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pooing in the loo would be a start tbqh

politics isn't a horseshoe its a circle

seen this funny image lads

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imgur.com/a/f9mAn

it's posts like these that make me appreciate how lucky I am to live where I live
bless those belgian monks

promising but she should eat better and exercise

what happened here then lads

M... MUMMY

I want to smell Emma Watson’s farts and lick her asshole. I want to fuck her holes.

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I can't picture you with a clean American accent

she probably doesn't even try in bed

SO WHEN YOURE NEAR ME DARLING CANT YOU HEAR ME? SOS

THE LOVE YOU GAVE ME NOTHING ELSE CAN SAVE ME SOS

WHEN YOU'RE GONE HOW CAN I EVEN TRY TO GO ON

WHEN YOURE GONE, THOUGH I TRY, HOW CAN I CARRY ON?

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I’ll still get mine though. I’m not a deadfuck.

Population growth slowed. Mice found themselves born into a world that was more crowded every day, and there were far more mice than meaningful social roles. With more and more peers to defend against, males found it difficult and stressful to defend their territory, so they abandoned the activity. Normal social discourse within the mouse community broke down, and with it the ability of mice to form social bonds. The failures and dropouts congregated in large groups in the middle of the enclosure, their listless withdrawal occasionally interrupted by spasms and waves of pointless violence. The victims of these random attacks became attackers. Left on their own in nests subject to invasion, nursing females attacked their own young. Procreation slumped, infant abandonment and mortality soared. Lone females retreated to isolated nesting boxes on penthouse levels. Other males, a group Calhoun termed “the beautiful ones,” never sought sex and never fought—they just ate, slept, and groomed, wrapped in narcissistic introspection. Elsewhere, cannibalism, pansexualism, and violence became endemic. Mouse society had collapsed. On day 560, a little more than eighteen months into the experiment, the population peaked at 2,200 mice and its growth ceased. A few mice survived past weaning until day six hundred, after which there were few pregnancies and no surviving young. As the population had ceased to regenerate itself, its path to extinction was clear. There would be no recovery, not even after numbers had dwindled back to those of the heady early days of the Universe. The mice had lost the capacity to rebuild their numbers—many of the mice that could still conceive, such as the “beautiful ones” and their secluded singleton female counterparts, had lost the social ability to do so. In a way, the creatures had ceased to be mice long before their death ruining their spirit.

My arms hurt lads

got to a point where i'm just so disgusted and freaked out by looking at my body ive decided to gain some weight for the sake of me and others looking at me :)

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Yeah like to smell your own farts when wanking?

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Nary a letter.

i want cancer lads

whats cuckold about that picture

the baby's not his but they're married

For many, you are in a very enviable position. You best be lifting weights and eating lots of peanut butter and steaks senpai. Any gains you make will be immediately obvious.

>t. stubborn gut bear mode

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how'd that work

PROPER UNIT

going to gain the weight first, i have a lot of muscle all over my body. probs about 3% bf

Honestly can tell if this is a trap or not.
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I actually have found myself smelling my own farts and pretending they came from Emma. The idea is to associate fart stink with Emma via classical conditioning.

Belarus

>those hands
>that chest
>those legs
>those hips
Obviously a man

As I said, very enviable. No point putting on fat and getting soy hips. Stay lean. Get big.

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so are we all in here? just want to remind everyone that i had sex again last night with a different bird but with a flaccid willy and she was wildly unimpressed haha

>man jaw
>man shoulders
>man hands
>first pic is just pecs and no tits
yeah, hard one desu

i didn't think you could surprise me anymore

>3%bf
Alri Andreas Munzer

Shia innit

no bulge

Jesus on the mainline.

Tell him what you want.

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wish i was as big as him

a gf pls
youtube.com/watch?v=HS9RDJJxdfU&feature=youtu.be

I vow to thee, my country, all earthly things above
Entire and whole and perfect, the service of my love;
The love that asks no question, the love that stands the test
That lays upon the altar the dearest and the best;
The love that never falters, the love that pays the price
The love that makes undaunted the final sacrifice

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i just want to get them gains jesus

im 97% gf me

Don't be fullish

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toilbergs off but I'm still here at my toilstation
will be spending the most of the day phone posting

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3%bf is literally impossible to maintain for more than a few days and that's with a boatload of drugs
Unless you're a genetic outlier sustaining less than 8-9% natty isn't happening, especially with susbtantial muscle mass mass

Won't be going to Toilberg's Wageslave Palace today because some Chicano founded the Chicano Power movement

they're not even trying anymore are they

think we safe, boys
instagram.com/p/BODj2odgiOc/?taken-by=pumping.fe

Please cut out the anti-Semitism Jezza.

too cold with the fan on 2 but too hot with it on 1
what do

how do I air out my room without making it cold
hmmm

give me a kiss

on smoko lads

aim it at the wall closest to you at 3

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hot is comfy, cold is hell
sit in the heat

have you tried dabbing?

get someone to blow on you

its a ceiling fan
wrong way round dumb leaf
no i haven't good idea

>wrong way round dumb leaf
wrong opinion sweety

have you tried living in a climate suitable to your ethnicity

*puts you in a skirt and collar*

Don't have an ethnicity mate

Tie a knife to one fan blade with string and set it at 2. You know to weigh it down a bit so it spins slower.

not my fault you deported my ancestors is it

Need to get a good vibe cultivated here

Almost a whole THIRD of the way through 2018

hows gf 2018 going? haha :)

In the old days, before we had fans here, we'd use coolies to cool ourselves down.

>Don't have an ethnicity mate

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It's going much better than gf 2017
Think a girl smiled at me last week

Did you know that despite its "tasty flesh" and abundance, the southern cuttlefish Sepia australis is currently of little interest to fisheries?

Sir, I am your dog, sir.

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>Order rejected by vendor
>Order not yet accepted

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Weird how youtube put this at the top of my recs after seeing your post

youtube.com/watch?v=j58V2vC9EPc

hehe
yes
very weird

youtu.be/pJx7io1F1Tc
Lads who are you siding with?

Whats the deal here sweden

Would love to see that rat faced twerp get heemed into molecules

Is the new death grips album out yet?

Your life is a premise, my life is deductive reasoning.

BAZAAM

r u gay?

baldthony

nd why would Bélarus be my ideal European country?

Really like this image
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Wholesome, fun, and just makes me smile

this guy is so fucking annoying

big data innit
probably just coincidence though

tesla is in big trouble lads

elon musk is crashing and burning

youtube.com/watch?v=Qa9w3wUWWAE

Tony Phantoma

Ikr