What's the strangest place Jow Forums has ever pissed?

What's the strangest place Jow Forums has ever pissed?


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my mom's mouth when I was a kid

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do americans really not piss in toilets

On my little brother

Wtf is that?

On a huge bonfire with my best friends
Standing in a triangle formation so as to create a three pointed pincer attack and not cross streams

used to pee in the nightstand drawer next to my bed when i was 6 or something

story?

there's not really a story behind it. When I was 2 my mom was changing my diaper and while she was doing that I suddenly pee and the pee flew straight to my mom's mouth

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On the entertainment center in my bedroom while drunk. Wife woke up and asked what the fuck I was doing. To which I replied "its ok, it's a pizza container

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ur mom

Once when I was a kid I woke up in the middle of the night and had to piss, but I was still half asleep so I started to go in the wastebasket that sat opposite the toilet. I realized I had made a mistake halfway through. Nobody found out.

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out the window

i pissed and sharted in this guy's mom

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Pissed on a bus door while two grils were sitting right in front of it

bar table

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every time i hike a new mountain i always piss off the highest point on it.

in ur mums ass

well, there was this one really ugly chick in college.... and I had to get drunk, and it was a dare...

Myself

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In a bottle. It was an emergency.