User have u ever witnessed crime? such as murder, assault rape etc. what was it like?

then im sorry to tell them that they are indeed gay

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But what if they’re gay and still commit crimes?

Some angry old boomer pulled a gun on me and said
>I oughta go up to your office and shoot your boss!
I called the police on him, and the lazy police didnt charge him with anything cuz "the threat doesnt count as a crime since he didnt threaten to kill YOU".

Is suicide a crime? Either way I saw the aftermath of some girl base jumping. She hit a railing at the bottom and it tore her arm cleanly off. Looked pretty kino to me, would have liked to actually see it happen.

they "straight" up get thrown into jail
LMAO. based lazy police dood
fuck sounds bad yeah. its not really a crime idk. not in my opinion. still something not everyday people witness i guess

does comitting one count ? If it does i have witnessed attempted kill / manslaughter

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What happens when they’re in jail? What is their punishments?

i will witness your murder imminently

it already is you silly goose

woah... tell me if u wanna i guess
they are forced to watch straight porn
ew fucking necrophile

Sounds interesting. Who is the punishment giver?

me fucking wamans in front of them.

Who is the leader of the police in the kingdom?

I've witnessed one. You existing.

BASED SERBIA

me i have every authority here
AH BASED HERE TAKE MY UPBOAT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You're not funny, Shitsu. Never were. OH LOOK GUYS, I CAN USE THE FUNNI IRONIC MEYMEYS LIKE YOU GUYS CAN! I'M ONE OF YOU GUYS! I'M TOTALLY NOT A FAGGOT WHO WANTS TO TURN THIS PLACE INTO A GAY PRAISING ECHOCHAMBER!

went to full psychosis and tried to kill someone basic stuff

Spent a year in jail. Thank god i live in finland or i would had to spent a lot more time.

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i dont take them, i just hang around people who do.
im a good boi

OH LOOK GUYS, I CAN USE THE FUNNI IRONIC MEYMEYS LIKE YOU GUYS CAN! I'M ONE OF YOU GUYS! I'M TOTALLY NOT A FAGGOT WHO WANTS TO TURN THIS PLACE INTO A GAY PRAISING ECHOCHAMBER!
im sorry for u
good bois deserve love yes

Take your schizo pills.

How are those 3 nobles in school and Ice Cream Maid doing?

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Take your schizo pills.
hmm how are they? maybe ask them?
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Alright. They’re all doing well. I really am glad about that, especially with the smol assistant doing well.

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they all got the bubonic plage and died. the end

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I eradicated the plague 5 years ago

I have witnessed a nasty fraud. I myself didn't report it because my acquaintance was simply faster with reporting.
We were both questioned by The National Bureau of Investigation (KRP), as witnesses. KRP is a scary bunch.

gaaaaaaaaah fine fin!
sounds pretty serious yeah. hope it went okey

no lewding

*pats the good boi*

Well goodbye my liege. Hope you have a wonderful day.

>sounds pretty serious yeah. hope it went okey
Yea, they just wanted to know all about it.
>even about things we genuinely didn't know, fucking hell :DDD
This happened a few years ago.

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see u
good thing its over i guess
okeeeeee

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not today cia :^)))

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Nope never

I saw my neighbor attacking a group of people in a cafe with a baseball bat.He got one person in the head but they ganged up and beat my neighbor with chairs.It was funny.

based wish i could see it too

Yes i saw things
nothing incredible anyways

Incidents happen almost every saturday.I drink coffee at a shitty cafe where all the junkies hang out.