I did it. I finally did it. I lost my virginity

I did it. I finally did it. I lost my virginity.
My ass still hurts but I fucking did it.

See you later, fags.

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based

Are you a girl?

>My ass still hurts
Haha, fag.
>Russia
Of course it is.

Wow you managed to do what 99,99% people did

Haha hi virgin

I'm not, I lost it when I was 13

>Russia
enjoy ur aids, literally.

It begins

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Congrats on your AIDS

Loser

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You can also lose it if you want to.

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Hahaha

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Now you are not a neghole anymore, gratz.

congrats

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taking it up the ass doesnt count you fucking homofag
kys

>That flag

I'd laugh that you now have aids but you can't catch what you've already got I suppose.

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Yes it does, sweetie.
It's how I lost my virginity too.

>getting fucked in the ass
>bragging about it
state of you

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If anything taking it up the ass is the only way it counts for guys, male virginity is fucking made up.

plot twist: it's simple

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that makes zero fucking sense

you can still undo your sins if you stop being gay

>that makes zero fucking sense
You make zero fucking sense. For starters virgin in Latin literally means maiden, so how you can think it's logical to go around calling men maidens is pretty bizarre. Secondly it was originally used for girls who were pure with no history of sexual intercourse which in some cases needed to be proven by the presence of the hymen or bleeding when they were having their cherry popped, now how the fuck do you prove a dick hasn't gone into a vagina before? It's literally just trust based.

I think it's a bit more logical to say that a little bitch faggot that received a dick inside them like women do has lost their "pure maiden" status more so than a regular bloke.