/brit/

yesterday by me

*checks watch*
errr, bout 2 hours ago?

benis

>yeah the average STEM student earns £30k, a high salary

*lives in a sharehouse*
*eats rice and kidney beans every meal*
*has to refrain from using the heating too much*

ahhhhh yes, what a life

Complete happiness cannot possibly exist; for that the body is full of many sensations, and that the mind sympathizes with the body, and is troubled when that is troubled, and also that fortune prevents many things which we cherished in anticipation; so that for all these reasons, perfect happiness eludes our grasp. Moreover, that both life and death are desirable. They also say that there is nothing naturally pleasant or unpleasant, but that owing to want, or rarity, or satiety, some people are pleased and some vexed; and that wealth and poverty have no influence at all on pleasure, for that rich people are not affected by pleasure in a different manner from poor people. In the same way they say that slavery and freedom are things indifferent, if measured by the standard of pleasure, and nobility and baseness of birth, and glory and infamy. They add that, for the foolish person it is expedient to live, but to the wise person it is a matter of indifference; and that the wise person will do everything for his own sake; for that he will not consider any one else of equal importance with himself; and he will see that if he were to obtain ever such great advantages from any one else, they would not be equal to what he could himself bestow.

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suez crisis

a dead one

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jeremy corbyn is a nazi (and here's why that's a good thing)

Racist shit Megan markle is classy.

NEED a hot nazi boyfriend

#redpilled

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love a good 'ight

*raises paw*

BREAST
PLATE
STRETCHER

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vocaroo.com/i/s1D6Qjacufxj

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guinness

the weird thing about having a gf is that i have to stop trying to date other people

flirting is like a reflex for me, its hard to resist

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>Yes, that's a good little British boy. Now get down on your hands and knees and clean my toes with that cute little mouth of yours. Show how much you love your future Queen.

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why did he have to go

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fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

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No matter how high you climb the coorporate ladder, there's always someone higher who will shit on you at every given opportunity

Even when you get the CEO, the shareholders proceed to shit on you

how do you flirt?

I've wanked to black girls twice today, lads

smithwicks

wave your willy around

Yeah that’s Peng also like Murphys.

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rents got people coming over tomorrow so I have to get dressed fml

Why are Americans so obsessed with the royals?
Weird, creepy people

so buy shares

destroy this sick system already

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haha this little fellas adorable whats his name

power exists and will always exist

step 1 : be attractive and/or rich

anyone else going down with the ship?

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Apparently SSRIs and MDMA isn't a good combo
Fuck

>second toe longer than big toe
what in the ever living fuck lads

My district is literally in the top 10 most deprived areas in all of Northern Ireland. More deprived than the Shankill.

The 37k lad explicitly brags about his money comparatively to that of students. He's making peanuts compared to STEM students.

Absolutely peng would do all that for her.

The wise person would not be so much absorbed in the pursuit of what is good, as in the attempt to avoid what is bad, considering the chief good to be living free from all trouble and pain: and that this end was attained best by those who looked upon the efficient causes of pleasure as indifferent.

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me on the far right

hate going out with friends because I'll have to drive home after getting fucked
what most often my solution is to just abstain from the bottle or the trip entirely

my toes are like that. was lorde wrong? am i destined to become a royal?

notice anything?

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lad...

>anybody that isnt working min wage is pushing 37k
>75th percentile

just how shit is you economy if thats true?

she is greek

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Alri lads everybody in? Good

Now I'm sure you all know why I called you all in this thread, The country is heading straight to the toilet and we have to do something. I believe we have some of the greatest minds this side of Jow Forums, So if we can bash our heads together I know we can fix this country.

So what do you all propose?

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legalise weed

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me on the front row left side

What?

epic plan bro xD!

Stark killing the Irish again Cromwell style.

:'(

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legalise poo

Fucking screeching at this jumped up builder who thinks 37k is a lot of money. Know your place you vile little cretin.

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Why do women expect men to take them seriously? Like lmao you literally receive penis inside a hole of yours like a cuck soy. You seriously expect women to me treated equally when that's what you do?

DEMOLISH all old, structurally unsound victorian-era buildings

BUILD thousands of new high rise, low cost, modern apartment buildings in, around the city and on the green belt

WATCH as boomers commit suicide as housing prices tumble and life becomes affordable again

LIVE in an era of prosperity for the UK as the economy is sent booming by newly found disposable income

pretty well known bad combo
you didn't take them together already did you?

fool

my mom is big into the monarchy. watches shows like the crown, reads historical fiction of it, talks about prince harry and w/e that roasties name is

death to all landlords

Northern Ireland, and Belfast especially, is diving headfirst into the IT industry. It's the only thing keeping us afloat at the minute. Tons of big American firms opening offices here in Belfast because of the sheer amount of STEM graduates NI pumps out. It's not at all unusual to conduct a phone interview with a yank prior to an in-office interview for any entry-level STEM job in NI. The average STEM student earns £30k after their first year (in the same position they started in) in a job.

Also, NI's economy is abymsal. That's hardly news.

why do you want to kill me? :(

what about lesbos?

Nah but I was going to
Might not now, pretty gutted

execute the landlords, bankers, and my bollocks by firing squad

incredibly ugly feet would not fap to

build thousands of 5-6 storey large blocks with internal open access courtyards

slap her across the face and tell her that my ancestors DID NOT DIE so she could be a monarch-loving piece of shit

cannot believe the plenty of obese and truly desperate women today

>do something

good luck with not getting arrested by the police, killed by mossad or mi5 or mi6 or some other secret agency, good luck with changing the establishment after pretending you totally weren't fascist or loved hitler after getting elected PM.

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otto rank

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important thread

You just feel threatened by me because my lads on the site could take your miss you nerdy little office cuck.

The most sexist post on the internet right here

i'm drunk and i just had an argument with my mum about my alcoholism lmao
please talk to me and help me talk my mind off it

I want to spread Emma Watson’s butt cheeks apart and lick her asshole clean.

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i mean it won't kill you by itself, it just means you need to take more md to get the same effect which means more neurotoxicity
if you're fine with having a subdued roll then go for it, just don't overcompensate with too much md

nocoiners on cloud 9

dont see the relevance to my question

and that average is uk wide mate

starting to think youre chatting absolute bollocks otherwise what youre peddling is saying that two thirds of uk workers are on min wage

top tax rate of 90%
kick the private sector parasites out the NHS
no more low skilled immigration, only people with skills we need can come to this country
nationalise the railways, energy and telecoms industry
nationalise british airways
guaranteed employment for everyone in the country
all religion banned
massive investment and protectionism for british industry
increase links with the commonwealth
total ban on drugs
mandatory gun ownership
mandatory abortions in certain cases
extra welfare for married couples and families

you can all thank me later

have a wank

what about your da?

Harry Potter was lit