I am stuck in Spain right now and need a way to get back to Sweden

sell your boipussy to the violent bolis

I mean just wander into your embassy and tell them that you're fucked. I thought that worked?

I am on the south west coast, i don't know if there is an embassy here

just get a plane ticket and hop on a bus to the nearest airport

idk man google swedish government things where you are. Or go to a police station and say you need help. Pretty simple.

Also how did you get stuck and why?

How the fuck did you get stuck anyway

The absolute cheapest ticket is 250$, is it worth it?

I am andalusian, tell me the city so I can help you.

quite expensive but then again what else could yo possibly do?

This thread.

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Kill yourself. You will respawn at your starting location.

If you're cute I might be able to help

Tell us how you got stuck

this
tell us op

He's not. Clearly has the cash to get home but asks "is it worth it"

no, he said he wants go back to sweden, not syria

I don't have the money. I can take an SMS loan

kek
Do it Swede, this is what you were born for

So do that

any port in a storm mate. I missed my flight and was flat broke and had to paypal a ticket at one point or sleep in the airport overnight.

Feels bad but safety first bud. You can always pick up the pieces afterwards

Make your way down to Gibraltar and ask the brits for help

HAHAHAHA SWIM GÜSTAV, SWIM YOU SWEDISH DOG AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

Sweden in Spain: In addition to Sweden's embassy in Madrid, Sweden has 13 other representations in Spain. These representations include consulates in A Coruna, Barcelona, Bilbao, Cartagena, Murcia, Gijon, Granada, Jerez de la Frontera, Las Palmas de Gran Canaria, Malaga, Palma de Mallorca, Seville, Torrevieja, and Valencia.

embassypages.com/missions/embassy11259/

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Why the fuck do we need so many consulates?

Just buy a bicycle and a tent.
I've biked most of Europe that way, stop being lazy.

How is he supposed to bike across the pyrenees mountains?

Lift across or anything. Take a ferry to Italy, ride from there.

How is he supposed to bike across the Alps?

>ferry to Italy
Seems like a detour. Would make more sense to ferry to France instead

Pedal harder

Try the consulates in Jerez de la Frontera and Seville. They are the closest to your localization.

Dunno. There's a Swiss Consulate down the road though and a Norwegian one within a 20min walk. That and the Danes have some weird one out on a untravelled bay somewhere

lol how did you get stuck there in the first place?

And dont you have a job?

>user bikes across the alps
>ends up in Switzerland
>a non-EU country
>gets arrested for illegaly entering
now what?

>biking over mountains

it's just a matter of determination

Blame your self for being an idiot.
Yes, people actually do that.

Its easier to just buy a plane ticket and work at McDonalds for a couple days.

jej

I'm assuming OP lost his passport or something, since he's "stuck"

Flights to Spain are cheapest in EU. Like €20 for Barcelona and €40 for Andalusia

I assume he's from Mali.

>No, it shows my flag because the new EU regulations for internet redirects straight to your home nation.
what a bullshit

Switzerland is a Schengen country, Sven...

Lol
How naïve are you? All those consulates are staffed by family of powerful people enjoying a permanent state paid holiday

That's what they want you to believe

I remember having the same in Italy.

Nah it’s true. I’ve been on holiday to France and every day we went to a mountain lake in Switzerland. No border patrols no nothing

I had the same in Croatia
You get routed through your own country so you don’t pay any roaming costs

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I've contacted the Dutch police

He can take the coast you idiot. There is also relatively easy access from the Basque Country. And many tunnels across.

The Pyrenees are not some fucking wall.

bullshit i was in Croatia and i had Croatian flag

Poles don’t go on holiday

To what extent are you stuck?
Tell me your budget and I will design you a route of regional trains (which you can try getting in with the cheapest tickets, or even for free if no security)

I also need your current location, or the closest major town you can get by walk.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tourism_in_Croatia#Arrivals_by_country

Same. I can't imagine being lost in a shithole like Sp*In

I'm stuck in the extent that i have not a lot of disposable money, no place to stay
I have good credit score with my bank so taking out a loan isn't a problem but i don't want to gut myself

How did you end in Spain anyway?

Wasn't there a thread yesterday about a guy from spain stuck in Sweden?