I woke up and i'm starving but i'm feeling too lazy to get up and make breakfast

i woke up and i'm starving but i'm feeling too lazy to get up and make breakfast

should i just starve myself?

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just eat something that requires little to no preparation, like fruit for example

i had porridge but im hungry again but also too comfy to move

take a shower instead
that should freshen you up and clear your mind enough to think clearly about food

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yes

yes

have a cute bant boy come over and make you breakfast in bed

You should shave your facial hair and wash your hair.

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i forced me mom to do it for me instead. i feel like the ultimate neet now hehehehhe

ooo this is a good idea. i always feel more clear minded when i'm clean.

its too late, i already got food.

i would love to. who do you think would be a good candidate to be my maido?

what is this supposed to mean? my hair is clean and my face doesn't have a speck of hair on it

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>low test

I'm tired of shaving every 3 days.

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Yes

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being clean boi is being good boi~

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HA i shave every night

its too late now. my mommy already fed me

i absolutely agree

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Hahahaha what a looser imagine still being fed by your mommy at the age of 26

do you wanna be my gae maido and bring me breakfast in bed every morning?

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Hon hon...

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>>starve yourself for the motherland!

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are you ook?

thanks for reminding me to finish watching new game
also i usually keep some meal replacement drinks handy for this exact reason, especially when im hungover and dont want to do anything. not super filling but it usually does the trick

>yeS ID

>BuM ID

Post feet

NO U

Smexy feet
Sniff sniff

Ok I post feet
HA, YOU DIDNT SAY IT HAD TO BE MY OWN.

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>Not waking up at 6 am for a morning workout
Bro the fuck you're doing with your life?

Bruh moment indeed

Why are you posting that?