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People born between 1995-2003 report in

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march 2001

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May 2000

>Imagine not being born in the 2000s

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I cant stop juuling bros i really need to quit

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1999 ancient zoomer reporting in.
funny because my first actual memory is watching the 9/11 attacks on tv with my parents, was 2 1/2 at the time.

based. #metoo

1998 reporting in

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I watched their porno

halloween day 2000 here

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>1995
cringe
i don't feel any connection with people before 1997

t. 1998

link please

1997 here.

I genuinely despise millennials. Anyone else know that feel?

t. 97 born

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I was born on 9/11.
I have a strong distaste for anybody not born from 1999-2003.

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I was born in 2001 but this is literally me

woah literally me

lmao that's fucking gross

>1995-2003

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fuck off boomer

late '98 gang

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I was born in 1995 but I don’t think I have a lot in common with kids born after 2000

>he doesnt know the feel of being outside on a warm 1999 summer
>phones weren’t invented
>your dad had a ponytail and were tech savvy, so he installed a windows 98

>2003

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Whenever I meet somebody born in 95 or so, I realise they're adults now and act like it and I feel like a little kid still. going into uni made me feel like going into grade 9 again, it was crazy

>they're adults now
Hahaha no we aren’t

May 2001 lads

Happy birthday

bro you're 23/24. my sister was born in 95 and in the past year or so I've noticed a huge jump in maturity in her peers, friends of hers who I last met a year or two ago acting like teenagers are growing up. one of them even has a kid on the way and is about to buy a house. you're in it now, my friend.

same lol. some of my 95' sister's friends already have children and moved into a house with their bf

i think it's early but clearly adulthood has started

Your anecdotes are outliers. The average first time home buyer today is around 28

it’s a facade. We’re more jaded but just as clueless I promise you, you’ll see

I think that 18 being the border of adulthood is retarded, like I said we're like little kids still but they're definitely in adulthood, no denying it.
that wasn't my whole point, ONE of them has a house and a kid. but the rest of them have matured so much in such a short amount of time, their whole demeanors have changed from that of kids to adults so fast.
nah man something about them is different, it's no facade

oh yah and thanks bro

Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him.

98' here. PS2 was my first console

I've noticed this as well. At least 1997-2000 borns are still manchildren for the most part

Same here potatobro

lmao wtf
I would just call 1999/2000 children and nothing else. they aren't men at all yet.

2000
PS1 and PS2 were my childhood

My friend has a little brother born in 2000 (we're both 1994 boomers), and he sometimes uses tw*tch emotes in his speech, is he exceptionally retarded or is this common among zoomies?

i felt like maturing a lot when i turned 18. it must have come with all the things i could do legally.
i turn 21 later this month, and i think i'm very close to being fully adult

How do we control the zoomer race before they dab and floss on the entire planet?

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I think it's just that everybody goes at different speeds. hell some people never grow up, some are forced to when theyre 14 or so. maturity is a lot more complex than we make it out to be, we just set ages because its easy

There's different kinds of Zoomers. For example, we call people like your friend's brother "cringe-kids."

tfw started this website when i was a 17 years old zoomer back in 2012 and now i'm an old guy suddenly. I haven't changed much since then really

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same here

same but i fucked around for 2 years and people our age are going to be graduating with full degrees in a couple of months

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>1994
>boomers
Lolno.

what the fuck 1995-2003? A kid born in 2004 would be 15 now. What the hell do you consider them?

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Depends what kind of person they are. People born in 2004 are still children though, so their opinions mean pretty much jackshit.
The OP is still retarded though since it makes excuses for zoomers like Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus.

1996 reporting in

>28
Can I move to America pls?

They're 19/20, not exactly children. Not as old as me tho (22)
Nibba, you're only 3 years older than me. You're hardly a boomer

may 96

not exactly children but not exactly grown up either. they got that retarded middle stage going on

take him down janny

Same

mission successful. child eliminated, and it seems as though he did it pro bono as well.

nibba in shitain you could b a gramp already

Zoomer black girls be like
youtu.be/HI-prSaxsV8

>tfw when you share a house with three italian dudes who smoke weed
I really need to find a new place :(

tfw you are lonely
grass is green

>People born in 2004 are still children though
They're also still zoomers

>tfw 1990
I want of mr Bones wild ride

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don't worry, next year you can graduate to boomerhood.

Got a new rifle to hunt with, but I have a feeling it will be much more of a terror to things like paper and wood. Always wondered what a tin can would look like after taking some .308/7.62 NATO.

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May 2001!

i said i was born in 2005,wich is not true,i born in 1999

12-dic-1996

august 1999

11/09/1996

parabéns!

May 1994 :)

obrigado

I wonder what previous generation boomers will hate the most when they begin to turn 30.

I meant zoomers.

March 1997 Gang Rise Up!

may 1999

no, real zoomers start at 2000

also, polacks are retarded and subhuman

oi
'98 here

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before 98=millenial
after 98=zoomer
there are no inbetweens (except for 98) and anybody that pushes it is coping

90s faggots are just trying to seem young when they're old geezers.

September 11th, 2000

Happy birthday

96, this is literally the only version of this template I've ever vaguely related to.
The pokemon emerald shirt is going most of the work though.

How do you remember 9/11? I was born in 1997 and I literally have no memory of it at all.

>Zoomers are 1995-2009
>Millennials are 1980-1994
Your fantasy numbers can't change reality

why do polacks have to act like complete retarded subhumans even on the issue of generations?

My first pokemon game was diamond in the 4th grade, but I vaguely remember the original pokemon craze and I used to obsess over the anime. Some vietnamese girl gave me my first pokemon cards. Good times

Yeah, that's not true at all.
Justin Bieber was born in 1994, and he's a zoomer.
Miley Cyrus was born in 1992, and she's a zoomer.
Stop apologizing for zoomers because they happen to be your age. Zoomers are zoomers.

40s/50s - boomers
60s/70s - Xers
80s/90s - millennials
2000s - zoomers

No

95*
If you cant remember y2k youre a zoomie

nice try zoomie

t. two old fags trying to seem young

fuck off boomers

That's not enough to make you a zoomer. Sure, remembering certain events is inevitably gonna have an effect on who you are as a person, zoomers are more complicated than just "remembering this event".
Justin Bieber was born in 1994 and probably remembers Y2K, but he's king of the zoomers.

Generations are made up bullshit