/brit/

nary a word

China is british culture, they've invested billions in to our economy

Does it help you to blog here? Is it like therapeutic?

Anytime now

I'll knock you out buddy.

ulster rape trial sounds like a cock up from start to finish

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imagine a smelly, paki, tranny telling you about ogling half naked men on WWE

not sure I'd be able to contain myself tbf

economy is the antithesis of culture

imagine thinking mgsv came up with the concept of outer heaven
scromiting

why does alan lack any self awareness lads

Spent the day wanking, shitposting and playing fortnite. Feel like I've wasted my day off and toilberg has once again had the final laugh.

Based Satre

I believe the holocaust happened and all that and I've been to some of those memorial centres in France and Germany and they always have these big walls full of shoes and suitcases and hair and that

I get the shoes and luggage but why the fuck would they keep hair?

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what's outer heaven?

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filthy a*glo imperialists doomed this world with all the bloodshed it has caused

Sad state that you all would rather browse this mong's new than my Hyena themed edition

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keep china british

someone hat this fool please

Venom Snake is the real Big Boss, that's the twist

/brit/ has rules. not that an outsider like you would understand.

Alan tell us about where you live, like how much it costs and how you get to work etc

>someone hat this fool please

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everyone already knows lol

France is the antithesis of a manly nation

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I'm sometimes seen as "one of the girls"

Yeah, if I couldn't post here then this stuff would just rattle around my skull all day without the thoughts evolving

I need to be acknowledged to remind me I'm not alone

>France actually making a good post

ah yes

thai culture

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Not being a teenage shut-in with inferiority/superiority complexes lacking self awareness
Sweetie pie

who the fuck cares about the edition you autistic freak

theyre both the same

Hawaii has the best flag

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*opens mouth like a soyboy*

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Need the plums red raw

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>Venom Snake

I wonder what gave it away?

you are alone though.
your family hates you.
you have no friends.
everyone here hates you.

you just linger like a fart. no one wants you here. /brit/ literally got you arrested you dense cunt. take the hint and fuck off

We're always here for you Moni, whenever you need a chat me and everyone in /brit/ will welcome you with open arms, always remember that xx

absolutely kino post

*socks you in the face*
*looks around nodding at the shocked crowd*

Anyone else?!

big boss's vision for the future
these are all outer heavens:
- mother base, peace walker
- mother base mk 2, mgsv
- outer heaven, mg1
- zanzibar land, mg2
- shadow moses island, mgs
- big shell, mgs2
- outer heaven, mgs4

Excuse me mate, e-excuse me, y-yeah you. Erm right can I have the 3-piece chicken meal and a portion of wedges please. Cheers bossman.

>Yeah, if I couldn't post here then this stuff would just rattle around my skull all day without the thoughts evolving

>I need to be acknowledged to remind me I'm not alone

Honestly don't think it's the best place to post if that's what your seeking. You can find some very supportive communities in Reddit where people actually read your posts and care.

Big fan of the word Antithesis

we cant all be intellectual international playboys alan

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MGS4 was Outer Haven

sounds like advice you should follow too, baldy.

cake's almost done cooking x

prefer iowa

Listening to erasure

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they're both the real big boss
venom set up outer heaven (and died there) in mg1
naked set up zanzibar land in mg2

>ywn be this cool
youtube.com/watch?v=bIMVrX9CaVw

youtube.com/watch?v=vKFJ_AI3PWA
which one of you was this?

girl in the middle has chinkier eyes than the rest

youtube.com/watch?v=iFUDNpEoQak

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shadow moses and the big shell weren't outer heavens

puttering at this

looks like daisey ridley had a daughter with a mongoloid

Done fuck all today

So bored
So lonely

Solidus had the best plan

>tfw you will never launch an EMP strike over New York

new woes
youtube.com/watch?v=BCdjoOQkQVc

Matched with a lass on tinder named fanny haha shame shes a bit fat

tgfbro is kino

clean your room

want to improve my strength 2bh, sick of being a weak poof. i tried some push ups but i think i did them wrong

IMAGINE listening to 1 hour of some scottish guy chatting shit

can't fathom the kind of people who enjoy this

yeah typo

liquid refers to shadow moses as outer heaven and big shell looks like this

Haha very astute. Ve-ry as-tute. Aaanyway the Jamie vardy lookalike position! So we'd need you to stand at the entrance of mega bang na with the full Leicester kit on and greet customers with "chat shit get banged" with your best English accent. Take some photos with the kids when asked. 300 baht per hour. 7 am to 7pm. You official position will be "customer service champion" so that will be a nice line to add on your CV. Deal?

Supposed to be working on my app all day but instead I've just been scrolling through the internet doing ntohing at all really.

this guy is hilarious

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Why does he just sit in his dressing gown like a lower class bennie grabbing slug

Alicante, spain lads

Will send you all a postcard when I go

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why the fuck would I watch a fat smelly smoking scotsman talk about low hanging fruit on the internet

a better use of my time would be picking my arse in the corner

IGNORED

Thanks, the truth shines like a sword of light smiting the paki hordes

"Economy is the antithesis of culture"

Debate the pros and cons of this statement

clean your room

deadlift, squat and bench

eat big

feels good bruh

open the windows first time in 5 months. what am i like, Florence Nightingale or something aaaammmmiirrrite? hahaahhaaAAHAhaAHAAHAhaAHAHaahhahahhaahhahaAAHAHahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa aaaaa aaa aa

Yeah mate, so that's 3 chicken parmas, a rack of lamb and a coke with each. Much does that come to?

you getting a place in a nice old house or one of those shit soulless condos?

Ah yes, Arsenal Gear

no

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Deh!

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It is clean.

arsenal gear is a metaphor for a nuclear weapon in a war of information

Latest chapter of Berserk was interesting.