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lol

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hes here

fuck off

The scran

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the gf goes to a different school

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*laughs at u*

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creatura..

youre not white

the spiders are back

Lads I've never really looked into Hillsborough but I watched this documentary today and its actually proper sad and mental how people were being crushed to death right in front of stewards and police and nobody seemed to react or even give that much of a fuck. I've been in compact crowds at gigs before, but I can't even fathom being in a crowd so packed that your ribs and arms break and you suffocate. Must've been terrifying

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anime

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I’d probably marry a mtf tranny if my parents would allow it

Why would anyone want to live in Britain? Seems like a totalitarian society tbqh

>im white btw

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Told the oneitis off for being a bore lately and she said it because of work but I'm not convinced.

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Reminder that this is Dave, It is important you remember

-Angry and abrasive at all times. Seems to look for arguments and is obsessed with leftypol. genuinely believes they organise invasions 3 days a week.

-Hates London with a passion. Previously fixated on a "dumb london paki" character he created in his head. believes multiple people are the same person. Also regularly lashes out at australians, the irish, canadians, yanks, anyone who isn't a northerner

-If a thread isn't entertaining him, will constantly complain about how boring and reddit it is.

-Will eventually resort to calling you a paki in literally any argument as he gets increasingly agitated. Favourite insults are variations of "paki bastard"

-Will never stop replying to you until he gets the last word. Will argue for hours over multiple threads and holds grudges for days.

-When losing an argument, will usually resort to posting reaction images while greentexting. Favourites include Bradley Walsh, Orson Welles and David Mitchell. Also samefags his own posts regularly

Some of his favourite reaction images. Will likely change filenames after being exposed. Note his distinctly obnoxious posting style, constant state of anger and disturbing fixation on pakis

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Brits have more freedoms than the average yank
dont know about canada

lole

this but unironically

(me on the right)

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She's trying to save your feelings mate just take the hint and stop embarrassing yourself

If you have decent game go off on her, start an argument then ignore her

S C R E A M I N G

YOU JUST HAVEN'T EARNED IT YET BABY

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>-Hates London with a passion. Previously fixated on a "dumb london paki" character he created in his head. believes multiple people are the same person. Also regularly lashes out at australians, the irish, canadians, yanks, anyone who isn't a northerner
That's every non-London Brit on /brit/ tbf.

SEETHING

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jesus cristo..

powerful

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yeah alright point me to ONE statistic shan't be googling this as I know I'm right

whos the cute asain boi

foy

LOL

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ah, yes, white "women"

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me and the lads

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what freedoms do you have that we don't apart from the freedom to be jailed for a mean tweet?

hey guys

pushed daveposting from a fringe gimmick into the dominant force it is today

Fuck you lot then I'm off to bed

What did dave to to anger london paki?

free healthcare and we have actual workers rights

You can't even drink until you're 21 lmfao. Legit Saudi Arabia tier.

my girlfriend

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gambling, kinder eggs, drinking

healthcare isn't a freedom its a service lmao

rare picture of unitoil campus, math department.

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Night Brucey, see you tomorrow mate x

*gets arrested for jaywalking*

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not being arrested and held indefinitely without trial :)

me with the rock

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is that the golden dawn symbol?

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are you a dave or a london paki or a skitzo?

yes

Fuck off Dave

>High school student from Maine, Orono Noguchi, first discovered The Eversons via her YouTube recommendations, thereafter becoming a fan of the group. During a 2015 summer trip to Japan, her country of origin, Noguchi found The Eversons to be performing a gig nearby and attended. It was there and then that the group became friends,[9] bonding over their shared interest of internet memes. Their friendship was maintained online, the group often using Skype as a means of communication.

>After discovering Noguchi could sing, the group invited her to add lyrics and vocals to a demo they had been working on for a new project at the beginning of 2017.[10] The project came to be Superorganism's first single "Something For Your M.I.N.D.", which was later featured on the soundtrack of FIFA 18.

>Having graduated from John Bapst Memorial High School[11][12] in June, seventeen-year-old Noguchi was accepted into the group, its members being significantly older.

living the dream
wish i had things i was passionate about and could get involved in

have a good rest mate x

the freedom to have acid splashed in your face haha

me taking your gf

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Canada is very free. You can get arrested for writing a mean tweet or teaching a dog the Roman salute for a joke. Hate speech only applies here if you are advocating genocide

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I blame my autism on my German ancestry

Don't forget asset forfeiture
>in yankland cops can legally steal from you

dude we're at college now we HAVE to sneak a couple brewskies on campus
oh i don't know dylan the RA is friends with my mom, he's gonna totes freak if we get caught

la criatura griega del dorado amanecer

Are you really German?

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>not having to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for healthcare isn't a freedom
never post again fucktard

never ending virginity

me getting harassed by the roastoids

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My grandad was

my yank friend at university says that when he was 18 and in school he and his friends used to have parties all the time but without any alcohol at all

he says that all of his friends freaked out when they learned he was coming to the UK and during the holidays they all eagerly beg him to tell them what drinking/clubbing is like

what a joke of a country ah ha ha

Huns out

couldnt find a scarface wojak so I made this
thoughts

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women have always lusted for the BGC (big greek cock)

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not bad

>The Human Freedom Index - 2017
>9 United Kingdom
>17 United States

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brit laws are silly

im handsome

Anybody else here not have any friends

oxford bender oxford bender!
oxford bender oxford bender!
oxford bender oxford bender!
ohhhhhhh oxford bender!
oxford bender! oxford bender!

can I shave my arsehole anymore?
well of course you can
well I couldn't before...

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it isn't a freedom any more than "not having to pay for a house" is a freedom

also nobody pays bills like that here i don't know where this meme comes from

>have parties all the time but without any alcohol at all
what
how?

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the ideal male form

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me

>he and his friends used to have parties all the time but without any alcohol at all
jesus wept lol

Dave is a Jew, which is why London paki hates him so much.

All makes sense now.

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turns out I've got a monster cock lads

how do you guys measure up

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Lads, I'm just think about say what, 2005 era Internet. Just life in general before shit hit the fan. Things really went downhill for me not long after and web culture etc started to go mainstream. IPhone coming out and shit like that. Stuff in my personal life more important than those cultural changes from my perspective but honestly I just want things to be comfy again. I remember specific moments in time when I realised - at the time - that things were good and exciting. I'm hoping for breakthrough and I'm making moves in that direction. Maybe it will happen, maybe not. It's a crazy world, man. Unbelievable, amazing times. We're nothing special, we could very well be in the early stages of the history of man. Crazy stuff.

Also, I really admire little girls from a distance. Has to be said. Wouldn't touch one, mind you.

America has more real freedom than the UK, everyone knows this. People who deny it are lying to themselves