I want to emigrate to Australia

No you are not, I have qualifications and will contribute to the economy. Now be a good colony and tell me a nice city.

You can work in HR, or go work on farms, white nigger.

Sydney: Gentrified shithole city of people who are pretty much Americans
Melbourne: hipsters but probably gets more shit than it deserves. Afl
Brisbane: comfy but insanely spread out and not the hub of much
Adelaide: city sized town
Perth: the most generic city ever except insanely isolated and they have weird names for thing
Hobart or Canberra: may as well neck yourself

>Work on farms
Sounds comfy tbf, save for the part where it'd probably be 100° during work

kek WHY are they always in HR

I'm upper class mind you
Sydney it is then

What qualifications have you got? And work experience?

North Sydney: Intelligent, highly educated whites/asians
Rest of Sydney: bogans and wogs
Rest of Australia: poor bogans, wogs and abos

What in the fuck are you talking about

My parents are Australians who moved here
I could be enjoying a higher standard of living right now FUCK

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North Sydney: rich cunts
Rest of Sydney: pov cunts
Rest of Australia: various cunts
ftfy

Where are they from? And what do they do for a job?

this

Before I answer that I'd just like to say that my previous statement was hypothetical.
My mom's from Wagga (Wagga)
She's a hairdresser and really only came here because she watched too many movies
My dad's from NT (not an abo) and only worked shit jobs, like he was a construction worker at one point and a janitor last time he lived here. He went back to Australia because mom divorced him since he was a heavy drinker and he didn't want to stay here. He gets drunk and sleeps in his shitshack all day as far as I know
But I could have moved to a city or something, pretty sure they're much better than Seattle

lel well NT is a shithole overall, never been to wagga but it's a meme and seems like a typical boring country town. But you sound like you'd be lower middle class in Seattle, your family might have been slightly more comfortable here but by all accounts seattle is pretty nice.

Warmer than seattle that's for sure

Ayo did i hear of moving to Australia for job? How well would you pay me down there?

For what? How deep can you go?

what's a normal engineering wage? I can go as deep as you want me to sweetiie.

I have no idea but I do think engineers are in demand here. And if you can take all 7 inches, you're in.

>. And if you can take all 7 inches, you're in.
EZ

>what's a normal engineering wage?
Engineering pays quite well here, it really does depend on what kind of engineering specifically but most cases it pays good if you're willing to move to one of the big cities with a lot of demand.

throat or bum?