Why can't white people cook?

I decided to go to the 7/11 to get chicken wings and a pepsi because though I had chicken strips at home I could make, I had no hot sauce or pepsi to eat with them. So I made a thermos of tea to drink from while I strolled to the store. When I was leaving a man in an apartment adjacent opened his door and was visibly startled by my presence. It was odd, because he clearly opened the door to glimpse me. He just closed it again.

Anyway, at the 7/11, I walked in and they said hello and I said nothing. Mindless worker drones trained to bark at me by their master. Their shelves had no hot sauce or hot wings, just plain wings. I wandered and ruminated for a while before I recalled that buying chicken entitled you to free sauce packets.

Then in the drink aisle, I scoured for pepsi in 355ml variety. They had larger varieties of it, but I can't even drink 355, so I decided to settle on a 310 ml coke even though I drink pepsi.

Then at the till the man ahead of me bought a 50 dollar steam gift card. guess he really needed video games at three am and is too stupid to use torrents.

anyway when it was my turn at the till I asked for hot sauce packets but they had none. So I went home with none. necessity is the mother of invention so I used what little ranch dressing I had, added cayenne and rice vinegar I had on hand to make a servicable hot sauce and drank my coca-cola while I watched smallville.

burnt the chicken when I was reheating it in my toaster oven though.

so, can you tell me what race I am, if you are such a great prognosticator of race based on cooking talent?

this is now a tarrant thread

Attached: 1557006579475.png (606x772, 877K)

Attached: 1522444833041.webm (600x600, 2.98M)

thats like vietnam or something

aye

Attached: 1567274812711.jpg (1024x640, 154K)

Attached: 1507247109779.webm (640x360, 2.67M)

Ayyyyyy

Attached: sub to pewdiepie.png (1101x1002, 136K)

Thank you for blessing this thread based bong.

Attached: 123321.jpg (788x614, 40K)

who cuts a cheeseburger like a sandwich wtf

that would be fucking delicious do you understand how expensive that cheese is?
and how tasty it is?

by cook, do you mean dump a bunch of canned and bagged shit onto tortillas?

>Americans
>White people

This is BS. All food today, other than certain Asian foods (which some have French or English influence due to colonization) is from white culinary skills. Even most Latino food are dishes from Spain that the mestizos added more peppers to.

Man, you just know that is tasty.

>mutts
>"""white"""

Attached: 1568108710043.jpg (2140x2832, 2.86M)

You’re part of the faggot race

this was healthly until they put bread on it and eat it with sugar water

He was a hero

Attached: 1565861291449.jpg (1743x1500, 1.01M)

it's just to show it off for the camera

This is you

Attached: Screenshot_20190915-205039_YouTube.jpg (1920x1200, 761K)

He's a saint

Attached: 1568296182863.jpg (495x660, 88K)

10/10

cuz crackas dey dont be seazon dey food init senpai

In every objective method of judging, white people have made the best cuisines and produce the most varied and high quality food on earth.

Too healthy

What do you mean, niggers actually eat dirt man

ohmygah.. omhgau.. dese wipepo can shuw kook demcelz a lobssa

Attached: 20190915_040904.jpg (1050x581, 261K)

they don't season anything and can't handle spicy, sour or bitter food

>That
>White
It's clearly a spic.

Nigger cooking is just taking the worst cuts of meat and then rendering it with a billion unpalatable spices and hot sauce.

image attached is me most of the time.

you ruined my heavy breathing.

Attached: maxresdefault.jpg (1280x720, 90K)

A cheeseburger IS a sandwich you mongoloid

Reminder to grow and cook food for yourself

Attached: 1559332315196.png (769x1030, 874K)

That is not a white person.

sign up to jewtube / youtube to subscribe to pewdiepie alone.

I'm so lost on this one myself. I don't want a jewtube / youtube account, but I like pewdiepie. I'm not a fan of his content though outside of the political realm. he's great in the political realm, but sign up to jewtube just to subscribe to pewdiepie alone doesn't make sense.

fuck the law and fuck lawbreakers.

all good food is or was derived from French and Italian cooking. Other places do okay, but ultimately French and Italian is the heart of great cuisine.

What is the race of the top chefs in the world again?
While at it might as well look at what is their gender.

>>>
Not white

This not related to white people nor cuisine, it's just amerimutt mixing edible stuff.

Why can’t shitskins ever stop comparing themselves to white folk?
The insecurity and desperation is so transparent

that's not anglo food. that's american food. australia and anglos have no fucking cuisine lmao, anyone from australia talking about 'muh white people food' should shut the fuck up. go shove a meat pie up your ass

Why can't American """"people"""" cook?*

See how mad it is?
What is your cuisine?
Crushed bugs on a leaf?

>soggy chips
heresy.

Nigger what?

Attached: Brekkie.jpg (750x750, 180K)

How the fuck do you niggers eat pasta without meat

Attached: 1565874453937.jpg (768x1024, 120K)

i want to throw up

she's Mexican

youtube.com/watch?v=fl5T5sw0238

Mostly White or Asian and male.

get rid of the mushrooms / black patties / top right to as well and the beans as well. 4 more spots for bacon.

Attached: Breathing_intensifies.jpg (500x418, 41K)

the videos you posted can't be white food
looks all too spicy for me
better go drink some despiced water

The hands making the banana sandwich with Hellman's salad dressing belong to a nigger. This is obviously just some low iq Ar*b/Afr*can freeloader whining about the superior White man.
Niggers like OP should learn how to cook from White people. We use SAGE in every dish.

>we wuz chief n shiiet

Attached: bestchef.jpg (816x846, 95K)

>grocery stores in white areas cater to chefs.
>grocery stores in the ghetto cater to microwaved and/or frozen meals.
>all the worlds top chefs are white

kys loser

behold, australian food and cuisine. literal shit pasted onto bread lmao, such ingenuity

Attached: literal shit.jpg (460x521, 90K)

When I was in France the food was complete microwave nigger tier bullshit besides the ultra expensive/fancy stuff. If you just want to grab a quick lunch that doesn't cost $100 you're essentially fucked.

>aussies
>white
lel you're no better than slavs

australia is a convict country. it's what prison types do.

that bullshit is not cooking

That black pudding a blood sausage, not a patty.

Looks horrible mutt
You don't have cuisine period
Your national dish is Fucking APPLE PIE
> Not eating ratatouille

Attached: i3684-la-ratatouille-de-ratatouille.jpg (610x610, 62K)

youre either a liar, or the world's biggest fucking moran.

People call Vegemite shit until they actually taste it. Pair it with a bitey cheddar and its gold.

Damn that looks good

gordon ramsay

Why do niggers eat mud pies and grass

Its Black pudding and its the good shit. Beans belong in a bowl too the side and the shrooms can stay. All in all your opinion is gay, retarded and shameful mutt.

*dab on barbarian food*

Attached: 10002051_1603680841.jpg (800x600, 117K)

>Your national dish is Fucking APPLE PIE
sauce?

>moran

Strewth mate!

>gordon ramsay
amateur hack

Haha enjoy your peasant chow, Pierre.

>memeflag
Opinions discarded

>till
bongistani detected

which means majority of australians have nigger tier blood in them lmao

this. most aussies act and behave like niggers. the ones that don't talk shit behind your back and scam/manipulate you like a nigerian and indian scammer

i've tasted it. was shit, so do most people that have tried it. sorry mate, i think kangaroo shit would taste better mixed with platypus liquid piss cheddar and it's gold

Eggs Benedict is fucking delicious.
Can't believe an American dish is my favourite.

Nothing wrong with apple pie, m8.

just like any other discussion, your flag disqualifies your opinion

This

Euro fags don't know how to make coffee either, that shit is like warm milk.

Before that I went to Cuba and Mexico and their food is extremely bad. Shit produce which leads to shit quality food... it all sucked

>hamburger
>HAMBURGer
>HAMBURG
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburg

Attached: american food.jpg (2000x2000, 1.23M)

you must be new here. you should go back and finish your social studies homework and then clean your room before mommy makes you a snack.

Keep eating snails and frogs

I have to agree that Africoon cuisine is superior to European. Can you imagine how delightful pic related will be when fried up in some oil harvested from unknown sources?

Attached: 1565742471206.jpg (275x183, 10K)

> Ratatouille
> Peasant Chow
KYS with your nigger cuisine

Attached: ca487ea050703b6b7e1a04fdb7ae0dfe.jpg (2448x3264, 852K)

Only Anglos suck at cooking.
The French and Italians make great food.

patty (definition) - a small flat cake of minced or finely chopped food, especially meat. you are right though on the other part.

uninstall your kitchen - you don't know how to cook.

>anglos have no fucking cuisine lmao
Wrong.

Attached: NorfFCPunch.png (482x454, 32K)

better being known for having burgers than tea lmao. more protein for us small boy

this thread again

Attached: 1562354860296.jpg (1319x5652, 2.56M)

That's a fucking American lie.
You're really going to believe what Americans say?