Amerifat """""cuisine"""""

>amerifat """""cuisine"""""

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that thing is actually german

Fucking why

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Fucking disgusting

False, i see no hamburgers.

>pures leben
>american
latvian logic

That's the joke

>chocolate

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It's German

This is now a ja/ck/ thread.

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Ah, good old German TV.

youtube.com/watch?v=gfhrMqTlL_w

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What an absolute

U N I T
N
I
T

mmm

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No no no. All fat people are honorary birgers.

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>he didnt preheat the oil enough
Reee.jpg

nothing like a nice runny omelette

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any comments, leaflanders?

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is this new?
I don't think I've seen this before

>not well done steak
Toss it in the garbage.

Don't think so, I've had these for some months.

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I'll show you well done.

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No drink needed.

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>literally dripping from fat/blood juice
holy shit, how can you fuck up fucking meatballs

And now, the coup de grâce.
This is the one they'll remember him for, this is quintessential ja/ck/.
God bless, I don't have any more.

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Another thread ruined by nordic attention whores

You know you love it.

>peru
Completly irrelevant shithole DARES address the mighty nord bull.

PeruANOS never participate, so shut the fuck up.

what's his problem?

You can probably taste the salmonella lmao

>Jack Scalfani: 10 time salmonella survivor

EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE

-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???

*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO

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Is this norwegian that guy who makes shit tacos and then post them here on Jow Forums just to trigger mexicans?

Norwegian tacos > Mexican "tacos"

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Is this cooking with jack?

i feel vomitive

>IT'S RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

lmao someone give me a link to his channel

La Tenebrosa Monstruosidad

how is jack not dead yet?

He probably doesn't eat that shit.

she put fucking chocolate on that thing
reaching levels of disgusting that shouldn't even be possible

It's like she's purposefully trying to make the food make her as fat as possible, without caring for taste.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA