Someone stole my wallet

Eli Smith
Eli Smith

Someone stole my wallet. I can't afford to eat for the next month.

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Matthew Reyes
Matthew Reyes

Cancel your cards? Also I always keep my wallet in my front pocket to help detour pickpocketing.

Cooper Morales
Cooper Morales

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sebastian Long
Sebastian Long

detour to your dick?

Daniel Murphy
Daniel Murphy

I did both of those things. I woke up today and it was just gone. I checked my account and somebody already spent $20 on burgers.
Please don't lauge at me

Hunter Stewart
Hunter Stewart

get pants with buttons and then button the wallet in

Aiden Ward
Aiden Ward

Fuck that sucks. I would have given it back

Ian Fisher
Ian Fisher

he needs a butt plug wallet, no one would ever go there

Carter Lee
Carter Lee

Wtf there was a power cut! I have to post from my phone now.

Jaxon Taylor
Jaxon Taylor

Well I can't afford them now.
People are very mean.
Please don't make fun of me

Cameron Brooks
Cameron Brooks

Whats the plan op

Ryder Morris
Ryder Morris

put rubber bands around your pants and then put it in your pants

Parker Ramirez
Parker Ramirez

*put rubber bands around your legs

Benjamin Hall
Benjamin Hall

I donot fucking know. I have contacted the burger place and they say they have CCTV footage. But the police say that unless they already recognise the person they probably won't find him. It's probably lost forever.

Michael Adams
Michael Adams

I will look stupid.

Kevin Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

I lost way too hard at this post.

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Grayson Ortiz
Grayson Ortiz

*stupider

Jace Brown
Jace Brown

Unironically me.

God I'm so broke.

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Oliver Perry
Oliver Perry

You guys are very inconsiderate. Imagine if it was your wallet.
It is not fucking fair. I will have to pay to replace all my IDs as well

Hudson Stewart
Hudson Stewart

My wife Chino is so cute

Nicholas Thompson
Nicholas Thompson

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Carter Smith
Carter Smith

I hate you.

Jaxson Rogers
Jaxson Rogers

where you at?
I can help you out.

Daniel Gray
Daniel Gray

would you rather look stupid or be stupid

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Jason Ortiz
Jason Ortiz

implying

Wyatt Wright
Wyatt Wright

You don't need to do that! I am just a stranger on the internet. I could be lying
How will I afford the rubber bands?

Gavin Hughes
Gavin Hughes

Can't come as a surprise when you live on a prison island

Cooper Collins
Cooper Collins

this from fur wearing pirates

Levi Green
Levi Green

SO no one steals wallets in Denmark?

Gabriel Wood
Gabriel Wood

So just steal someone else's wallet. Isn't Australia's economy based around theft?

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Cameron Gutierrez
Cameron Gutierrez

wall street
that would yours

Nolan Harris
Nolan Harris

I don't want anyone else to experience this. It is fucking awful.

Bentley Gray
Bentley Gray

Hey, every boob who lost money on wall street put the money their money there of their own accord.

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Brayden Campbell
Brayden Campbell

And yes, I did have a stroke while typing that.

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Joseph Collins
Joseph Collins

and then it was stolen

Asher Young
Asher Young

gamble
lose
claim someone stole your money

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Jaxson Cook
Jaxson Cook

invest
oh sorry market crash
claim it wasn't stolen

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Jason Morales
Jason Morales

Ouch. I don't know about your loicense departments, but ours are SLOW. I had to wait an hour at 8am when a gov office opened to renew a car inspection. Tons of people were waiting before they opened, then the line gets longer during the day.

Charles White
Charles White

It's ok to admit that you didgeridon't understand how gambling works.

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Oliver Cook
Oliver Cook

Apparently I can apply for a new licence online but it will cost $80. This seriously just keeps getting worse and worse. I have no form of photo ID at the moment.

Mason Martinez
Mason Martinez

not an answer or an argument
I guess you lost

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Matthew Miller
Matthew Miller

That's where you're wrong. I'm an American. I've already won.

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Ayden Richardson
Ayden Richardson

t.you
pic related

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Christopher Jackson
Christopher Jackson

Hey, I can't blame you for being angry. I'd also probably be angry, and lash out at people who were born in a place so much better than where I was if I were an Australian

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Hunter Nelson
Hunter Nelson

Ok guys I am going to walk to the library now to charge my phone. I would cycle but my bike broke on the way back from the police station. This is seriously the worst day of the fucking year. I will keep posting though.

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Easton Davis
Easton Davis

Ok, have fun

Connor Long
Connor Long

Thank you Akariman I will try.

James Walker
James Walker

Why my ID keep changing lol? I've never phoneposted before.

Dominic Martinez
Dominic Martinez

Man that's an almost comical amount of misfortune. At least you'll get some experience in scrounging for food, it's a good survival skill.

Anthony Hernandez
Anthony Hernandez

having a wallet
just call your bank

John Jones
John Jones

I'm not fucking kidding either this is all true.
At least you'll get some experience in scrounging for food
I was already doing that. My food budget was $100 a month.

Aaron Wilson
Aaron Wilson

I will never carry cash on me again

Ayden Rodriguez
Ayden Rodriguez

Found a half-drunk bottle of coke vanilla. Should I take it?

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Logan Adams
Logan Adams

what are you homeless now? borrow money from your parents or something dude

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Wyatt Nguyen
Wyatt Nguyen

Go innawoods and surpass the primitive technology guy

James Gray
James Gray

Im genuinely sorry to hear that, OP. There's not much I can do but know that I honestly hope things get better for you

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Joshua Thomas
Joshua Thomas

Yes I know I will try it. The library closed and I can't get into any other buildings without my ID card, so I don't really have anything to do lol.
I've always wanted to live off the land. Just not like this.

Jaxon Flores
Jaxon Flores

okay i'm not sure why you have no food for a month but i'll make suggestions based on charity work i did

look up soup kitchens
look at bakeries who donate their unsold stock
look up homeless temporary accomodation if you're going to be homeless (you're going to see some very bad drug induced human behaviour)
do you really not have friends or family?
wait why is your money even gone you call the bank tell them the card was stolen and invalidate those purchases if you can

op i'm trying to understand why you're in such a bad situation

you have access to water?

Easton Brooks
Easton Brooks

there's also op shops that keep bread who might take pity on you they're literally charity oriented too

now the shittest advice at all that will compromise all human dignity would be poaching left over fast food but please don't unless you're literally dying and everything else failed

Alexander Perry
Alexander Perry

Thank you for your kind words
I lost quite a bit in cash and won't be able to get new cards for more than a week. I am not becoming homeless though so don't worry. I just can't buy anything for a while and my food budget is stretched thin. I'll talk to my parents too.

Juan Jackson
Juan Jackson

there you go m8 it is unfortunate as fuck but i think it'll be managable try not to get too down

op shops are amazing depending on the one i negotiated a 10 dollar jug down to 1 and i think i saw the bread (frozen) and like $.50 but you probably don't need to get desperate yet

Nolan Fisher
Nolan Fisher

Thank you for the genuine advice. I hope it doesn't come to this. Just really panicking atm.

Jacob Gutierrez
Jacob Gutierrez

are you stuck in the city and cant get a ride home ?

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Angel Ortiz
Angel Ortiz

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Josiah Campbell
Josiah Campbell

No I walked all the way here. I just don't really feel like going home
Very rude.

Juan Ortiz
Juan Ortiz

your circumstances facinate me i've literally never thought about what i'd do if i couldn't afford food

foodbank.org.au/?state=qld

i suppose organisations like this would help? i'm not sure exactly how it works its not like i've had to do it before but there's definitely organisations out there. i think the key term is 'food bank' if you need to look into it more. surely there's a dozen other ones. also churches too you can at least get a post-communion feed.

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Isaiah Ortiz
Isaiah Ortiz

not having enough food in the house to survive a month when society falls
Unbased noprepper.

Charles Morris
Charles Morris

Thank you I will look into this too. This is a very new situation to me.
Bit late telling me now.

Noah Cook
Noah Cook

in future by like a big back of rice or canned shit too and keep it

no need to go full prepper but i've got a 25kilo back in my closet

ok ill stop telling you what to do stay safe dude i think its not a cause for panic

Jayden Thompson
Jayden Thompson

Thank you, I will.

Oliver Scott
Oliver Scott

t. Heaven

Andrew Gomez
Andrew Gomez

It's very cold. I'm going to walk home now. Hopefully the power is back on.

Zachary Ward
Zachary Ward

Found a fat kitty on the way home that let me pet it. At least today wasn't all bad.

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Thomas Morales
Thomas Morales

that's a win

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Brody Gomez
Brody Gomez

Bump for the conclution of this storyline.

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David Williams
David Williams

lol (laughing out loud)

Blake Powell
Blake Powell

Bro same

Nolan Wright
Nolan Wright

I made it home and the power was back on! I have still lost about a month's worth of food budget plus more after I replace the wallet and IDs, but I have some savings and my parent's will probably help me. It is not as bad as I initially thought, I'll just have to ration for a bit.
And what's so funny huh?

Austin Richardson
Austin Richardson

Wtf user? Were you really that stupid to keep all of your cash in your wallet?

Noah Torres
Noah Torres

Yes, I am stupid. Just please don't laugh at me.

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