/isr/ ישר - Passover edition

That wasn't supposed to be a question. I just used google translate.

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I am a Judeo-Aryan, so what?

Sorry, it's my own fault. I thought you wrote "do you love anime" without looking at the words clearly

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How many years do they teach you Arabic in school?

Yes

You are required to pick either French or Arabic from 7th to 9th grade, and if you want you can continue to 12th grade. I did French but I wish I could have done botj desu

I am preparing some of the meal and am aiming to hog most of the reading from the Haggadah for myself. I will pretend to care about the guests for a while and then will use the excuse that "I'm too tired from all of that" to lock myself in my room and return to imageboard shitposting and my precious weebshit. I'm currently reading Dies Irae. Sakurai-san is cute!

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Man, I'll be lucky if I can go back by 22:00.
I'm currently rewatching FMAB and reading Spice and Wolf Vol 19

>nazi
>mywaifu.jpg

Nazis aren't real antisemites.

>be hebrew jewmutt
>prep the phoenician stallion

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שששייייייייייטטטטט

ווי
וואז
עבדים אנד שיט

I've heard there was nazi-themed porn in 1960s Israel but the government banned it.

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>arabs
>brown eyes

you're wrong mutt

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I'm a Judeo-Aryan, don't talk to me like that swine.

>He means she in Hebrew
>Who means him in Hebrew
>Him means they in Hebrew
Wtf

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>Judeo-Aryan
1/64 or 1/256?

100%

t. Mutt

t. arab

Dead already?

I wish I was

>>>/oven/

Same :^

Howdy there neighbor :^)

same

>tfw you can't stop thinking about her, but she on the other hand gets her brains fucked out by her boyfriend
happy fucking holiday

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I am Russian i have two holydays

נתחיל מי פסח וניגמור עים פאסחה הנוצרית

אבא אימא חברים חברה עומדים לאפות לחם טרי הכי טעים בעולם :) לכבוד חג פאסחה הנוצרי אבל אנחנו גם חוגגים פסח חג של יהודים :)

חג שמח לכולם :) אני רוסי אני אוכל לחם אבל גם מאצות אים שיקאלאדנאיא מאסלא :)

>אני אוכל לחם
Out of my country.

>לחם
lol fun fact: לחם means meat in Arabic

Either underage or a troll

Put your nose to good use my fellow chosen people, you deserve it

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it's a trollman he's been doing it for the last year

breasts>ass

good post

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

I've never seen a worse opinion

hehe...buTts r big dddduuuh

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this.

מי \בוכה עצמו לשינה\ כאן?

tfw no israeli bf to cuddle with

אני

אני בקושי מצליח לישון

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are you female(girl)?

Are you a girl who's willing to dress in an SS uniform?

Wtf

לא השנה לפחות
מצאתי בת זוג קיוטיעוגה שאשכרה עורכת סדר אז לא השנה (^:

כיף לך

why don't you allow Americans to celebrate easter?

אני עושה את זה גם ביום חול

We keep trying to make them but they refuse. It's the one thing they don't listen to us about.

No I am male

Пpивeт, жиды. Кaк дeлa?

вce ништяк

LA creatura

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why not? they may do whatever they want..
religious coercion is bad in Israel but the gov't doesn't stop you from celebrating whatever.

Gay israelis go to Berlin all the time, go there.

fellow goys, whatcha:
>readan
>gamin
>listenn
>drinkan
>eatan

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youtu.be/mdO0f3VcGfw

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>readan, gamin and I guess listenn
Dies Irae
>drinkan
A bunch of water (reason stated bellow)
>eatan
Rice noodles with a shitton of mayo and hot sauce on them.

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Stop the Kalergi plan.

Why are you interested in Israeli warsongs?

youtu.be/d-64-RZVtSQ

I'm sorry to say, but \ישר\ literally means straight. You don't belong here.

balkan/10

for some reason. i actually prefer metal. any recommendations of Israeli metal scene?

Literally no one uses that word to describe heterosexuals

I'm more into weeb music desu
Infected Mushroom is popular

I just wanted to point that out.

ｱﾞｱﾞｱﾞｱﾞｱﾞｱﾞｱﾞｱﾞ enjoy this songgggggg
youtu.be/_QjMnetQRtM

youtu.be/wLX4NYrW1bI?list=RDj4TM3Ytqgj0

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このアニメを知らない、でも歌はいい

youtu.be/wsFBx5u83lI

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tfw no テルアビブ gf
youtu.be/Czx-OIyrQwQ

Rightful Egyptian property

youtu.be/cNgSTF5h92c

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>ｱﾞ
何それ

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*kills your firstborns*

alternative expression when アアアアア isn't enough to represent your rage/regret/ other feelings

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a-alright you can go

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Is it also just pronounced "a"?

epic

more like just a growl

>more into weeb music
Ayyy same
soundcloud.com/takao-takao1/1-s

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>tfw hungry but the seder is starting soon so I can't get food

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youtube.com/watch?v=DCr-r0ZP9P8
best anison of the season

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Lmao talk about firstborn. That remind me of the story when the Pharaoh had a dream where kids were talking his wealth and because of that the Pharaoh ordered the soldiers to kill evey child in the kingdom of Egypt.
Is it written in the Torah about it?

Taking his*

The biblical story is that after enslaving the Jews, that were previously the elite of Egypt because of Joseph working as a oracle for the Pharaoh, all the male Jewish babies were ordered to be killed so that they won't rise up and rebel in the future.

who /lonely/ af here ????

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Nothing says about the Pharaoh's dream?
It's the reason why he went on killing Jewish babies.