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is ham meat? thats what mummys making for the easter dinner.

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Too much breast

britain cries out for the resurrection of the empire

it's not that big
10^36 * fucking quadrillions of planets * quadrillions of stars and shit
i've done the maths, it just doesn't add up

>easter dinner

is this a catholic thing?

*hypnotizes you*

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Civilisation bad
shitting in a bucket good

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PROTIP! Your Windows Vista, 7, 8 key will activate Windows 10. Just make sure it's a genuine WIndows key which only you have used.

tfw ENBs don't work on directx 10
absolutely fuming lads
youtube.com/watch?v=k6YW3uvsVxk

*The last Knight: a Chinese man gets caught up in a ship wreck and wakes up on the shores of England. Taken in by peasants, he learns medieval sword fighting from a former mercenary and then becomes the king of England after pulling out excalibur and killing King Arthur. After killing him, the Chinese male lead fucks his wife the Queen.

It's been coopted by protestants

but isn't the point of it being exponential that with each power you go up, the difference is greater?

yeah we are catholic

Merry Good Friday, everyone!

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Big boy coming through

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Another ciggy and another bump or go to bed?

american soft power

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Is this THE 6.8?

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I don't get it?

>Can't Help Falling In Love is an absolute choon tbqh lads

Only the radio mix with the bass left in. The studio LP and its sparse instrumentals is just tragic.

thicc

*Lady Butterfly: Japan invades America during world war 2 and begins a brutal and immoral campaign against them. An American woman meets an invading Japanese soldier and becomes obsessed with him without any prior character development. He fucks her, then ditches her as the war ends. She waits 20 years for him, only to find out that he has married a Japanese woman. Overcome with grief she kills herself rather than be together with a white american guy.

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Obviously keep going. Just remember to drink and eat.

>6.8
is that like an analagram or something?

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20 billion africans pumped into my country
diversity is our strength
if you oppose it your a KKK nazi

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So when will the next conflicts/war be for us?

would like her lips wrapped around my cock ngl

I'm putting a team together

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gonna go shop for crisps and pot noodle from garage
what should i get?

papists out

never forget

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what will the jan man do on April 1st lads?

>pumped
You evil racist.
They deserve first class seats on the safest of safe aircraft all at the tax payers expense. This is a good investment.

>and your other gun

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errrm. no.

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HEY HOMIE WANNA TAKE A PICTURE?
SMILE BRO!

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dave is amongst us

So this is Dave...

-Angry and abrasive at all times. Seems to look for arguments and is obsessed with leftypol. genuinely believes they organise invasions 3 days a week.

-Hates London with a passion. Previously fixated on a "dumb london paki" character he created in his head. believes multiple people are the same person. Also regularly lashes out at australians, the irish, canadians, yanks, anyone who isn't a northerner

-If a thread isn't entertaining him, will constantly complain about how boring and reddit it is.

-Will eventually resort to calling you a paki in literally any argument as he gets increasingly agitated. Favourite insults are variations of "paki bastard"

-Will never stop replying to you until he gets the last word. Will argue for hours over multiple threads and holds grudges for days.

-When losing an argument, will usually resort to posting reaction images while greentexting. Favourites include Bradley Walsh, Orson Welles and David Mitchell. Also samefags his own posts regularly

Some of his favourite reaction images. Will likely change filenames after being exposed. Note his distinctly obnoxious posting style, constant state of anger and disturbing fixation on pakis.

>baits are ineffective
alri

grim

Why is the departure tax from Heathrow so fucking expensive. No where else in the world is it $200 fucking USD. Even Gatwick is ridiculous. The only good airport in the UK is London City.

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For what?

interracial cuckold porn tonight

dave's alri

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I want to suck a fart from Emma Watson's anus.

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>Will argue for hours over multiple threads
What is wrong with determination?
>Angry and abrasive at all times
Stop projecting, it's a bad look.

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Two large objects need to be dealt with

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Legal highs (petrol)

a fucking what?

does Britain have single mothers

smoking heroin and watching young sheldon

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I'll deal with it for a tenner and a kebab.
No more, no less.

No Scottish man alive has ever met his father.

Anyone travelling to America will need to submit their social media accounts before entering
They'll also need to give current and previous email addresses and phone numbers

It was revealed on Thursday that the State Department in the U.S. would be seeking all visa applicants to the country to submit their social media accounts along with their visa application

Along with this, they will also be required to submit all of their email addresses and phone numbers for the last five years

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Alri dave?

youtube.com/watch?v=NOaSdO5H91M

an analagram. you know like smdh, tbqh, ngl etc

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that's an acronym dummy.

>hehe lets dupe the poor into paying for this for centuries and build ostentatious buildings while they live in huts and slums
repulsive

no way, so what's an analagram

>hehe lets dupe the poor into paying for this for >centuries and build ostentatious buildings while they live in huts and slums
repulsive

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Haha they can fuck off.

[email protected] and 999 are more contact details.

>no BBC/BLACKED thread on /gif/
wtf, Jow Forums told me the jew was launching a psyops there. where am I gonna get my wank material now?

Honestly, I'm starting to favor Yank English.

Are you trying to think of ANAGRAM you fucking brainlet?

I've literally never seen /gif/ not have two on the first page

*analagram

Don't know a single person like this.
Is this a London thing?

*reports you*

i'm an atheist, not a protestant

spelling differences are a meme but brit slang is lightyears ahead of us, much more flexible and lends itself to humour

hmm

>i'm an atheist, not a protestant

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>i'm an atheist, not a protestant

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Not for the spelling differences, but for the grammar

>Catholics
grim

hmmm

great minds think alike.

eksplain bruce

I didn't know we had this many airports.
Why would we ever need this many airports?

London has 5 fucking airports.
Fuck me.
I hadn't even heard of Biggin Hill until 10 seconds ago.

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It is the April Holiday Season in 2018 CE. Let's cater to religious diversity and consider others. We forced foreigners to come to our land; we should accept that and not force our religion down their throats.

>I hadn't even heard of Biggin Hill until 10 seconds ago.

isn't that where Frodo's from

How can we spice this thread up?

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