First to guess, or get a close enough guess will reveal the secrets within this vault.
What's inside will certainly be most interesting. (:
Good luck.
First to guess, or get a close enough guess will reveal the secrets within this vault.
What's inside will certainly be most interesting. (:
Good luck.
A dead whore with lock jaw....
Wrong. Not close enough.
guns, ammo
drugs
That's clearly some kind of medication packet you wrote on.
Wrong.
Wrong.
Empty or money
My dignity.
Your sexuality
Wrong. I am getting a little disappointed already, it's nothing simple.
Fort Knox = Gold
You are also central time zone in the US
Bonds and jewelry or a coin collection.
Wrong.
Wrong.
Wrong.
Your mummified penis
The kalergi plan.
Ufo fragments
Wrong, but I like the guess.
Wrong.
Wrong, but you are beginning to think in a better way.
A dead jannie with lock jaw.
Important personal/legal documents
classified materials
Nuclear waste.
What do I win?
High mil-tech drones
A alien corpse
Why not just fucking show us, jannie will delete the thread soon
Your dead wife?
Ooparts
Out of place artifacts
Fragment from an Apollo mission?
Wrong, why must everything be dead? Certainly something could be alive.
Wrong.
Right direction, but wrong.
Once this thread goes on for another 5 minutes, and if there are no correct guesses, I will post the inside anyway.
It's empty.
Wrong.
Your birth certificate
Wrong.
[spoiler]yes[/spoiler]
The cryogenically preserved body of George Washington
Petri dishes filled with unidentifyable objects
Area 51 attack plan ? or Alien weapon ?
Wrong, but I like your imagination.
Dead Nigger Storage
Ok its a manlfestow of a almost dead jannie with lock jaw
Almost there....the tapes WILL be released
Bottles of cum
Bruce Vilanch's sex tape or photos of something
Thank you for the kek
Wrong.
Well shit thatd be pretty badass. The evidence leading to the arrest of Hillary Clinton?
>whats inside paul
>bery intrsting
>$$$$$$$$$$$
Live Nigger Storage?
Checked. Holding out for another minute to see what’s inside user. Lemme guess though, a map?
Ill give a hint, it's evidence of something alright.
Or a gun
Jeffry Epstein
another safe?
your cheating GF and the dude
>What's in the vault
A secret.
Positive aids test
Moon rock or some sample from a planet
Hopefully all the jannies bodies because if not their gonna 404 this bread
Topographical evidence of Maps?
...
Sauce faggot
vault*
B33
None of you were able to guess.
It's a picture of Herman Goring holding a lion PROVING THAT CATS ARE FUCKING BETTER THAN DOGS FUCK YOU DOG LOVERS.
CATS ARE BASED.
Hillary clinton’s Still-moist panties
The organs of aliens
Tom Brady’s partially inflated super bowl ball
A first edition copy of rippletoe’s starting strength.
A fragment of JFK’s skull from Dallas
Aunt Jemima’s shrunken head
Andrew Jackson’s flintlock pistol
The keys to Wakanda
Obama’s real birth certificate
The astronomical mapping to Mark Zuckerberg’s home planet
Information on the Men In Black
A literal ghost
Horse cock dildo that excretes real horse semen
is it your gay furry porn collection?
Fragment of a Roswell ufo
fuck you guy in other thread
Candy and the deed to dracula's castle.
Evidence that Israel did 9/11.
A top secret vidya tape
Moon rock with alien microbe
Sage
Evidence of true WTC conspirators
Evidence of truth about JFK assassination
Blackmail sex tapes of high level people engaged in pedophilia
And it's fucking nothing, I hope jannie smacks your ass on your way out
Gay porn collection
This fucking guy...I like both equally though. You’re still a faggot OP
Shit, I should I have posted here because I was right. Evidence that OP is a faggot.
Based and catpilled
Disappointing, OP, very disappointing
>filename
Don't be a nigger user at least show us what's really in it
Gold faggot, buy some.
I'll give you faggots another chance, 100.
Show it fucking retard
...
Are the walls getting closer,
As I'm getting closer to you?
And are we falling faster,
Now we have further to fall?
I know sometimes I act like I don't care,
About you.
I know I'm a lucky girl.
And the thought of you leaving,
Gets heavier every day.
And my mind is deceiving,
What is it that I'm believing?
I know sometimes I act like I don't care,
About you.
Say what again motherfucker...
Ok if it's a materials of some kind of classified bullshit I say it's current gen military tech and they swap the content of the vault to never let anyone know what exactly is in and they move valueble government assets of particular classifications.
So some kind of fancy stealthy tech or a railgun.
True story prices about to skyrocket. Gold standard is coming back
BARK BARK BARK SMALL INBRED DOGS SUCK DICK
BIG GERMAN SHEPHERDS ARE DOPE THOUGH AND HUSKIES
KOT IS BASED FUCK
Another vault
Half life 4 8-D
rahh you're still guessing hahaha
Documents with the solution to a soft Brexit
A tray of fish and chips deluxe size
wrong
An embarrassing picture of SpongeBob from the Christmas party?
MONEY?