60 days until my night, Halloween. A time when we thank Satan for providing me with the physical energy to work out and improve my looks.
Satan is also the reason why I turned bisexual.
HAIL BASED SATAN ON 31ST OCTOBER.
60 days until my night, Halloween...
Bentley Jenkins
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Kevin Torres
kot id
Liam Butler
Holloween is my favourite time of the year.
I'm so lucky I was born in October.
Jason Hughes
You turned bisexual because you're a pervert and a degenerate. Keep the Dark One out of your namefag freakiness.
Gavin Thompson
Dudes just a closet homo.
I'm a proud trap fapper.
Still consider myself straight.
Noah Cook
I SWEEP MY TEAR
I KILL MY FEAR
GOD I'M NOT HERE
ETERNITY I AM HERE
Leo Rivera
Broccolibutts isn't a trap
Mason Williams
You're telling me this doesn't turn you on?
Charles Perez
I don't fap to him anymore.
I've ascended.
Jenna Trap is way hotter.
Okay enough of trap talk.
Kayden James
Will you be my bf please?
Benjamin Baker
Why are you being so gay today?
Eli Harris
Haha, I'm always gay.
Joseph Kelly
I thought you were looking for girls on Tinder and that you would give up gayposting
Samuel Williams
No, I hate Tinder girls.
David Clark
Oh Karen... Since when Satan took your testosterone?
Jackson Adams
Is that who you’re hoping that the Irish user is in real life?
Owen White
I'm staying single.
I don't want to hurt myself.
Colton Taylor
Testosterone is nothing to do with gay thoughts. I've been taking high zinc products since January and I'm still gay. Plus I do intense exercise 5-6 days a week and I still love boy butts in skinny jeans. Tbh I think a combination of the gym and Jow Forums and lack of female attention has turned me bisexual.
Nah, not really. I just find the image funny.
Jordan Diaz
When are you going to open shop?
John Roberts
Hmmm, I see... How did this lack of female attention even begin if "the dajjal improved your look"?
When I'll manage to convert Karen to Islam rather than letting him be judged badly by Allah (the only god) when he dies
Jack Evans
Alright then. I hope one day you find a nice girl.
Xavier Thomas
>not following the word of God
Thomas Foster
Here, something from the Qur'an:
". . . and nearest among them in love to the believers will you find those who say, 'We are Christians,' because amongst these are men devoted to learning and men who have renounced the world, and they are not arrogant" (5:82)
Jacob Martinez
omg, I've just realised that it's gonna be Christmas soon. I hate Christmas, it's the most depressing time of the year.
Connor Rogers
You still have fucking 3 months til Christmas. Also read Siege by James Mason.
Jose Torres
You better worry the most about Ramadan, kafir
Based, although I prefer the theocrat
Jose Sanders
A red X? Oh no, I'm feeling a dark turbidity in my loins.
Nolan Clark
I find it crazy how everything just exists.
There must have been nothing at some point in time.
Carson Cook
Everything has a purpose overall, that's why things were created by Allah.
There was always something since the very beginning of the universe, at least, that's what I believe
Jaxson Scott
Stop farting!
Joshua Rodriguez
Read Siege then and stop being gay.
Henry Carter
I believe in the God of Sun.
Suck my left testicle.
Asher Garcia
Couldn't have been me.
I haven't eaten anything today.
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Lucas Sullivan
Hmmm, Sounds quite good but not as epic as worshipping Allah
No.
Evan Butler
The sun has a bigger chance of being God then Allah or anyone else.
Grayson Harris
Epic.
Josiah Rodriguez
Hey! That's me breaking into your house!
I know, subhanallah
Christopher Phillips
The sun is our dad and earth is our mother.
Figure it out. We are its children.
Jordan Martin
You can still fart from your food that you ate the day before.
Ryder Scott
And Allah created them both
Colton Ortiz
Looks like it made dinosaurs before us.
Im coming from a logical perspective.
Do you like the smell of my farts or something?
Asher Mitchell
It's something which has got me thinking, but I don't think it's a valid reason to loose faith, at least in my opinion, maybe there's the actual answer in the Qur'an, or some other religious book, I hope
Evan Perez
No, I hate the smell of other peoples farts, only my own.
Alexander Collins
When you die, mother earth will consume your body and continue the cycle for new life.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww