/cum/

cute canadian chicks

boring

latina gf

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i have really strong feelings for mexico

dios, callate ya maldita sea

w-what kind of feelings?

youtu.be/l0b5YVEUo_4

thread theme

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she's a slut, don't hang out with her

this kind

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nice and moist
youtube.com/watch?v=JZVWkjFGCBI

your just jealous im slutty to everyone but you

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masturbated today
gave in to my urges
but i edged nice and long and did a biiiig cummy

Would you have sex with a /cum/ite?

no because there are no girls here

there are, just male

i would cute girl (male)

On my way to McDonalds. Whatcha y'all want?

2 McChickens and a large fry

i'm good, enjoying the nachos i just made

some nuggitz yaaaaassss
box of 20 please yaaaaasss

/brit/ is far superior to /cum/

Buttermilk chicken tender meal with medium fries and a large iced tea ez ice half and half please and thanks.

20 nuggets, two big macs no pickles, a quarter pounder no ketchup, a mc chicken no mayo, a large fries, and a large diet coke please

>oy gon' hav me a wank
>ran out of milk for me tea lads
>some pooftah didn't queue propa today
no

yeah nah mate

>he posts here of his own volition
ahah XD

oof

why is there always more than one /brit/ thread

20 nuggets with szechuan sauce pls.

I’ve been chained to a shitty laptop for weeks in the Danes basement. Every (you) I get goes towards how much food I get. So I’ve been forced to shitpost and bait mostly. Help

Wish I were you

but youre in canada how can you be in dane's basement

it takes them like 15 minutes to burn through a thread. sad really

>Burger King nuggets are cheap but mediocre
>McDonalds nuggets are good but expensive for what they are

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at last you know the """danes""" secret
(you)

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morning buds
too lazy to go to the gym before work tbqh

bitch niggas

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wew i was wondering if that was the case
sounds like the opposite of comfy

>mcdonalds is expensive

fucking poorfags

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richfags can fuck right off my thread

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>Paying more than 5 bucks for garbage food

>making below $20 an hour

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*goes down the basement*
SHUT UP
*starts beating her up*

Wish I were in you

>making below 100k/yr

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>Americans get tired of lying politicians
>Vote for a lying politician

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fuck off perki

yeah, its just incoherent babbling. thats why cum is superior

Truth hurts! Sad!

whiter than you mohammad
go back in your sauna you freak

>USA has more blacks than people in the Nordics combined
Cannot make this shit up

I didn’t eat any eggs in america, 70 cents for a dozen? seems fishy to me

>Finland has more gays than people in the USA combined

>finns
>white
lmao shut up ar*Anoid

low quality ones are typically about three dollars. higher quality are typically about six

>implying being gay is bad
Being more white than the USA is no achievement, user.

>implying being gay is bad

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top bantz

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anyone have plans for this evening?

samefag

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Crossdressing

Everyone's a little gay desu

USA makes the most gay porn. Everything from masculine hunks to emo twinks can be traced back to the USA.
>Calls someone a fag with that picture

working

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finland is gayer than the us retard

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How is it possible that every guy I know except one have been single most of their lives, but most of the girls I know have been constantly in a relationship since they first started dating?

Are there guys that just have 10 gfs? How is it mathematically possible? Is it just that all my male friends are losers and all the women I know aren’t? What is the cause of this glaring discrepancy?

Watching my moms animals, visiting my grandpa. I may go out to bars or something Saturday night, if I can convince a few friends to join me.

Still one of my favorites.

Can't handle bants don't post on malaysian basket weaving forum

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USA produces gay porn and a shock colored faggots. Finland doesn't.

You must be hanging out with losers

worst shoop ive seen in a while
the only things that come out of finland is depression and homosex

every dude that i've known who had a lot of girls came off heavily as a closeted homosexual. doesn't really answer your question but i felt that i would contribute

sauce?

Whatever.
You are just a shit slinging retard.
Congrats for getting me baited.

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But it applies to people I don’t personally hang out with. And the girls in the same exact group of friends always have guys. How are all the guys losers, if the girls they hang out with aren’t?

No no, we're too depressed for homo stuff. Pride parades are American invention.

get fucked
hook line and sinker
shut up stupid f*nno*d

turns out the 56% memes are true.

You sound like you're having a gay crush on me

I may have figured it out. Are there more lesbian couples then gay couples? If there are, each lesbian couple takes 2 women out of the heterosexual dating pool, if there are a LOT more lesbians, that could start to explain the difference.

Do you feel like you are in control?

why on earth would you think that?

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Because you sound just like an average twink in denial.

myreadingmanga.info/cousinanon-angstory-eng/

what makes you think im a twink?
im 100% straight

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went and got coffee and a donut to hold me over for forty minutes until dindins