What happened? He deleted his twitter account, has he become an hero?
Any polfags got info on him?
What happened? He deleted his twitter account, has he become an hero?
Any polfags got info on him?
Bump?
PretzelzCollie is the fags twitter handle
>has he become an hero?
lol hows he going to do that?
>PretzelzCollie
probably realized what a huge mistake it was after ejaculating.
Jumping off a building
>hows he going to do that?
by attempting a cartwheel
No hands so can’t use phone or computer.
No need for twitter.
Deleting Twitter is now synonymous with suicide? This guy strikes me as the kind of nutter that would seek infamy in suicide.
Stop giving attention to the mentally ill
There should be a word for that, to describe the "right of the bat instantaneous regret of a fetish after the orgasm"
>What happened? He deleted his twitter account, has he become an hero?
Imagine if his "boyfriend" left him after this. That would be pretty devastating. He wanted to force his boyfriend to baby him forever because he didn't have hands.
/thread
POR
post orgasm regret
this.
he severely limited his an heroing choices after he fucked off his hands
he cant do spinners anymore... why live
what's the story
Is that the guy that fell asleep with his hands in dry ice?
jump into a river/lake/sea
say hello to an incoming bus/truck/train
carry an "I hate niggers" cardboard sign in murrica
shout "Aloha Snackbar" near SS agents in some event
take a walk late at night in Chicago/[insert any other hellhole city in murrica]
starve himself to death
dehydrate himself to death
jump from the window
shout "I have a gun!" near cops
shout "Mohammed was a pedophile and was fucked by a pig!" in a local mosque
[other anons feel free to continue]
what is "devil's laugh"
This is what porn addiction leads too. They fry their dopamine receptors to the point where they go on this continuous quest to achieve a new high. Next thing you know they're removing bodyparts for cummies.
He's deleting evidence that he WANTED to chop his hands off so that he doesn't get sectioned.
He planned this for months. Doctors barely believed it was an accident but after his social media came to light, they know he's a self-harmer
i like it
Hahahahahahaahah fuckin KEKED AND WRECKED!
Probably this unfortunatly hope he gets fucked over for this shit
In a perfect world his faggot dog fucking ways would get him a bullet in the back of his head
technically I misnamed it
it's "devil's laughter" and it's an old term, by Schopenhauer, if I'm not confused in my memories
Sauce on anime?
mad bull 34
he is heading towards iran
what use is a twitter account if you have no hands to type with
be forewarned though that while the anime is toned down a lot the manga has EXTREME violence against black people by the police officer protagonists, one fat black guy gets impaled through the asshole with a sharpened swivel chair post and another one ODs on drugs and gets his balls smashed to keep him conscious and then gets the top of his head blown off
also they cook a lady’s cat in the oven but it’s just a setup for a “What’s Michael?” manga reference gag
It'd be hilarious to see him posting 'ojkawdufh v bfjdjdbsksidjfnf'
He could just jump into the hospital's swimming pool at the 8 foot end.
I hope this faggot died and burns in hell. I can't express my hatred for faggots that gets their hands intentionally chopeed. gas these degenerates asap.
well good thing it's all archived right fucking here then:
web.archive.org
Nope, that didn't stop him from tweeting a couple of days ago, he even posted a video showing how he does it ( basically he was holding a stylus in his mouth & tapping the phone with it ). I honestly doubt he baleted his account just because he has no hands and can't use it.
Cringe
nice pic of your mental self image... now for the actual reality, just check OP's pic
I saw the disturbing image of his fucked up hands, how did he forcefully cause doctors to amputate? Just cut off bloodflow forever?
or fall asleep in a bucket of dry ice
Ya. The "accidentally fell asleep with hands in dry ice" claim falls apart if you ask how they got there in the first place.
All faggots are pedophiles and deserve death.
Did a vet put him down?
You guys bullied this poor trans fur off the internet and ruined it for everybody.
By submerging his head into dry ice
aaaaand we have the correct answer! based and freonpilled
Cant kill yourself if you have no hands
This is troubling...now how do we know where to send his Darwin award to?
Some furfag put his hands in dry ice and got them amputated, and some believe it was a fetish.
Why we should encourage every faggot to cut off their hands so that they are defensless
The pof.
When you finish, you get poffed out, and filled with regret.
It's reminiscent of the sound of a balloon popping, becoming deflated, losing integrity, much like losing an erection.
Was the dudes own fault for fucking like a rabbit and getting drugged, at least he learned something important from this.
I hope some quick thinking anons saved that shit.
Maybe he gorged on chocolate gifts?
I hear they are bad for dogs
Nvm this was the fag who wanted to replace his hands with paws rite? Lmao
>jump into a river/lake/sea
His nickname is Bob
any humans injected animal hormones yet?
I'd like to know the source on the doctors' opinion?
this man is telling the truth and must be respected. He had a tragic dry ice accident. Mods plz close the thread
>some
It's clear to everyone that he put his hands on dry ice intentionally.
underrated
som1 link his boyfriends twitter
No Fap extreme!
he put both hands in dry ice and then feel asleep for 6 years straight without moving his hands...
underrated leafpost
Horse testosterone has been injected by people for ages
I want to try it, but I don't see how it'd be any more effective than my regular testosterone I inject
He's a degenerate burden to society. I hope he found a window on the tenth floor (that was already opened)
lol good one
dam he fell aslep for 6 years only to awake with no hands. gotta suck man
reported
Well, good news is. He can now cosplay as a powerpuff girl whenever.
twitter.com
this is some cool shit man
>shout i have a gun
you need arms to operate firearms, hans
>(that was already opened)
Fucking kek!
hours LOL
"The atto-second when the first rope of jizz exits the urethra one is overcome with crippling contrition"
kek
who gives a fuck? not politics, stop spamming your ecelebs you homosexual zoophile
Probably because insurance won’t cover this “accident”
this. doctors suspected foul play and notified insurance company
>What happened?
Disarmed
>carry
Underrated
Post-nut clarity
They should have amputated his head
I'm sure there's a twelve syllable German word
samefag XDXDXD
reported for ilegal maximus kekismus
he can't delete his twitter with no hands.
He probably got tired of people asking him how he wipes his butt now.
I actually feel sorry for him. Something is turning white people into complete lunatics
He got sepsis and died. Very common with amputation.
Dogsuite and minigun
(((something)))
kek.
Throw away the toilet paper too while you're at it
>Nachorgasmussabsage
Just a guess.
>I must fap, but I have no hands