Why aren't you Catholic yet?

Because Protestantism is better?

Stop posting this jew

I haven't finished reading the bible and repenting for all my sins yet. Once I do those things I WILL join The Church.

So you as a Baptist believe in, "salvation by faith alone". So why go to church?

MMMM LET ME SUCK YOUR NIGGER TOES

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Which one of the 7,000 different types of Protestantism?

I dont want to fuck kids or join a cult

Because Baps still need an authority figure, Anderson is completely retarded who can say who is and isn't saved; Lost half his "flock" due to a split in beliefs lmao.

Same reason I'm not a freemason.

>Why aren't you Catholic yet?
Because I don't want to go to hell.

I don't enjoy being a slave with repressed homosexuality

I listen to a lot of Norwegian black metal.

The 6 gorillian denominations huh? Nice tactics kike.

Presbyterianism Church of America

>citation needed

Why?

>who is Baker and took half the fellowship
Baptard

Family has always been Presbyterian, so I am too?

Because the supernatural claims of Christianity have yet to meet their burden of proof. All we've ever gotten so far are weak language games and outright pseudo science

see I replied to myself like a tard

Catholics pray to idols.

>Imagine believing this

Nothing the Church says about judaism or any liberal values they preach is mandatory for Catholics to believe. It's just their opinion, which is distinct from papal decree and not included under papal infallibility.

The Church has been much more conservative and european in character in the past, and it can change again.

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>The Presbyterian Church (USA) voted to allow same-gender marriages on June 19, 2014 during its 221st General Assembly, making it one of the largest Christian denominations in the world to allow same-sex unions.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presbyterian_Church_(USA)

There's two groups. I don't belong to that one
I belong to the one IN AMERICA, not USA.

>mfw too many prot denoms

I honestly don't know anything more embarrassing than an American who thinks he'll become closer to "traditional European way of life" or whatever BS he spouts by converting to Catholicism in our current time. Christianity has always been a semitic parasite from the beginning, but nowadays its toxicity for Europe has reached its peak, they might be even more active than Jews in the niggerification process of the continent.

name one

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What about Poland and how is life in Tuvalu?

t. kike

Isn't that the problem with Protestantism. Too many different sects and very little difference between them.

Because I'm not a homosexual.

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There is another topic on Catholicism up right now:

Man, the staff needs to clamp down on these faggoty religious topics. There's fucking more than one at a time.

I don't suffer from the cognitive dissonance of declaring an image of an institution of religion that that claims to represent the gospel, but clearly goes against it, is the church Christ had Peter build His rock on.

>institution of religion that that claims to represent the gospel
Do you have anything less bland to say.

this thred stinks

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Lots of demonic activity today.

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and the most schizofrenic post of the day award goes to......

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This. Catholics that reject this are heretics. Orthodox that embrace phyletism are heretics. Protestants that don't turn the other cheek, hand their robber their shirt and separate between Jews and Greeks are heretics.

Best post

Because why would I worship a dead Jew on a stick?

I'm waiting for RCIA classes next month. I've only ever been to church once in my life, but I frequently prayed the Rosary and Chaplet among other prayers up until two weeks ago for reasons. I think i may pray the Rosary tonight before bed though.

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There is no salvation with faith alone, the works must be there too.

James 2:16-17

Based and redpilled

Saved by faith, rewarded by works

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>James 2
That's not about salvation, that's about being justified to man. It talks about Abraham being justified by works, which is to man, not God. Compare it with
Romans 4:2 For if Abraham were justified by works, he hath whereof to glory; but not before God.
>not before God
That would mean he was to man but not to God
Also verse 5 proves you don't need works
Romans 4:5 But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness.

heretic

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Begone, weird gook shill demon thing.

because christianity is scary, the whole concept of hell and stuff. :/

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shalom

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wow how white children did you rape today op

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Becuse what kind of god would let me shit up this board?

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a mega beast

Also i dont wanna have to diddle kids
Its just not up my alley

i gota beat cathlics with a dead living baby lol

if you reading this why havent you killed your self infront of me .. yet idk
thansk for the hmm worms

ahhh im going into my off folder
annnndd chirst this is hmnm

teyyea ok well rock on in the hmm fuckign what ever idk

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post soem cathilics rekt thread

Because I don’t want that shit to control my life. I control my own life and not a book that makes me feel bad about myself

Did you just have a stroke man? Do I need to call 911??

because no man can absolve me of sin, each man is his own messenger of god.

'cause I have high IQ

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I’m also not a catholic because no god or higher power would let so many people suffer and let the world burn like it does.

>hurr durr god wouldnt let bad things happen!
it's called free will you absolute brainlet

Get a load of this fag lol!

that's not fagmark

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why havent you reformed yet

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cause its was only a silly dark joke lol

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I dislike religion in general

realy ?? hypnosis bdsm doesnt work for you ???
what is religion to you do you mind divining it

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Hi I would like to confess that i touched my pp 3 times this weekend. Im sorry jeebus, pls forgive me and take these dark spirits away from me. As atonement i will go jogging for 30 minutes and clean my room.

The worst vice is advice. Life is hard enough without having to worry about an x factor like God you can't control. For a belief system to assert their rituals can do so with no proof other than subjective testimony is no surprise. A sucker is born every minute.

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what are you talking about

[spoiler]DEUS[/spoiler]

why is the current pope such a people pleasing heretic?

I Won't even become a catholic.
Because:
>I am not a church acknowledged pedophile
>I do not feel any religious guilt at all
>I am a Lutheran Finn already
>I am irl a pagan but I will fight for Christianity because the ways of those other religions just suck dick
>which makes me an excellent sharpshooter due to my non-existent religious education
>I have about 20 000 homies today thinking the same
>the remaining 480 000 will shake at first
>100 000 of them will die pretty quickly
>It won't be about God at all, but about something else.
>There will be at least 50 000 but more like 200 000 to join us.
The mindset will be all about Murder.

>the bible has no soul
-jebus

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