Wake up

finally get to be a magical girl

Masturbate furiously to try my new genitals

i amputate the legs of homosexuals by freezing them

If I just woke up, I probably try and find a place to pee!

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freeze frogs

smelle the lege

Explore crotch.

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I become the hero Jow Forums needs

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Masturbate in front of a mirror.

See if I can still do math

Wonderful

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Huh?

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pepe nooo

Start licking my feet

YES

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>He dosen't hold in his pee so that he can masturbate with a full bladder

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sell bathwater

But I'd be Cirno, so holding it in would probably be painful.

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You're a strong fairy

for you

The strongest

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9

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masturbate

activate instant CUM

start granting wishes!

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her pee probably comes out cold

ill just eat ice cream for this day

Start calling myself Smooth Legs Greg.

Force bant to suck my futa dick

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youtube.com/watch?v=HAIFy6fmq-Q

Realistically, that would suck. You're a grown man in the body of an preteen-looking ice fairy, but even worse, you're a walking violation of the laws of reality. The moment the government finds you exist, they're going to capture and study you, and find out how to create ice weapons or something. You'll be an experiment for the rest of your life.

gang

faries in 2hu can't die, so you technically can try to fight

Blast myself through the fucking skull right then and there. Fuck cirno, and fuck cirnoniggers.
youtube.com/watch?v=G5GXS8jMSgI

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you lost the war

Post on /cgl/, then masturbate on /b/.
I see someone escaped the frog holocaust yesterday.

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i hope its trap

move to nz

You would have pussy you dumbass

>wish I was a cute girl so I could masturbate to myself
>not retarded enough to be a tranny

put hair on the legs and wear a different set of clothes that I want to wear.

remember i sleep like a bat and then rape the an*me whore

*RAPES HER AN*ME WHORE CUNNY AND FILL HER CUNT WITH MY BASED TRADITION ROMANIAN VALUES HOLDER SEED *
HAIL WOTAN!!!!! HAIL ZALMOXIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAIL BASED ROMANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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every dog has its day.

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what you mean see this its a drawing

Heh, that’s a good one.

Scream at the top of my lungs until my throat bleeds or I pass out

go back to sleep

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God I really want to be cirno

WHICH ONE OF YOU SHAVED MY LEGS???

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you all got it wrong. cirno is just giving you a lap pillow. so my answer is to get up and violate my new waifu

faggot ID get jej

Fpbp, everything else is secondary.

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I'd rather wake up as Yuugi, Kanako, or Komachi.

Yuugi would be hard to adjust to. You'd break everything by grabbing it too hard!

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You know, as Cirno, you could probably live out in the cold and not be bothered at all. I could sleep inside a snowfort!

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Really really wish I was cirno

*RAPES HER AN*ME WHORE CUNNY AND FILL HER CUNT WITH MY BASED TRADITION ROMANIAN VALUES HOLDER SEED *
HAIL WOTAN!!!!! HAIL ZALMOXIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAIL BASED ROMANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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really wanna be cirno

reevaluate my life choices and intelligence because women are genetically dumber than men especially fairies
also, i would probably do twitch streams to get orbiters to give me money for being a cute fairy loli

youtube.com/watch?v=Wd5dm_deGJQ

haha
bet u r actually tranny in denial
that or just gay
either way...

Freeze something anything just freeze it

I would sell nudes

I wanna masturbate as a woman really badly. That's it.

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Accept my responsibilities as the STRONGEST and start looking for frogs to freeze.

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touch my vageegee

Post about it on Jow Forums

By the way, what do I do guys I have a date-

>N-N-N-NOOOOOOOOO!!! I DON'T WANT TO BE AN ANIME GIRL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why yes, of course I want to be an anime girl. How did you know?

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post nudes of myself on the internet and become a massive slut

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wonder how my phone screen is still on, then turn it off and get into the shower because i have to earn my wagiebux

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tfw not cirno

Had a dream like this once. I was cirno, ended up murdering another fairy in self defense in said dream.

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Brutal. Was it any fairy in particular?

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The specific fairy existed only in the dream. I'll have to redraw what it looked like

Fuck myself until I fall unconscious and wake up 15 hours later pleased but with a sore pussy.

cirno

Nuke E*rope

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I wanna be cirno

Hey, Lois, it's like that one time I woke up as an ice fairy.

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cirno legs cute

Perhaps... give them an atomic winter?

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cirno

Ahhhhhhh I'm Cirno wtf?!?!?

Can someone post all the Duke x Cirno pics