Be me

>be me
>be catholic
>accidentally ate left over taco meat because I forgot what day it was.

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haha enjoy the flames of hell faggot

repent!

enjoy hell.

just had a double cheeseburger with bacon

Step aside guys I got this

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This is the fate i deserve

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it was a fucking accident.
this is the real sinner

The accident wasn't you lacking the knowledge you were consuming meat, it was forgetting the day.

SIN

Fucking stop. You're giving me full blown anxiety.
Now I have to spend all fucking weekend with my local catholic priest and beg for repentance.

It's all your fault, Jesus died because you ate that taco meat, it's all your fucking fault how could you do this to us

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>it was a fucking accident
yeah yeah yeah tell that to saint peter

i don't think I'm allowed into heaven rn

You were going to hell either way.
Just pay some kiddie fucker to absolve you, that's what the catholic church is about either way.

Hey Varg, long time no see! How you holdin' up?

What's the origin of the word "Catholic"? It sounds so stupid.

Start taking extremely hot showers to prepare for your future, buddy.

>paying priests
That's where you're wrong, kid

I'm very disappointed in you

pls father forgive

If it's any consolation, you were going to Hell anyway.

Based Lutherans.

Posting on Jow Forums is a sin anyways, larper

>be me
>be catholic
>eat left-over cutlets because I forgot what day it was.
>I guess I'll be pagan now

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