok-Okey, I-I-Im Sorry

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fuck off we’ve already seen it

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I second this

I want to see you cut it off and bleed out, if that's an option

I third this

Fuck off, gay argentinian nigger

kill yourself

Agreed this is old hat.

fuck off
it's not even big, you stuttering faggot

No it’s actually pretty big. Stop being jealous

if i post my dick nobody would post about this faggot ever again
want me to prove it?

Yes

Yeet put your dick where your mouth is.

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Prove it faggot

>maximum file size: 2mb
took it with a powerful camera, where do i upload it to for you retards

Imgur

Retarded and a faggot, I'm in awe

Crop out enough of the dead space until you can upload it here. Alternatively you can open it in paint.net and scale back the quality 1%.

fags

give me a few minutes to crop, not shopped tho

No, because I’ve seen it enough times.

Jesus just upload it to Imgur and make it private

faggots

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why

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big fags

Faggot, my dick's an inch bigger. It's snipped though, soulless fucking niggerkikes.

the point is that OP's is average at best
gay boy id

Funny part about this image is that I saved it as a transparent png, but phone added in the purple.... for some reason..................................
*deletes image*

>no perspective like a coke can
Toilet paper tube test right now. Stick it in a toilet paper tube and if it fits you're smol boi.

No

I want to see it cut off and fed to wild animals yes

tested it before
it will not fit inside a toilet paper tube, except a bit of the tip

Prove it then nigger!

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get my cock hard and i'll prove it

Get your cock hard to this image.

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sorry i'm not into guns that way :(

Im to scared to even take a picture of mine

fuck off microdick

D....did you just order me to get you hard?????

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Get your dick hard to this image.

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yeah bitch, you going to do something about it?

>ODENS BLOOD
F for effort.

its a little bigger than average, im just shy

noice

let it be known that today user delivered

True.

Actually yes!~
Getting pp's hard just so happens to be a special skill of mine.
Tell me user what are you into? A little forced play? The rough yet delicate touch of a woman yearning for your cock to fill every last space of her pussy enough to force you down and take it.
Everyone's into something user.

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Fine, here faggot.

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>knows the metal band
Bruh

A-A-Al-All S-sizes a-ar-are G-g-good!

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fap time

You're just mad user hijacked your thread and now you're old news lol

i think op is bigger

5'2-5'10 women / boys with lithe bodies and lean asses
or, like pic related, hot chicks

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Now everybody is showing his dick, and this board will became /b/ 2.0. My masterplan is working AHAHAHAHHAHAA

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I still think yours is bigger

>boys with lithe bodies
>and lean asses
....lets skip over this.....
>hot chicks
I got you fampai.

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>boys
Fucking degenerate, let me cure you of your trapfaggotry

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MAKO IS NOT FOR LEWD

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i've been bi since before i knew traps were a thing

>expects me to know all the bands when I’m a literal music boomer
Breh
Based.

I will never show my dick unless someone on here is willing to pay me. I'll see every dick on Jow Forums before I show mine.
YOUR PLAN HAS FAILED!

wouldn't it be nice if i posted my cock and people actually liked it, but im just gonna get made fun of

Still gayshit, fucking /d/eviants shitting up imageboard culture

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Do it

dont

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cope. go away, you’re old news faggot

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You really wanna have all the attention huh

yes

>tapers off to a point
Low T faggot

there’s no way you could possibly be this stupid. you have to use an EMPTY toilet paper roll you fucking retard

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there's literally no difference
i dont take enough shits and im not dirty enough to have random toilet paper rolls around

see

I don't need to you see your dick nigger to know that you're a low T faggot. How do you feel about showing your dick to thirty autistic greasy faggots (counting the lurkers), and that a solid 60% of them are probably jerking it to that photo, at least 1 with some fucked up mutilation fantasy or some shit?

dunno, just wanted to post my dick tonight and I wanted to make this argie old news

>Tell me user what are you into? A little forced play? The rough yet delicate touch of a woman yearning for your cock to fill every last space of her pussy enough to force you down and take it.
is that something you provide?

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See, 99% of faggots are attention-craving narcissists and you're no different, niggerfaggot. Just because one Argentinian is a faggot doesn't mean that Argentina isn't the fourth-most based country on the planet you soft-handed fucking never-worked-a-day-in-his-soft-life nigger.

>A-A-Al-All S-sizes a-ar-are G-g-good!
but some sizes are more good than others.

>”””””””””culture”””””””””
>that pic
>that post
Cringe.
>c*mmie girl oc made by c*mmie Spaniard
Unbased.

did I ever say I wasn't?
you're literally arguing with a guy who posted dick pics to shame some south american faggot, this isn't exactly the nobel committee

Stay mad faggot, my tastes are too patrician for you to handle.

We're both shitposting at 11-12 on a weekday, pot calling the kettle black, nigger

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>uses a filled roll of toilet paper
Jesus fuck user but delivered nonetheless.
Today I crown you Duke of faggots for the week.
That and more. Why?
uwu

Brap

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>duke of faggots
i shall wear the title with pride, not sure if it proves my superiority over the argie retard or not
based

Argie still has a bigger cock but keep fighting for dominance I’m enjoying it.

Don’t judge me

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Braapffft

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Look at this faggot's snip-dick, and he caught it at a fucking angle too, fucking faggots using perspective shots to throw the rest of us off. Fucking faggot, do the TP test like the earlier faggot.

Yes. It proves your superiority over no dick posting prison gays and attention whores like the argie. You came in with a purpose to post your dick to show up an user. That is a display of balls of the most brass.
I as the Big Gae and king of Jow Forums faggots do hereby recognize this anons superior faggotry.

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TOILET
P
A
P
E
R
TOOB NOOB

i don't know but i don't like your pedant tone

god damnit argentina

>snip dick
>dry as fuck
>perspective shot
if you fail the tube test, return to /b/ with all the autistic dick rate threads

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pathetic

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Is that european toilet paper or just a smol pp?

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It’s Walmart brand toilet paper