What's in the vault Jow Forums?

First to guess, or get a close enough guess will reveal the secrets within this vault.
What's inside will certainly be most interesting. (:

Good luck.

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A dead whore with lock jaw....

Wrong. Not close enough.

guns, ammo

drugs

That's clearly some kind of medication packet you wrote on.

Wrong.

Wrong.

Empty or money

My dignity.

Your sexuality

Wrong. I am getting a little disappointed already, it's nothing simple.

Fort Knox = Gold

You are also central time zone in the US

Bonds and jewelry or a coin collection.

Wrong.
Wrong.
Wrong.

Your mummified penis

The kalergi plan.

Ufo fragments

Wrong, but I like the guess.
Wrong.
Wrong, but you are beginning to think in a better way.

A dead jannie with lock jaw.

Important personal/legal documents

classified materials

Nuclear waste.

What do I win?

High mil-tech drones

A alien corpse

Why not just fucking show us, jannie will delete the thread soon

Your dead wife?

Ooparts
Out of place artifacts

Fragment from an Apollo mission?

Wrong, why must everything be dead? Certainly something could be alive.
Wrong.
Right direction, but wrong.

Once this thread goes on for another 5 minutes, and if there are no correct guesses, I will post the inside anyway.

It's empty.

Wrong.

Your birth certificate

Wrong.

[spoiler]yes[/spoiler]

The cryogenically preserved body of George Washington

Petri dishes filled with unidentifyable objects

Area 51 attack plan ? or Alien weapon ?

Wrong, but I like your imagination.

Dead Nigger Storage

Ok its a manlfestow of a almost dead jannie with lock jaw

Almost there....the tapes WILL be released

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Bottles of cum

Bruce Vilanch's sex tape or photos of something

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Thank you for the kek

Wrong.

Well shit thatd be pretty badass. The evidence leading to the arrest of Hillary Clinton?

>whats inside paul
>bery intrsting
>$$$$$$$$$$$

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Live Nigger Storage?

Checked. Holding out for another minute to see what’s inside user. Lemme guess though, a map?

Ill give a hint, it's evidence of something alright.

Or a gun

Jeffry Epstein

another safe?

your cheating GF and the dude

>What's in the vault
A secret.

Positive aids test

Moon rock or some sample from a planet

Hopefully all the jannies bodies because if not their gonna 404 this bread

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Topographical evidence of Maps?

...

Sauce faggot

vault*

B33

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None of you were able to guess.

It's a picture of Herman Goring holding a lion PROVING THAT CATS ARE FUCKING BETTER THAN DOGS FUCK YOU DOG LOVERS.

CATS ARE BASED.

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Hillary clinton’s Still-moist panties

The organs of aliens

Tom Brady’s partially inflated super bowl ball

A first edition copy of rippletoe’s starting strength.

A fragment of JFK’s skull from Dallas

Aunt Jemima’s shrunken head

Andrew Jackson’s flintlock pistol

The keys to Wakanda

Obama’s real birth certificate

The astronomical mapping to Mark Zuckerberg’s home planet

Information on the Men In Black

A literal ghost

Horse cock dildo that excretes real horse semen

is it your gay furry porn collection?

Fragment of a Roswell ufo

fuck you guy in other thread

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Candy and the deed to dracula's castle.

Evidence that Israel did 9/11.

A top secret vidya tape

Moon rock with alien microbe

Sage

Evidence of true WTC conspirators
Evidence of truth about JFK assassination
Blackmail sex tapes of high level people engaged in pedophilia

And it's fucking nothing, I hope jannie smacks your ass on your way out

Gay porn collection

This fucking guy...I like both equally though. You’re still a faggot OP

Shit, I should I have posted here because I was right. Evidence that OP is a faggot.

Based and catpilled

Disappointing, OP, very disappointing

>filename
Don't be a nigger user at least show us what's really in it

Gold faggot, buy some.

I'll give you faggots another chance, 100.

Show it fucking retard

...

Are the walls getting closer,
As I'm getting closer to you?
And are we falling faster,
Now we have further to fall?
I know sometimes I act like I don't care,
About you.
I know I'm a lucky girl.
And the thought of you leaving,
Gets heavier every day.
And my mind is deceiving,
What is it that I'm believing?
I know sometimes I act like I don't care,
About you.

Say what again motherfucker...

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Ok if it's a materials of some kind of classified bullshit I say it's current gen military tech and they swap the content of the vault to never let anyone know what exactly is in and they move valueble government assets of particular classifications.

So some kind of fancy stealthy tech or a railgun.

True story prices about to skyrocket. Gold standard is coming back

BARK BARK BARK SMALL INBRED DOGS SUCK DICK

BIG GERMAN SHEPHERDS ARE DOPE THOUGH AND HUSKIES

KOT IS BASED FUCK

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Another vault

Half life 4 8-D

rahh you're still guessing hahaha

Documents with the solution to a soft Brexit

A tray of fish and chips deluxe size

wrong

An embarrassing picture of SpongeBob from the Christmas party?

MONEY?