/cum/

Shoe size literally has no basis on anything, besides a slight correlation with height. One of my friends is 6'2" and he wears size 9, and a different friend is 5'8" and wears size 11

Anybody gonna wear black today? I am.

Going to be putting something black into your mom today heheeh

hehehehhehehehhe

* wakes up *

I am awake

*punches you*

*dodges and takes of all clothes*
Now what bitch?!

*makes tender luv to u*
NOW WHAT BEETCH

>it's a "dane talks to himself" episode
yawn

*tries to kissu the human sized lego figure but fails*

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hi

Morning /cum/

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good night /cum/

Hello /cum/

/cum/

/cu

Morning, buds.
Just got done with my morning fap

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gn buddy

Sounds comfy, what did you fap to?

Anime traps

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im back from work you guys

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Seek therapy

bit late today
hope you do better next week

Kill yourself, dumb niggerleaf

>committing such heathenistic acts on good friday

baka senpai desu

Why are you so aggressive?

Fuck good Friday and fuck Canada

Because you're fucking retarded
End your life

There is something wrong with you

youtube.com/watch?v=MNdWXCStxJg

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Least I ain't a fucking nigger

What's everyone's favourite song by Rush?

I am white. I suspect you are a goblin of some kind

*starts singing*

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Nice

Had a nice fap last night

Hello user

The trees

*sings off key*

is this you?

Hello /cum/
Thinking about making some waffles :D

Post your face to prove your white and I'll post mine

Nice
What'd you fap to?

not posting my face but here's a picture of a scab on my hand

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What kind?

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*starts humming that anime theme song*

Hey americans is it true that Tucson is full of idiots?

Sorry guys my source on americans is from family guy

Kek
You're not white
Here's a picture of my hand to prove I'm white

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All American cities are full of idiots. Americans are generally stupid

*starts humming with u*

*starts singing the lyrics in broken japanese*

>those scales

begone lizard

kys wh*tie

american ones

based superior white blasian male btfoing the worthless tripfaggot

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*starts dancing to your singing*

What's the matter boi

Nothing wrong with having scales

Ummm I'm 100% Asian

imagine starting a family with a woman you love

Now imagine her leaving with half your shit when the ink dries

imagine taking the virginity of a tight boipucci
a boy can dream..

imagine finding a woman who finds you interesting enough to keep talking to you

*joins you*

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vocal cords must be very relaxed today I can hit the low note pretty well and i can spit some hot rhymes too

let's dance!

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I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills
I been to mushroom mountain once or twice, but who's countin'?
But nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

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>can't even count to two
stupid fucking lyrics

His waffles are better than yours.

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really cute dance moves

had a dream last night in where i was traveling across the country with a qt girl. we were having a good time exploring the national parks out west. started to actually feel really depressed because i was aware that i was dreaming, so i woke myself up before it got any worse.

wew

>not understanding syllable use in music, let alone choruses

absolute BRAINLET

oh really? authentic belgium waffles are better than my homemade from a box ones? get out of town laddy

>poorly written nonsensical lyrics are okay if they're written in some logically abstract way
the absolute state of modern music

>poorly written nonsensical lyrics
wrong idiot brainlet

y-you too

>wrong idiot brainlet

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Fite me, m8.

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I remember when /cum/ started

Thought this place would die a miserable pathetic virgin death.

Turns out that autism and anime is more powerful than I expected.

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>having to smother your waffle with topping to cover the horrific taste of it

u gay lol

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dumb brainlet posters

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You win this time. But I will get my revenge.

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I misread waffle as waifu lol

Still made sense

lol
thanks for the chuckle

>the danes made the germans captured in Julin undergo a gruesome death. they tied their hands behind their backs and tetthered them to stakes. thereafter they carved up their bellies. they then dragged out their intestines and wrapped it around the stakes. and never did they stop their torture until the bellies of the germans were hollow.

name a more disgusting """"race"""" of people than danes

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>1.3 million Estonians
>have their very own distinct language
>314 million americans
>does not have their very own distinct language

Hmmm

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we have nukes i think thats better

*carve your belly*
oops sorry user

But do you have forest wifi, free public transport, universal publicly funded health care system and free university?

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Pajeets