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édition de la créature britannique

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Men are told that it’s okay to show emotions, but when we do, women hate us for it. Anytime you show a woman weakness, her vagina immediately dries up, even if she was previously interested. They literally don’t care about your emotions, they want you to provide everything to them and they offer nothing in return. Historically, they would offer sex and relationships in return, but now they refuse to do that.

Being right all the time is hard work but God's work. Happy Good Friday.

this isnt /birt/

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>GOOD friday
>it was just mediocre

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boogie lost 175 lbs

what's your excuse

i n33e q bf so badlyyyyyyy

what has 4 legs and ticks?

a clock

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can't stop listening to this Tbh

ur mum

Yeah with a massive surgical procedure

Catholics and their nonce priests

this but unironically

If I lost 175lbs I'd weigh 60lbs

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choon

wrong

i do NOT like anime

TOIL IN THE MORNING

AT 5am TO BE SPECIFIC

LADS

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>Men are told that it’s okay to show emotions, but when we do, women hate us for it. Anytime you show a woman weakness, her vagina immediately dries up, even if she was previously interested.

this sounds like a Jow Forums or redpill croc of shit - but in my limited experience, it's true

>they want you to provide everything to them and they offer nothing in return. Historically, they would offer sex and relationships in return, but now they refuse to do that.

This isn't true any longer - unless you're dating brainlet BTEC/ITV2 watcher type girls

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tune

LOL

he just shrunk his stomach

didn't realise his wife weighed 175lbs

when and how the fuck did I become a regular pewdiepie viewer?

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damn...

she's so ugly but I want to fuck her the same, lads.

>getting a gastric band is considered 'minor surgery' in America

around the nazi vid i reckon

ohhhhh shit

You fell for his latest marketing strategy aimed at altright incels.

got called a skinny runt today

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im incel til i die

im incel til i die

i am incel til i die

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a tick

oh battycoin is falling again?
*heads to Jow Forums*

The women in my office don't read, and they like Mrs Browns Boys

me neither

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Maisie is a racist.

Only rorkes post her.

I really don't respect Maisieposters.

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It's the most common surgery for children under 18.

unironically this
hated the cunt since day one, but his new content is actually not bad at all
wish he'd stop directing his gimpy fanbase to Jow Forums though

haven't had a shower in over 5 months

haven't even showered in 2018 yet lads haha

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why?

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that you in the pic?

stinky weirdo

BRITISH NEETS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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i watched one of his videos and he just read greentext stories for 10 minutes presented without comment

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o say can you see

facebook is like chairs

>TIGHT AND SINGLE slavic teens LOVE experienced American men
>experienced

they really aren't good at this advertising thing are they..

I subscribed and unsubscribed to Fred back in the 2006 campaign aimed against him. That's my legacy.

instead of a gastric band they should be given a lethal dose of morphine

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>honestly just fuck off mate

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hey nigger hows it going???

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>who invited you?

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this you?

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same, haven't washed since I was redpilled about the (((chemicals))) in the water.

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'lute slugger

how is that even possible? i've met schizos and severely depressed people who haven't showered in weeks and you can smell them from a mile away, and even they know they have to wash themselves every now and then
i can't even imagine what you smell like, or what mental illness you have
you're a fucked up kid

Praying Torontonian

the algorithm thinks you're 35+

Who will play them in the inevitable biopic?

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hmm?

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is it a walking clock?

I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVED

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l’*ngleterre c'est du caca

les r*sbifs

lads will immigration block me if I have no accommodation lined up
only staying 2 days innit

is it a dolphin in a bathtub?

Mussolini unironically did nothing wrong

8 out of 10 cats does countdown get into channel 4 now lads

Easter?

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I dont smell like anything because I barely leave my room you fucking neurotypical retard

I barely exercise so I don't sweat and have a normal bodyweight, the only thing I smell is when I pull down my boxers and smell my dried cum on my willy

Imagine not being able to experience ASMR tingles

i am an entrenched incel

Which country?

fuck off and advertise your shit tv shows elsewhere

Latte ASMR is the only intentional ASMR that I get tingles from.

yes im sure this totally happened haha

favourite coen brothers film?

mine is blood simple

honestly wish you neruotypical fucks would leave

literally fuck off you're not wanted here

OHNONONONO

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does your head not itch
my head always starts itching atrociously if i don't shower for a while

the ol' clingy gf is acting up again lads

yes i wanted my pineal gland to shrivel up and die

used to be racist, sexist, antisemitic but then I grew up, simple as.

Barton Fink or A Serious Man

ASMR was ruined by creepy asshats who turned it into some kind of weird fetish play

cheated on the gf again

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Raising Arizona.