What happens here?

what happens here?

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Great food, okay beaches, third worst dialects in Italy

Some pretty bitching baroque architecture afaik. The cities there recieve quite a bit of tourism.

probably the best part of terronia

OLIVE OIL
BEST SEAFOOD IN THE WORLD
ALBAN*SI
t. milanese che fa vacanze a gallipoli

If you originate from there you have a 99.9% chance of being immediatley called a terrone by everyone slightly north to you.

Shitiest part of Shitaly

Half of my family is from there...I hate them.

I was born there but I live in the north :3

worst part of south italy

t. Terrone

go back, we don't want you

ma la mia famiglia p*lentona, mi vuole anone

Sadly half terrone yes, I hate myself as well.

el foggiANO señores

Calabria is maybe worse.

You shouldn't, northerners are a bunch of weak effiminate pussies.

best terronia
niggers get literally enslaved by terroni and forced to pick up olives for them
nice seaside
smuggling with Albania (whores, drugs and guns)
cheerful people
trulli (pic related)

t. Padano

shoo shoo
back to the land of los terrones

calabria IS worse

il meticcio, signori

detto da un austriaco (che è il più irrilevante e cucco tra i germanici) fa quantomeno sorridere
eccoti lo You che anelavi, caro il mio imbecille :^)

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Per l'amore di Dio, vaffanculo.

If I were a 100% terrone I could at least play the victim card building pride over the hate towards the north, but by being half and half I'm just a meticcio with no identity.

TIROLO
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>muh identity
What are you 12?

>TIROLO
Ora vai a farti fottere, okay?

zitto, animale.

thats magna graecia

Why do people hate Southern Italy. It's based

No, my city has strong traditions but my family has never made me join them so now I feel like I'm nothing.

>>TIROLO
>Ora vai a farti fottere, okay?
#asspained

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una faccia una razza

So you're mentally a child then. You are whatever you want to be

Most of crimes happen there, people look friendly and warm but they are in fact back stabbers, they are more ignorant, poor, loud, mafia was born there, some places look like Africa... Isn't that enough?

i want strudel right fucking NOW deliver austria

>You are whatever you want to be
Ok then, I'm an african refugee now, open Brennero's channel and gib me money.

they're niggers

>Taking a metaphor literally

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Il terrone germanico non può capire l'identità che la terra natìa offre agli italici. Persino un mezzo bresciano/bergamasco affronta brutti momenti

>trulli (pic related)
Terronia confirmed africa?

T Milanese with Apulian ancestry

>You are whatever you want to be
Literally the most childish thing I've read this month

Bari :---DD
Been there.
Too hot.

second best olive oil

GENUINELY TRIGGERD RIGHT NOW

Look at USA, no identity and they look fine don't they?

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>Too hot.
[pugliese accent]
mehh
28.9 °C is too hot for the germanic signorino
mehhh
[/pugliese accent]

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>Most of crimes happen there

infodata.ilsole24ore.com/2015/05/05/furti-e-omicidi-la-mappa-della-criminalita-nelle-regioni-italiane/?refresh_ce=1

Strongest empire in the world, seems be doing OK

Your link proves my point dumbfuck, try to change the crime.

There's a real hatred between Northern and Southern Italians.
Explain please, not even us are these hard on Andalusians.

>all the homicides in Sicily
kekkerino, Calabria is second
about robbing, obviously robbers can't rob each others
and mafia tries to make money where money does exist
they all have roots in the Mezzogiorno

First one being Sardinia

>Most of the crimes happen there
>The most dangerous part of italy has the same murder rate than france
To think French people kinda look down on Italy

Isn't that where the albanian diaspora lived for 100's of years? Italy is a strange place, unfortunately for me my father is italian but came from the far north and I get looped in with wops here.

it's something that has been going of for hundred of years

No, è l'olio ligure.

They just have money and a strong army, these are the only good things, they are so selfish and individualistic that they prefer leaving ill people dying on a street than fall for the communist treat! They love their communities so much every once in a while a faggot takes a rifle and kill his beloved cocitizens. They are the developed country with the most number of prisoners per capita, so united that during the last elections half of the country hates the other half, most people are overweigh or obese etc. A wonderful place indeed.

Well you have tons of niggers and muslims tho.

My grandpa is from there

>what happens here?

Olive oil and people enjoying sunshine

North italy: Stuck up, think they're better than everyone, literally OBSESSED with the south

Southern Italy: Nice people, nice food, relaxed atmosphere, don't give a shit about the north

what is wrong with n*rtherners?

delete this

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southern italy sounds way better than northern italy. Quality of life over making money any day. Less working, more drinking, eating, hanging out with family and friends, not working, sex, music etc. I've always thought the spanish, the s. italians and the greeks have it right. Fuck work.

>don't give a shit about the north

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the butthurt of the eternal polentone knows no bounds

we have never been united and terronia is economically kaput
the term "terrone" got crafted centuries ago and was spread internationally in Europe as well (especially in the Mediterranean area)

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WEEEE the north-a stol our-a monney!

life is not all about making money

Existe el nacionalismo andaluz, pero no el nacionalismo sur italiano. El sur siempre tendrá algo con que amenazaros, si os ponéis farrucos allí arriba.

but muh mercedes benz!

Until i didn't have to work i hated them because they settled in my town in the 70s, and their offspring is generally dishonest scum who still speaks their ugly dialects since elementary school. Now i hate them because my quality of life would be sensibly better without them for a number of reasons,encapsulated in the results of our last elections, in which they voted for "free money" instead of "less taxes and more jobs". That's how i see them as a whole, when you consider the individuals there's plenty of good people.

This was an literal Emirate until like the 1700s

Wasn't it because when Italy unified the Southern economy was moved to the north?

Sorry to burst your bubble but this is basically a rural vs urban map

>MY L*GHISTA ASS IN ON FIRE
KEEP THE BUTTHURT COMING MAN

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>life is not all about making money
Lol, tell them, they are the ones who refuse paying taxes, they pretend the north stole/steals their money, thousands of them leave the south for earning more in the north, they love money.

That'a a meme they have never had an economy.

the second user you're quoting is paraphrasing something the Southerners constantly yell against the Northerners, obviously whilst begging for subsidies.
Life is not all about making money? Sure. It's also about trying to get something done, being a law-abiding citizen, avoid stealing, drug dealing and mafia in general. Too bad all this stuff is the hallmark of a Southern "man of honour".
Terronia is a literal cancer.

mmmh no. Not at all. It's true that most Southerners are immigrating internally towards Northern regions (again, who's loving easier monies?) and it's true that this trend could lead to a depopulation of some Southern areas, but don't mix cause and effect.

Southern spain > Northern spain

Southern italy > northern italy

>1700s
847-871, get out of here.
You need to chill out Ciro

Meme

Weak bait.

>Sorry to burst your bubble but this is basically a rural vs urban map
"No".

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>y-you're the who's mad
LMAO

Reddit the post

American tier answer.

you mean reply. I didn't answer any question.