/brit/

I can't even afford to live on a good salary, but at least I have free speech!!!

(btw you can LITERALLY be arrested for saying mean things on the internet in case your forgot)

national debt is owed to and from the same people. it's just leveraging money on future generations

the only danger is if there's some sort of epidemic that wipes out procreation (way more drastic than current ageing projections are just now)

go and live in nigeria then

fuck off lukaku

>easter Sunday is on april fools

devilish

>carml
still two

nobody said anything about moving to the third world, other, slightly lesser developed regions on a UK salary grants a MUCH better quality of life

You can't deny this, like 90% of all people in the UK suffer from financial stress, to relieve that burden is a huge weight off the shoulders of many people

The only way to save any money here is to live in a sharehouse and eat rice and kidney beans every day, which isn't really "living"

yanks think it's only april fools day

reminder caramel is pronounced "care uh mail"

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it's 2 girls names

cara and melissa

love legal girls that look borderline legal

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skwrl

car mel

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nonce bait

I'm in love with a toy donkey... and that's OK!

...

On my morning toil break lads

no.

say cara as in cara delevigne

then say mel as in Mel B

>17 dead in minibus crash in Turkey

maybe there shouldn't have been 17 people in a fucking minibus in the first place. heading to /tr/ right now to tell them off for being so stupid

fucking hell

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easter toad is mocking those killed at the easter rising

Why are journalists so retarded?

I might link my ting from barking

7am in the morning

shit song

>slate
>journalists

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There is absolutely nothing about modern Britain worthy of any respect or admiration.

>paki rape gangs running rampant
>souless American consumerist culture
>collapsing national health service
>universities which are just schools with more alcohol and sex
>suicide epidemic in middle aged men who are supposedly at their prime
>divorce rate over 50%
>birth rate in a death spiral
>young people are utterly enslaved to post-modern ideas of sexuality, gender and race
>geopolitical position is just a fucking joke, literally America's attack dog

Inb4 some clueless twat starts mouthing off about how well the economy is doing

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A festive celebration of the chocolate egg variety?

let's be right, it wouldn't be out of place on the BBC

wheres a good site i can view nude photos of amateurs, ideally older women? imagefap?

we dont even produce anything either. just a soulless service economy where fat idiots stagnate in cubicles all day every day.

>let's be right

The more common phrasing would be "let's be honest". You're losing your language skills out there in ching chong land

reddit

I use flickr, just have to find the profiles first

the gf

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เสียใจ

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how do i find the profiles?

bought my egg yesterday
ate my egg yesterday

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just search wife or something

reddit

every country has problems

dont understand this gimmick

If you had a penny for every woman who found you unattractive, they would soon find you attractive! haha

why is our average dick size so small wtf?

and that problem is the jew

bruv just get some weed innit

he never had any that's why he had to go there

all the mexicans

unironically because you're fat

That's like telling someone who has terminal cancer "everyone gets ill".

>bought Killing Floor 2 the other day for £10 on sale
>played for an hour and it's meh
>go to refund
>we will refund you £21 to your card
wot

Reminder

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I had to leave the UK because my English is bad?

Weed just gets me trapped in thought loops about how fucked everything is and I end up suicidal.

oh you're arachnophobic? you must want to fuck spiders then

shipment of brain force plus just arrived

"No!"

This is funny in retrospect.

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why did you put the same game 4 times

how you enjoy your 50 dollar fish oil pills, m8

i didn't come here to fuck spiders haha

it's bait
it puts the worst first

>scattering a few decent games in high tier to make it seem like this could be a genuine chart

Good effort.

This is also funny in retrospect.

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was way more into oblivion than anything else.

the faults are unironically what makes it good

FO3>NV

chill out you tight bastard

>Germany

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right from the moment you meet the king in the sewers and he looks like an old woman i know it would be peng

Why don't we just tax obesity instead of sugar?

where's pokemon crystal

what do far left/SJW-types find funny anyway? given how averse to irony and controversy (literally the foundations of comedy) they are, what actually makes them honestly laugh?

...

business idea: tax thyroid problems

yeah
I really love oblivion
it had the love of morrowind without the inane difficulty and the modern ergonomic features of skyrim without being too dumbed down
love all the questlines too

You don't realise how much you value being able to shit whenever you like until your toilet packs in and you're waiting for a plumber to turn up on a bank holiday.

a bit drunk and alone
going to ask the high school obsession if she wants to fuck

Rick and Morty. I watched a "best of" video for it and didn't even smile. Think it might be a huge inside joke.

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>the scroll duplication glitch

I was the king of my little group of nerd friends for a few days after I found that one out.

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why was sid vicious the face of the sex pistols when johnny rotten was the lead singer? i always assumed johnny rotten was sid vicious and i think most people do

Tell me about my personality

I would do that, but I've been out of high school for 6 years and can't even remember what she looked like

Go to a pub or something

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don't you have her on facebook or something?

dont feel well