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*walks towards you*

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Why would you want to do that? What do you think will happen? It won't be very comfortable for you. In fact, quite the opposite

Mad to think there are still wildcats in scotland

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you arrive on the National express to London

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just seen a photo of a load of lads in a british prison in their rooms playing Fortnite and watching anime on fat tellys

what the fuck is wrong with this country

Hate feeling like you're not good enough lads

*walks backward at the same exact pace*

companion pets are so reddit

YAH TAKE IT AWAY ERNIE IT'S GONNA BE A BOMPY RIDE HAHAHA

he's from belfast

i'm a dave and proud

sounds like Dave

those last three things are awful. don't lump dave/skitzo in with them

you don't know that

called feeling normal

Female hyenas have dicks.

Spoiler that hog

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Off home while everyone is off out :(

sounds comfy desu

*enters the thread*
>Dave
*leaves the thread*

love tummy

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favourite Dave album lads?

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want to smooch the 6;8s tummy

Did anyone else watch the Rope on telly
it was alri

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Spoiler your mum

WILD CATS
GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME

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Sometimes I feel like Im the only one who hasn't ever listened to David Bowie

I don't plan on it either. That's gay shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=6ZH8jdFU3jM

the dave skitzo gimmique is big brain because it keeps the quality of threads at a certain level and nobody wants to be dave or skitzo

reinforce this post

big brain

youtube.com/watch?v=5Rswx2Z7SDw
classic

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Ai dun doun a wit ya wee feckin spackerel ya piecey fackin mutt yew, bin piecin abit half me pai wit teh rest of ya fuckin limbs, ye fuckin tree slice ye fuck

it's actually opposite where every post however good or bad becomes a potential "dave" or "skitzo" tag and thus the actual content is not addressed

whatever trevor

twat

as soon as its dark i'm getting pissed

Lets all keep it down for a bit lads, yeah?
*rolls over to the side and pulls blanket over*
Gonna try and get some kip.

WOTCHIT WOOWIE

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I went on holiday to Norfolk & Suffolk last year, and didn't see a non-white face for about three weeks.

Honestly don't know how Londoners and Brummies cope, Sheffield's only 10% minorities and yet it feels full of them.

everyone wants to be one or the other because its guaranteed (you)s

the purpose of responding with dave is for posts that are long winded and include lots of mental gymnastics, getting upset at points made, and calling you a spastic.

>watching anime on fat tellys

this is actually common in prisons. we did a visit of our local jail one time back in school and the guard explained how the TV in the common area only ever showed pokemon and other cartoons cause the prisoners didn't want to watch anything topical and just wanted to watch mindnumbing shite like that for the few hours a day they got to watch the TV

gonna ask her if she wants to do something on Easter Monday and if she says no then I'm never talking to her again

can I come?

Off for the weekend and I won't be doing anything again haha

birmingham is as good as segregated

it really isn't I dunno how new you are lol, everythingh and anything gets dave posted, ironically sometimes you have dave post rebuttals that are more dave than the dave they are trying to call out. Dave and Skitzo gimmick is cancerous but so are most of them and that's where we are.

SIEG HEIL TO THE PRESIDENT GASMAN
BOMBS AWAY IS YOUR
PU!
NISH!
MENT!

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absolutely not

OH!

>No earthquakes
>No dangerous animals, insects
>No hurricanes/tornado
>Non existent gun crime
>No major flooding or bush fires

I love living here.

the UK is genuinely multicultural now

you can go anywhere, even the most obscure midsized town and see black/chinese/indians

anyone else here home alone every friday night or just me?

all the prisoners in the video were black and they love anime so

TWO chinks??

Just a reminder that 58% of all wildlife has died since 1980. Most of nature is currently undergoing the largest extinction event in history, 50x quicker than natural extinction. Most amphibians like frogs are set to be totally extinct in 10 years.

i'm actually home alone every friday night

Nostradamus 2018 predictions: World War 3 and disaster BUT survivors could live to 200

are they still pushing this?
nobody's actually racist in this country

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That's not what multicultural means. It's multiracial but it certainly isn't multicultural. British culture is entirely segregated from paki and nigger and chink cultures.

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You are obviously v new to this. This has been going on for at least 4 months now and started when an user claimed mac was better than windows. everyone started baiting him for responses and it went on for weeks, then other trivial discussions like the use of cars in the 21st century, teacher's responsibilities, whether or not adults wear croptops, and now AMD processors are really winding him up.

Sometimes the swede or the yank will respond with dave to one line responses, but actual dave posting is calling out long posts in response to stupid shit.

i wanna go out dancing

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Cold pizza as I was home for lunch. So just ate the dominos I had left in the fridge.

Back in the office now. Trying to resist going to pret.

The big war will start in France and all Europe will be attacked, it will be long and terrifying for everyone and then finally there will be peace but only a few will enjoy it.

“A war will start between the two great world powers and it will last for a period of 27 years

I am. I hate non-whites.

>A perfidious, depressing society and culture that makes you constantly want to kill yourself
>Literally the worst weather on Earth
>Expensive as fuck
Things are never black and white my lad

no you're not

why??

found some ritalin

brown hands

>tfw my flatmates gf is coming over tonight to make us tea
>Texts me asking if I like chili
>Hate chili
>Tell her I love it

She was obviously already planning on making it, i couldn't say no

100th Window is Massive Attack’s best album

mfw mummy caught me fapping to animu cartoons again

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stole some ritalin

Yes I am. I hate niggers.

Please keep all cryptic prophesies of doom on

cats are for numales and feminist women in their 40's

They're going to keep pushing it until you're literally a minority.

>when you enter a new thread to find a reply to a post you made in the old thread
VERY presumptuous of you to assume i'd move on with you. i mean i did, but what if i didn't?

Haha little word of advice lads never become a normie you just end up feeling 200 x worse when life fucking kicks you whilst you're down

hate alan, but he's actually right. Those advantages are minor compared to the drawbacks

prefer to drown my sorrows alone