Culture Pals - /cp/

Continuing from Dodging Thots edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
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NOGF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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only talk to qts who visit my profile what about you lads?

this is exactly what I do

I see that "Good Friday" is in full swing.

I never understood why they call it GOOD Friday. Your god/saviour got murdererd.

We call it long friday, as in a long day of suffering and sorrow

Truth

Normal people say long friday. It's the Anglos fucking things up as usual.

got something long 4u right here Sven

No train girl today?

In maltese we call it "Gimgha l-Kbira", being Big Friday. Still makes little sense.

It seems like a really nice day out, warm and sunny, no clouds, pretty chill.

>tfw still indoors

nice one

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Here they say veliki petak -> Great Friday (great as in Great not as the feeling great)

Although for us it's in two weeks not yet

according to a bit of googling
>Some sources suggest that the day is "good" in that it is holy, or that the phrase is a corruption of "God's Friday".

but there is another explanation.. tldr
i just chose the most kek one

sauce: bbc.com/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-27067136

would like to BLEACH the putang out of you

We call it Holy Friday here

I saw a 30+ year old Arab man making out with a 18+ blonde German qt today....

Gross

did you get hard?

No..

Would you have?

depending on the context I might have asked to join in

take it easy, kafir

it's Viernes Santo in our "borrowed" language

Kys

How much time, honesty and effort do you guys put into your profiles? I don't want to lie and be too boring, but a semi-lengthy profile with my sincere interests and quirks might put people off :o

wtf?
I put close to zero effort in just write some memeshit sprinkled in with things I actually like and a bunch of pictures of me

Spend like 10 minutes, it's all generic shit
>I like to travel xD

>a semi-lengthy profile with my sincere interests and quirks might put people off :o
just give 3-5 movie/book/music examples.. 5 is kind of many but, it's worth it is someone actually reads what you wrote.

if*

Oh, I've been stuck on 'favorite books' for like an hour carefully going over my bookshelf and trying to justify my choices in text. Is that a no-no?
Is it better to go for the light-hearted """funny""" approach than the dark and brooding autismo style?

>those niggas with like 10 different youtube songs in their profile

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Going to have fun with my qt in Paris and London this summer

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I don't actually post them, but I feel the need to obsessively write down a paragraph of why and how I came to like this band/artist.

>Going to have fun with my qt in Paris and London this summer

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>/togepi
anzu's successor?

hmm, I honestly don't know my only advice is don't try to go too hard in the paint but also try to keep consistent I guess? don't be talking about slashing your wrists then say how you love xdrandumb Asian shit, if you are trying to fuck gooks don't open with Kpop if you are trying to fuck Japs don't bother they suck. I can show you what I've written on my profile but I only go for epic girls so it might not be useful for you.

@87564799
What's wrong with that?

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super fucking expensive I imagine

>qt turkish girl
>she's blocked turkey

every time
god i love being a westerner

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@52
Money is not a problem for me

>This user does not accept messages from Afghanistan, Angola, Anguilla, Antigua and Barbuda, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Bermuda, Botswana, Cambodia, Cameroon, Central African Republic, Ethiopia, Chile, Georgia, Egypt, Ghana or India.
every fucking time those brown fuckers are so thirsty

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personally mate I think London and Paris are shitholes and even being as rich as you think you are you will rack up a bill and be surrounded by shitskins but ur call man

This all over, there's so many nice, cheaper places to go in Europe. Even if money isn't an issue there's nicer places in France and England.

t. Englander with American flag

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Meh the touristy parts of London are fun, been there a lot but I've never been to Paris. Also she's rich af and we're basically 50/50 everything

>I can show you what I've written
Pls!!
I'm mostly on there for language and culture exchange (Hindi/India), but preferably with qt's of course. Getting le nudes isn't the main goal for me, but I don't want to discourage it either ifuknowhatImsayin'.

I can't write for shit unless I've got some of that sweet sweet amphetamine coursing through me. I get overly pretentious and self-conscious without it.

>i‘ll reply immediately if you’re a girl (yes, so unfair, boys!)
>absolutely love Canadians (that means Canadian ladies totally win this)
>can’t cook
>can’t swim because I’m afraid of drowning
>never tried to ski
>will never ever learn how to drive a car
>am scared when I’m home alone at night
>won’t reply if you try to talk to me in Russian
>use to cry in a bath tub when sad
>idk man I have a thing for surnames which start with O' (Dylan O'Brien is babe)
>am afraid of needles (except of Space Needle ha ha ha somebody plz kill me)

What is wrong with this person?

Italian?

>never tried to ski
Why would you mention something you haven't done unless you're gonna follow it up with, "but I'd like to try" ?

Kek

Nah

>tfw I can't get german gf

My advice is to put a little more effort into your profile than what I have put down, after the QT has checked your name/pictures/country/age in whatever order the next will be your profile so you have to think about the kind of people you want to attract/talk to. My profile is the same across the board, my handle on interpals my photos and the things I've written down are rather in line with eachother, before you write anything think about who you want to talk to and write accordingly.

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Charlie Williams (Comedian) > Charlie Williams (Musician)

God that profile triggers me

hey sry.

We call it Holy Friday

Would it be unholy if sodomize my qt tonight?

Only if you dont dip your benis in holy water first

send pics if you do

It's unchristian so you shouldn't do it

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>tfw she says about not wanting to date guys anymore

She’s just saying that

Good Friday because Jesus died on the cross to save us on this day.

Good Friday because Jews decided to pardon one of their own a, a genuine criminal instead of Jesus, thus cementing their faith to forever have no home and not be welcome anywhere

Will you have your plethora of sluts send you holiday pictures?

Not a bad idea that. Though I didn't even know it was Good Friday until I read it here.

For us it will be in like 2 weeks or so.

Get your American k-1 visa sponsors to take pictures with bunny tails on their butts

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming...

Will you finish this for us? It’s missing a few sections.

—-Somebody once told me that Kate was gonna troll me
I ain't the sharpest tool on the site
She was talking kind of dumb with fear of Donald Trump while she's spouting feminazi bullshit..

Well, the trolls start coming and they don't stop coming
Fuck the rules I hit the keyboard typing
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so many to troll
So what's wrong with taking the fake life? You'll never know if you don't go troll
You'll never shine if you don't go

[Chorus:]
Hey, now, you're a Culture Pal, get logged on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Korean fake, get the troll on, get laid
And all that kpop is gold
Only Koreaboos take the baaait

It's funny and they say it gets funnier
You're a fake profile now wait 'til they start posting
But then some anons beg to differ
Judging by the cucking that happened to the Quebec nigger.

This thread we post is getting thin
The trolling is good so you might jump in
My inbox is full . How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.

[Chorus 2x]

So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with trolling the femanizs
You'll never know if you don't post
You'll never roll if you don't troll.

[Chorus]

And all that kpop is gold
We are all living one big cuckold—-

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We call Thursday and Friday holy

So it means nothing actually?

>chile
Kekus maximus

Yes.

This Italian girl I used to flirt with me a lot in the past. But she would ALWAYS talk about how she hates men. She said she hated couples and thought all couples should die. A few months later she got a boyfriend.

They are impulsive creatures. She might be upset because she went through a break up or got rejected by some chad in the past. But she’s not serious

Angola BTFO

stop scripting

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Fuck me I'm a fucking illiterate
>holy Thursday and holy friday
In my defense I just woke up

This
>She might be upset because she went through a break up or got rejected by some chad in the past. But she’s not serious

Thanks you amigo Pierre

Im a burger. But you’re welcome

Is she right pals ?

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Is she white from a western european country or north american aged 18-23?

She’s confirmed for being a slut

That's true for guys too, I wouldn't date an uggo

What about if she’s a dumb bitch?

Both yes.

Even worse, she's UK.

two days ago she was out in some club, saying how she got a guy to cheat on his gf.

said only a kiss, I said should have at least let him put a finger inside her

She responds "That's for attractive people, like yourself. I do have standards"


Doesn't consider herself a slut though kek

I'd date a 5/10 if she's fucking cool. I'd rather date her than an annoying dumb bitch with a pretty face

Top kek.

Ask her what her opinion is about sluts.

>Both yes
Surprise, surprise...

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Good girls actually have standards.

If they won’t send you nudes right away or fuck you. That increases the chances that she might be a good girl.

A dumb ugly girl?
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I see where you are coming from, I would fuck the bimbo and go out as a friend with the 5/10
Lmao I knew a girl like that
She's an insufferable cunt if she doesn't like you

She has no problem with sluts. Like my 3rd question is whether she's a slag and how do I find one

She's not, but has nothing against them.

Her opinion of me just using her for fun

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Definitely.

>Her opinion of me just using her for fun
Do the same kek. Add more nudes to your collection

>tfw the overwhelming majority of girls who message me first are 18 or 19 year olds

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DESPISE Anglo girls but I find it hard to justify mixing with a non English woman

>tfw I just got messaged by an 18 year old french qt
They're so innocent

Exactly what I'm doing lad.

basically all our conversation is just talking about how she'd be a toy, nothing else

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>Too many messages
> Hassle to answer
> So not logged in

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that Thot is by Italian artist Manara, I am pretty sure. Check him out.

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>tfw not chad

They're fun but make me feel old