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Laughing at all the Muslims, atheists and Jews who don't get the long weekend because they don't celebrate Easter

Positively chortling

our house
in the middle of our street

everything counts in small amounts

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Then why did the Dad leave?

Face it, the kid is a cunt who broke up a loving marriage.

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

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my friends a muslim and theyre getting the weekend off so dunno what youre on about

racist

another mans SEED has been in that women and his Genetic material will always be inside her and in your kids

Anyone else coming to the next EDL march?

But it's a Christian festival. I don't get the day off for Eid

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should i drive 8 hours this weekend to be with my family on Easter?

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Get a plane you turnip

so what you meant was they dont observe it?

yes

>Laughing at all the Muslims, atheists and Jews who don't get the long weekend because they don't celebrate Easter

>Positively chortling

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Macbooks

I mean why the hell do they get my holidays off and theirs but I don't get theirs, just mine?

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Imagine celebrating a holiday for children running around collecting eggs and eating candy

>being friends with a muslim
gross

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Haha definitely mate de-fi-ni-tely aaanyway the kid has the basics I guess. Loves cartoon Network and has been watching it since he was 2. He has no problem speaking with family members but we are trying to get him to be more confident in his English skills so that he can talk in class too. 300 baht/hour as I've said in the commercial. At the beginning it would be good if you could run some dialogue from Ben 10 with him to make him comfortable. You think you can memorize a few episodes champ? Greeaat.

>$575 for a round-trip ticket

ah yes, let my just go to my backyard and shake the money tree

got my toad folder revved up and ready for the resurrection

WOTCHIT KATE

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so father so son

Do Brits hide Easter eggs or is that just an American thing?

reminder Jesus got KEBAB'd on a skewer by BASED Romans

>yank flag
I thought you guys didn't celebrate easter?

Every day at the end of toil, the oneitis takes off her shoes to put on her motorcycle jacket. She has v cute feet, and she's so insecure about them. I love those pink little socks she wears

bizzaro rorke

>visually-repulsive pint-sized Arab spinoff with the genetics of a carpet merchant

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billy niggas >>> hoover niggas

up that uzi nigga

Neither doesn't anyone else

The muzzers have to use their annual holiday

some people do easter egg hunts but ive never done one

easter to them is what thanksgiving is to us

I am Greek

no we in holland do that as well

what if her first time having unprotected sex was with you?

Got called Kaffir in tehzeeb café

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Use a toilet

>unprotected
Sorry sweety still counts as getting SEED'd

>tfw girl shows interest in me
>tfw she's a 9/10
>tfw she does this for a couple of weeks
>tfw i'm autistic
>tfw don't know how to respond
>tfw go nightclub
>tfw do MDMA
>tfw do too much of it and become mongy
>tfw she gets fed up and turns her back on me when I say hello when she is talking to a friend
>tfw she's flirting with another guy 5 meters away from me
>tfw doesn't acknowledge me anymore
>tfw don't even know what I saw is true or not or if was the drugs heightening my emotions
>tfw she prob had sex with him
>tfw trying to get over her
>tfw no confidence rn

Yeah. Last year my entire town hid hundreds of eggs up your mums fanny.

>neither doesn't anyone else

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Oh boy here we go

Didn't read

i was the first person to spaff inside her though

hi alan you are the famous person of /brit/ together with tim

Get some coke in your system next time. MDMA wasn't the drug for that moment.

>durhur needa gf thats a virgin
good fucking luck lest yer a chr*stcuck
just make sure she's never burned the coal

look like chebs that look good in a bra but dire out of it

Not the first to annihilate her vag with a cock though

Unironically lol'd

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PAY

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Rasheed's seed and breed

you're welcome to campaign for more public holidays anytime

virgin freak

You want Amphetamines mate not mandy unless you're spiking her drink

It's kicking in again

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tempted to whip up a version but with the Irish

Alright yeah I'll have a Lamb Balti with a Garlic Naan, Onion Bhajis and Pilau Rice if you please bossman

c u c k

*scratches off 10 points*

Got told to use a toilet on the internet

I saw your mum, she opened up her legs I saw her cunt

yeah that'll be saag paneer and a lamb vindaloo bruv

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You all take women too seriously and that's why you don't have a gf. Women hate men that listen to them and take them seriously. The reason why your oneitis isn't interested in you is because she knows you're desperate, she knows you think about her all the time, and she knows you have no life because every event she talks about you're instantly available.

You're supposed to coax women with mind games and negging. Turn down the event, say you have other plans, say you're busy and stop responding immediately to her texts

having sex with inexperienced women isn't even fun, you'd know this if you weren't an incel freak

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what is even a internet?

horrid vile nasty post

Currently living rent-free in lefty AND righty's heads'

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been texting the 6;8 for hours now

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>Wypipo be like
But seriously, how the fuck does Lil Wayne have good lyrics?

hannah is right though, i regularly find myself quoting lil wayne verses because theyre so catchy and memorable

how do i do that

>tfw no yank gf

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Every spring and summer time at toil, the oneitis wears form fitting short dresses with heels and when she walks her big juicy tits jiggle so much it hurts my penis

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yeah will do next time now.

i feel sick right now, can't stop thinking about it. I don't even know if I saw what I saw.

girls do become slags when drunk?

i can get you girl like this for R100 here quick quick

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NEED a Nazi gf

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chicken burger meal deal thanks bossman

Haha yeah anyyyhow thé Harry Potter exhibition! So we'll need you to stand at the entrance of mega bang bang and say welcome to the enchanted world of Harry Potter and his friends with your most British accent. 500 baht. 8am to 8pm Think you can do that champion? Let me see what you sound like? Humm you sure you've read the part of the ad that says native English speaker?