There are Brits here who STILL have yet to choose the knife-free lifestyle. Explain yourselves immediately

There are Brits here who STILL have yet to choose the knife-free lifestyle. Explain yourselves immediately.

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>Carrying a knife nearly cost Ben his life

...how?

He fell on it when he slipped.

Who the fuck carries an unfolded knife on his pocket?
This kid is the reason people tell us not to run with scissors.

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Damn...

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>be Brit
>get addicted to knives

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>Oi, ye're coomin round a the ol' weekly sloicin' an doicin' afore we's 'eads over to nab a cheeky nando's, roight m8?

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COR BLIMEY

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how do they eat their meals?

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The Britbong obtains 100% of their dailiy calories from mushy peas and boiled beef.

Seeing his name "ben" by his head made me fucking lol

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This has to be a joke
How the fuck is anybody ok with this

Jesus man it was a joke

Are the Mutts getting worked up because we value human life here?

>living knife free

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You have a curious way of expressing that value, Nige.

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London is one of the safest cities of its size in the entire world. Not to mention you're the one who seems to have some inexplicable issue with the government cracking down on violent crime

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What the fuck Britain? Explain that shit

Being able to defend yourself in a compromising situation is ableist, masculinist and doesn't-sit-while-pissingist.

#nailfree
#toothfree
Submit all dangerous implements and you too can exist in a safe society

non brits don't know there is a serious knife crime over here

to be fair i work in a kitchen and the tips of our french knives are blunted, there's legit no purpose for a pointy tip on something so unwieldy. that said, wow britain is gay

>Submit all dangerous implements and you too can exist in a safe society
And what about people punching people?

#lendyourhandstoasaferBritain

He's right though.