/cum/ - Canada, US, Mexico

sleeping on the job edition

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first for bored

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>tfw paid smoke breaks

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>tfw can smoke on the job while working
>tfw work outdoors so I can piss and shit where and whenever I want
>tfw work with no women, fags, or darkies
feels good

>tfw get a (you) from Latvia

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Job, where, are they hiring, and can I bunk with you c:?

sup my fellow /cum/mettes? I'm the suave new personality you've all been waiting for

do you work in an oilfield?

GREASY IN HERE

post benis

logging, secret, no, no
no

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it allows /cum/ to be reborn

exactly

the other thread is stale and boring. i already feel filled with life with this one.

stop fighting the inevitable

first for high as fuck

yeah booooiiii

I know you want my (You), Juan

>yeah booooiiii

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based Mexicans

Drinking an organic mango and banana frozen drink. The bananas are about half the size of a normal banana and taste much sweeter.

keep it

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is it delicious

Do people in America celebrate Good Friday? I feel like the board is slower today

Laugh at this faggot

Yes
We don't celebrate anything we can't use to make money

just the fish eaters

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Looking for a new smell. Help me out here nerds

sure thing brah
check this out
*BRAP*

Dom't let the other thread win

>Logging
No amount of money would make me want to work such a dull and shitty job

ok

FUCK JANNIES

>:3

ded thread

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food arrived

We aren't godless heathens u fuck8ng disgusting beaner

wtf I hate America now

Just know that if you trespass your life will be in danger.

t. concealed carrying patriot

it might finally be time to start posting in this thread

to late it won

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hate that dumb fucking roastie

hi

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hello

how are you doing friend

I am very comfy bow about you

What if I get a CHI to gaymarry me

about to mass rdm lots of darkRP servers in garrys mod
no one is safe

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADMIN

piss off cunt

>tfw bored
what the fuck am i supposed to do
video games no longer fill the void
do i have to sink low and watch anime?

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what games do you play?

Start investing your time into self improvement

its not that easy
pic relate
i dont play tf2 or csgo anymore though

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Nice digits lad

Hi

binge a tv show

is everyone here a normalfag out on friday night and thats why no one is posting?
im dissapointed desu

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remember when cute girls used to post in cum?

miss you baja

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im here

mostly cuz im hangover as fuck

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I am at work

The best guitar player of all ime was black
youtube.com/watch?v=_PVjcIO4MT4

feel better bb

if there's one thing mcdonald's does well, it's chicken

thanks for you support bb

bait

correct post

>its another accidently posting in the wrong thread episode

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nope

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Have you tried overwatch? The better I get at it the more fun it is. I find it enjoyable because it’s hard to play and not because it offers instant rewards. If you don’t want to play video games anymore learn some type of art, maybe an instrument.

kys

their chicken sucks ass
their breakfast is dope tho

wrong

checked
>playing overjew
>installing (((origin)))
i would definitely play it but 40 dollars is too much
do you have any recommendations?

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I love how only little kids eat at McDonald's in America and all the foreigners think that's the place where everybody goes

are you retarded?

No I'm an adult

Mcdonalds has tendies now and they're my weakness

>do you have any recommendations?
my favorite tv show is The Shield (no, not the Marvel one)
Mad Men and The Sopranos are also good
Breaking Bad and Sons of Anarchy are decent

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im an adult and eat at mcdonalds everyday
god bless

It usually goes on sale for $25 every couple of months. Maybe even less. There is also usually a free weekend along side that so you can try it out before you even buy it.
TV shows I would recommend Star Trek the next generation.

I fall asleep at work pretty much every day for 10-15 minutes around 1 and no one has ever said anything to me about it.

Legal is fine. But don't trespass. And if you're a queer, Catholic God hates you

protestant and orthodox god also hates you

>believing in chr*stianity

vocaroo.com/i/s0YgkBj6FqgB

>Why yes, I do consume alcohol

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Hello I’m using two twigs to communicate from here in the wonderful Sovereign Republic of Oklahoma

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>>believing in chr*stianity

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alright thanks user
ill try to get it on a sale

sounds like you just got blacked

guise..

what is it user?

said once and I'll say it again:
I fucking hate Pinterest

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Good thing I don't care for them, then LOL

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