Meet Japanese exchange student

pretty sure that it's a balkan thing too
at least here it's standard between men and women

But i want to respect japanese customs and tradtions

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Bow in submission and kiss her feet

we do it here

she wanted to get barbosa'd, that's why she blushed

I don't really cheek kiss strangers doe, unless they are my mom's old friends or shit like that

Aruberuto sama

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>unless they are my mom's old friends
u weird my man

*kiss*

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>she turns bright red
She wants to be colonized by you

man even we do it
i even feel a bit weird giving women a handshake

Many people do it here, but its usage has been in decline in the last decades.

This!
Japanese are very surprised if we are kissed by foreigner when greeting.

She is signalling. She want's the D.

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BASED

Jap bitch is in the wrong tho, who goes to europe and not try to greet people by their rule, Im sure if portugues fag goes to japan he will greet like a jap

Women do it here, but only if they're familiar with one another.

I bet she was hysterically giggling as well

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like the strangers that ain't really strangers you'd see at your birthdays and shit, you know what I'm talking about

>i even feel a bit weird giving women a handshake
Yep, most awkward thing i've ever done

What is this meme? How does Spongebob sniffing relate to the OP?

I hate this shit especially with women cause I never know if I should kiss on the cheek or shake hands or just say hi so I just sneak in and hope people don't notice that I haven't greeted anyone.

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anglos do it with family and between male-female sometimes (usually older women do it, so you reciprocate)

Just kneel down and lick their pussy to avoid embarrassment

We do it here too.

this

If I kiss when greeting Japanese women there I'm gonna be arrested for sexual assault or something? :3

It's their culture. Most asians are as well.
It's just like that.
It's very common here.

We do it here too
Females do it if they're familiar to each other, as well as aunts and grandmas do it to younger family

No one does it here

I think that you will not be arrested, but I think the woman and surrounding Japanese are surprised
If you are a big man and the person you greet is a small woman, she may be afraid of you a bit

I would kiss her buttcheeks if you catch my sexual innuendo hehe
get it?

Handshakes are a cornerstone of swedish social culture.

I only greet my female relatives with a kiss
Kissing girls from outside the family is gay

Im 185cm. If I kiss every women, not just the qts, they will still be surprised?

You kissed her on the cheek when you first met her?? It's not they who are strange or wrong but it's just you who's strange and can't appreciate their culture. I can't even imagine myself kissing a total stranger for greetings even if I was in one of the most sexually open cunt.

very uncommon here, we shake hands or hug

you would kiss her ass
its funny because normally they kiss on the cheek buts ass buttocks have also been called cheeks

OP has a picture of an ass and spongebob is sniffing a brap

You do it too many fucking times, one kiss is enough Pierre not 6

Haha damn that'd bring the interaction to a whole new level, like more than friends. It makes me blush because it's not something you do with strangers.

I will kiss people on the cheek how many times I see fit !
*kisses you 6 times*

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I got so used to this that I just shake their hands at this point, or high 5

Pretty much never happends here

Here most of the time it's 4 kisses.

Does it vary by region in Italy?

Quite common here, the girl normally turns around and we just do a quick hump with clothes on too

>go to foreign country
>"whaa why don't they act asian?"
if you can't handle the Latin obsession with kissing maybe you shouldn't come here 2bh

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Oh right, cheers ameribro I somehow missed that

If Japanese are kissed by a 185cm man when greeting, I think that even Japanese men will be scared a bit.

i wanna kiss u

>ywn kiss a finnish boy

Do you kiss other men too?

only if you're a girl

i bet those cunts didnt even learn japanese to please her, huh?!

Then Im gonna kiss the bois too :3

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I can pretend to be one

>THE CHAD ALBERTO BARBOSA
>THE KISSLESS VIRGIN JAPPIE

no
if I see a man I shake hand
if I see a girl I kiss
it's that simple user

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Everyone salutes the opposite sex with a kiss on the cheek here.

you won't be straight when I'm done with you, meu amigo do sur do miño

>Kissing girls from outside the family is gay
The absolute state of manhood in Spain

we cheek kiss everything even our pets

yeah

We do, to women and sometimes to men

you even kiss other guys
... that's the excuse argentinians make at least, that they inherited from their italian ancesters

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She probably turned red because she got a sunburn from just touching you sunbaked swarthy nigger

You have no need to worry about that cos I'm not planning on visiting South America until their per capita GDPs turn $20,000 and they drive out all the drug cartels cos I don't wanna get robbed by some poor bandits with knives or pistols or get setup and tangled up with some drug cases and end up getting shot dead.

> gook education

( ´3`)ﾉ≡

there's literally nothing wrong with a kiss between males if it's friendly
only gays are scared of it because they'll get a boner

Unironically that's what we learn about South America at school.

what's manlier than loving your friend and not being afraid to show it?

lmao we are not mexico, as long as you don't go around sketchy areas you'll be fine, other than being bullied...

men are gross
girls are cute
that's why I'll never be gay, no matter how hard you homos want

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che lavaplatos
no defiendas lo indefendible
quedás como chicano igual

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I know Chile and Argentina are just fine and kinda comfy to travel to but other Latin American cunts are usually perceived to be the most dangerous ones to visit here. So even teachers say we shouldn't go to those cunts without thorough preparation.

Nothing wrong with kissing between guys? What's wrong with you unless your not a gay?

well, latin america is known for escobar and shit and movies depict us as crime ridden slums so i can't blame you there

>perceived
that's the key word. Even in Venezuela or Brazil there are parts where you'd be safe for the most part

its the rule to do it with women, and women do it with each other

We do, actually, only friends tho, formal situations only a handshake

How do you know if someone is homosexual or not?

if balls aren't touching then it's not gay

well, if they fuck men they are gay

A-am I a kv then?