Would you rather:

Would you rather:
> have sex with the girl of your dreams whenever you like for the rest of your life?

or

> spend 3 minutes on top of the goat tower

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i have no dream girl,what would happen if i chose no 1?

you get your dream partner

If you don't have a dream girl, you will instead get a genie who will grant you hot delicious breadsticks whenever you want.

sounds nice

goat tower of course

yeah i’ll take that offer

B
that's a solid B from me

I would literally kill for a chance to spend 3 minutes on the goat tower

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Excellent choices so far

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>Strictly goats only

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I'll take my dream girl.
>smartest person I've ever met
>great sense of humour
>innocent little peach
>jokingly acts smug like
How could I not?

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Have you considered the goat tower though?

but seriously
that pinnacle
the view
it's... unearthly

I'll pick the goat tower if I'm also allowed to crawl into the holes and see for myself what otherworldly realms lie beyond.

deal

Beware, you only have 3 minutes. A life time of pleasures will flash before your eyes.

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Why the fuck would I take the goat tower?
Of course I'll take the girl of my dream.
Would you rater have a million dollar or eat a delicious cake once. I'll fucking take the million dollar. Wth is wrong with you!

its a pretty fucking nice goat tower, user

> "I have no idea of the eternal rewards of the Goat Tower"

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You can pick any bride on sale available at your supermarket, how does that sound.
Yeah but I'd give anything to sleep with the girl of my my dreams. We were best friends until I fell in love with her like a fucking loser.
Wtf?! That sound like my crush, are you trying to still my Julia?

you could sleep in the goat tower instead, user

Wtf is this some underground meme I haven't heard of, or is everybody fallowing along with OP.

literally you

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I pick the goatse tower

enter, mortal

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Why do I have to be black?

It's not your Julia if I get my hands on her first

I choose the goat tower

Goat tower. Hooves down.

but if I'm allowed 3 minutes on top of the goat tower I will have sex with the girl of my dreams anyways

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Your girl is a goat?

I really don't see the issue here user.
Come in the goat tower with us, user.

That goat tower looks peaceful as fuck. I feel like I could reach nirvana from looking up there.

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do i get to have sex with the goats

What if the girl of my dreams is the princess of goat tower?

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