/brit/

why is Jow Forums immune to the typical police social media offence crackdown

just watched a docu about similar camps in Denmark

very odd to see

they were going on a daring trip to hand out bibles to third worlders

fucking hell this one takes me back
youtube.com/watch?v=WbrSLLv0AlA

Jow Forums isn't social media

anonymity
hiro doesnt give a shit

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>Jow Forums isn't social media

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here i am
t. not based poster

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I love these little peaks into society
the funny thing is people always assume its the "other" who is like this, when in reality they are all like this to the outside observer

Wrongo

Adam's apple?

>he's here

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would fuck

his ear is fucked

i bet you're too young to remember the internet before social media

*flicks his nipples*

ah yes the ol' "jut out my jaw slightly to make me look more manly" trick

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I'm a bullshitter
I'm a shitty stripper
I'm a silhouette lifter
I'm a struck stuck off kilter
I'm a bent bewildered
I'm a fucking downer
I'm a binge thinner
I'm a Big Dipper

love her

10/10

nope

>what is an underbite

My strength levels are all over the fucking shop at the moment
couldn't axle press 100kg for a single rep a few days ago, cranked out 7 reps today and felt a couple more in the tank
fuck knows what's going on with me

got big puffy lips and am not black
what do?

I guess so
bebo, myspace, faceparty, h2k where always there since I got online
never used them of course

there was less to do on the net when 240p video streaming was a madmans dream

alri vennu

suck this
*unsips foreskin*

t. kike

You've learnt how to tap into your innate tard strength.

youtube.com/watch?v=N2ICtCO8TCw

the boys

if Jow Forums had usernames that were tied to your facebook, twitter, etc then it would be social media

It's spelt with a 'z'. "Unzips", not "unsips".

remember Loose Change? that was ages ago

rude and am white british through and through

Love the Lord Fish and his Son Chips

Energy reserves, man.

Everybody keeps forgetting food is also a FUEL source as well as a building source. Eat more, eat more before lifting. Works for me. Also, get more sleep. We're worried about you, user.

Just fingered a girl in the park

>"zee"
foy

>if Jow Forums had usernames that were tied to your facebook, twitter, etc then it would be social media

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I don't think you understand what the term means
it's a club that you need to subscribe to
there isn't a vindicator who hasn't got round to Jow Forums's "social media" application yet so it can be in the gang too

it's just media based on groups of people
like a board for images

dad called turkey "barbaric" and referred to istanbul as constantinople

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>eat more before lifting
this holy shit
I always forget and have just a small bowl of only noodle for lunch then wonder why I'm so tired when it comes time for the gym

>Also, get more sleep. We're worried about you, user
this is probably it to be fair, I get up at arse o'clock for work every weekday and do a physical job

That's a rule violation, will have to inform the janitors

I'm not sure she would make a suitable relationship partner for me

ex quizzed me on why i liked her revealing (as in vagina VERY detectable) Instagram photo at 2.30am sunday night

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post the pic

what's her name again?

london paki is in the thread right now

Think my mum is a schizo lads

>started crying today because a farmer told her she couldn't take the dogs into his field anymore
>gets irrationally angry at her car and thinks it's falling to pieces every time she hears it make a slightly strange noise even though it's a 2 year old range rover that runs perfectly
>texts me all the time when I'm in work about what she's doing
>asked me to bring some spring onions home from the shop and when I forgot, got irrationally angry at me and says "all the things I've done for you and you can't even bring me home some bloody spring onions"
>keeps loads of plants all over the house, keeps buying them and spends all day watering them with her spray gun
>hoards baby items for my brother and his girlfriend who are starting to try for a baby but she isn't even pregnant yet

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Hi everyone

Just sent a letter to Putin telling him that Her Majestys domimion of /brit/ has declared war on Russia and am currently awaiting response.

Hope your all ready to fight

You arrive in Solihull

post it

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sideburns

>plastic surgery face
>fake tits
looks like a tranny

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Where is Dad?

sounds like an average woman to me

looks like your mum, m80

ktf

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catherine ryan

sharp eye

Imagine being a woman, but then being so much more fucked up than a regular woman that you get diagnosed with BPD

thanks
*unzips dick*

why is /brit/ so slow

2 years old is about right for a range rover to fall to bits in her defence

>2 year old range rover
fuck off tarquin

Because you're on it, fatty

left years ago mate

Would save Canada over Europe

my mum looks like summer

lads

still depressed over a girl

never been like this ever lmao

you sound incredibly middle class

found a lump

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*you return home from toil*

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what's wrong with being middle class?

your receptors are fried

mum called me a closet faggot for forgetting the spring onions lad
no one's spoken since

hope it ain't cancer lad
mine took 3 years to get diagnosed
was benign, which was lucky

cute girl doesn't want to spend time with me lately because she has work to do and i'm apparently too distracting when we try to do the work together

think she secretly just doesn't like me that much haha

probably on tic for 48 months on a totally secure 48 month finance offer

Hate Europeans

>secretly

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nah prob just the girl

i must admit though

i'm so up and down it's unreal

one hour I'm happy, the next i'm really fucking depressed

also stop blaming the drugs, i've had depression before.

thats a good thing

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You the lad with the slag mum who messes multiple blokes around at once?