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superior fascist aesthetics edition

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post bmis lads

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gas leak stopped
fire extinguished

why are british cities so majestic lads?

Roof is the shitiest looking on the right desu,
screams more school shooter than nig shooter
Hitler and mosley could pull off better

Post handwriting

what did i do to deserve this

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Love feet
Simple as

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hmm yes quite

according to BMI I'm obese

it doesn't account for muscle

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High range of healthy.

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xth for hilldawg

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WHO CARES IF I ENT GOH ENY A LEVELS M8 IM A BUIWDA I BUIWD FINGS YOU CUNT FACK OFF BACK TO YER 'YOOWNEVERSITY' WIV YA POXY SOFT M8S N GEH YOUR BLOODY POOFTA DEGREE I DON'T CARE I REALLY DON'T JUST FUCK OFF I ERN MOER THAN U EVA WIW (£30k p/a) UR JUST JELUS
*charges down 7th glass of carling*
*angrily unfurls the Sunday Sport*

Bmi’s at 17.4 lads should I end it now?

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>154lbs at 6 foot
BMI is retarded and you're a skeleton
see this:

even though her stance is quite defensive i still reckon i could knock her out in the first round of a fight in any martial arts you name

Dylan Roof is hero in South Africa

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want her to trample me

nice forearms

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20.4

stop posting this cunt

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daddy

gimp

No just eat more you gimp.

im handsome, have a good body and am very charming, but am a 28 year old virgin never had a gf

i am living proof incels are victims

fat cunt

what the fuck haha

luca traini did it better, roof went after a bunch of harmless old women at church, trani went after drug dealers

Mum told me I look filthy and I need a shave

I hates the Yankee nation
And everything they do
I hates the declaration
Of independence too
I hates the glorious union
'Tis dripping with our blood
I hates the striped banner
And fought it all I could

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So is Fantano gonna start reviewing food now?

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twinks

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getting fucked on stella and listening to redgum lads

*Ferrari 812 pulls into the construction site parking*

must be the new apprentice

news.sky.com/story/arnold-schwarzenegger-undergoes-emergency-open-heart-surgery-11310002

the trump curse strikes again

No he isn’t most real South Africans (blacks) hate him.

post pics

Thoughts?

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much easier to be fashionable when you're a world leader desu
just look at this handsome stud

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good

based cruz missile

need a steeper slope innit

even an absolute whore can be right once in a while

Hiya ladssssss


Lets do vocaroos :3

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fuck off nigger

You looking for a brit bf?

>Watching a film
>Parents are on their Ipads
>Sister on her phone
>Both say they're 'watching it'
>Only me and my brother are actually watching
>Mum gets up to leave the room and comes back 20 minutes later

Literally unfathomable

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Based tories

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anglos are the real south africans

kill yourself you vile little queer

mosley wasnt a leader though

And on this?

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reply to someone with a vocaroo of font

Stop being racist, cunt.

why does all media/tv assume
everyone has an active sex life, when
80% of the 18-30 year old population are single?

why are saffers so racist?

>it starts going up because the children of poles/romanians born in the uk are technically "white british"

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please vocaroo

"turns out ... little chimp"

His peoples farms are being removed hahahahahaha.

YES IT'S THE GAY NORTHERNER

lol 80% keep coping lad and most of those wihtout are on tinder every nigh t getting dates anyway

>where will we go today sir, perhaps the Italian coast? Monaco?
>nah sorry mate I've got to be back on the site Monday, finishing up my apprenticeship

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you should describe what it would feel like sliding into moni's virgin boypussy

And this?

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BIRTHDAY IN 1 (ONE) HOUR

ARGHUGGHAAAAAA

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SHOOT THE BOER

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should have been

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mum's not a whore shut up

>take two big exams today
>ace both of them

>lost 5 pts on a homework assignment
>get mad about it
>ruins my day

the state of me lads
the utter state of me

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vocaroo this:

>Remember that no one really loves you. Your parents were only meeting the needs of their own narcissism when they conceived you. They were forced by their culture and context to raise you. The medical providers don't care about you, they are only doing their job. You are only a collection of decaying flesh to them. Your mental health providers will tell you whatever you need to hear to be a functioning cog in the great thresher of our industrial society; if that doesn't work they will medicate you. Your don't really love yourself either. That voice in your head has been there all the time, magnifying your shortcomings and setting you back. You loathe your very own existence, and you are right, what are you doing to help others? You cannot even save yourself. End it all. Nobody really cares.

>everyone has an active sex life, when
>80% of the 18-30 year old population are single?

you're allowed to have sex without being in a relationship you virgin

can you fuck off, please

Of all the western big cities, is London one of the shittier ones to live in?
I rarely hear people complain about New York the same way I hear people complain about London tbqh

whos that in the background

shan't be thinking of women as equal to men and there's nary a thing that would convince me otherwise

any cute anime girls man in?

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most of them are having sex infrequently, not regularly

hmm
what shall I do for my birthday this year

might just book a hotel room and tell my parents that I'm going out with friends, then also tell my friends that I'm doing something with family

hmm yes delightfully devilish moi

getting tired of your blogposts
might pay you a visit with my good friend spiked metal bat

london isn't white

its a paki city

ever had a wank in 2 different countries on the same day?

we not racist, we only hate blacks. we pretty chill with everyone else 2bqh.

i've posted twice in 3 hours

The Boer concentration camps were the best thin that us anglos ever did and baser Malema is going to complete our job for us what a lad

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>Boer concentration camps
*refugee camps

Two times too many

Vocaroo this
>"Lewis your nuts are jungle fresh and I want to rub your nipples"

we interrupt t-t-t-this programme

fucking based

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