>when its blood test day
BIG CLEAR NEEDLES in SMALL australian arms
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>when its blood test day
BIG CLEAR NEEDLES in SMALL australian arms
HELP Jow Forums SAVE ME
take a good look when theyre doing it, you can see the blood splurt out
Shut up before I cock bitch slap you
Hopefully he won’t miss the first time.
couldn't you just cock slap the nurse?
you will enjoy the part where they feel for the vein, cold clammy gloves grabbing your arms
You first
Needles suck but soon enough it'll be over. Just look away and let them do their shit.
that sounds like something a mature, rational adult would do.
NO NEEDLES REEEEEEEEE
It's called an irrational fear for a reason.
you get used to it australia, are you squeemish around blood? or just needles?
i find it sort of satisfying when the blood spurts out into the little container, but some people need to look away
As long as the needle doesn't snap off in your arm, you'll be good.
both
last time i literally had to look away and think of yuruyuri episodes
if it works! you could try the same next time, just think of cute yuru yuri bits.
i used to be really scared of getting bloods taken but i basically did the same thing, i thought about anime or tv
Why are you have the blood test?
Get into shooting up heroin to get over your fear of needles.
That’s so funny
Just ask for a big tiddy nurse
relatable
are you also afraid of needles op
nevermind i thought of another blood test thing
based tranny
not a tranny
i hope you have aids
this magic (You) can only be seen by trannies
somewhere between 'very' and 'OH GOD OH NO AHHHHHH'
what did xe meant by that
Why must it be like this
hmmm.... you aren't fooling xe, tranny
it's fine once you've done it a few times.
If the clinic has good doctors you won't even feel it
Just tell them you're afraid of needles and they will figure out how to deal with you
but what if they have bad doctors with sadistic inclinations and if op tells tehm hes afraid of needles theyre going to make it hurt even more?
just inject some heroin before you go in and then you wont feel the pain
heroin costs money though
>inject
haha very funny mr. smartman
pick another clinic
THIS
But if its Australia they might as well all be like that
thats xer. smartxim to you bigot
>>inject
don't let your memes be dreams
The worst that can happen is to be stung several times because they couldn't find the vein
They have a day for Blood to be the test?!
Needles are not nice at all!
whats this
imagein the feel
the worst is when the pain lasts for weeks cause they mess it up so badly.
funny poking sticks that turn you into a girl
holy based
stahp
Why do you need a blood test anone?
i have, on and off, lived a very unhealthy lifestyle but it is just more of a formality. don't worry i'll be here to complain about it if anything bad turns up trust me.
You have me kind of worried now. Please be safe and healthy user. You only get one body after all.
i really wouldn't worry the faggot doctor always does it
I hope it fucking hurts, you little baby.
If you say so then. I'm sure his heart is in the right place.
i'm not a baby i'm just a little bit sensitive
>goes to any length to get a prick
what a huge faggot
jesus christ i lold fuck you
Now imagine how a cardiac catheter feels, when they push a thingy from a vein in your arm ALL the way to your heart. A puny needle got nothing on that.
You can start with prodding your arms with something less sharp to get rid of the fear. At least thats what those jewish councelors imply when they are trying to "cure" other phobias.
"he" needs to check "his" estrogen levels
Romans 10:9 kjv
>That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
you have no idea how profoundly, profoundly unhelpful that is right now
Is this true? Did he lie to me?
And they're gonna chip you too, and you won't even see it. Enjoy your stay at the reeducation camp.
no.
it is to do with my liver health.
Ok I believe you.
you just need a big dick in your small body
it's like a tiny pinch for a moment, just deal with it
I donate blood regularly and then I come on here and have to read this shit
>the worst is when the pain lasts for weeks cause they mess it up so badly.
Has that actually happened to you before?
only in death can men such as this know what honor truly is
TRUTH BROTHER
A couple of times yes
>faith only