Bravo Europeans

Yes but making a sandwich is a relatively easy task compared to cooking.

N-no Slovenia, don't die ;_;

>Montenegro

In the past decade we started dealing with our crippling anxiety with compulsive overeating and binging, instead of suicide
pls don't bully

Woke Poccия

the french are the masters of cooking

I feel sorry for them

Extremely American. You're welcome over here anytime

>How do I rock

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>Croatians

Don't think you should be talking

>tfw Albania

>Murdertugal

>how do i get a loan
No fucking way thats real. These are fake right?

I unironacally have killed someone. I invited him over and when he wasnt looking i strangled him with a garrot. I made sure he came at late hours so neighbours wouldnt see him come in. I then cut his body in 6 parts, each limb, torso and head. The torso was the hardest past to get rid of. I used big black garbage bags and took them out in the course of a month so it wouldnt be suspitious. Also filled the bags with cat litter sand so if people open the bag thats all they see, used several bags on each to make sure it didnt rip.
He used to move hashish from Morroco and was being tapped by the police, he was a college student so im sure he would have talked to save his future. True story.

Well don't mind if I report you to the authorities

Please do, as if they actually follow up on Jow Forums posts.

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>search "como" in google
>brings up a bunch of food recipe
nice fake map, retard

I give you 4 minutes before realising your mistake

>based on english-language searches
well the map is bullshit then. its onlly accurate for UK and ireland.

Living in your head rent free

>he says while posting stuff like

Nope, it's legit. Can confirm. pic related

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>Russia

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yes its legit, but it doesnt represent what the actual people of each country search, because most normies search in their native language. thats what i mean by bullshit.

It's in English because that's what Maddie's parents searched.

And it worked. She probably went into a Spanish sandwich.

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>help my parents in their old age
Wtf, so Poland really is the last bastion of western civilization??

>kill without being caught
>pretend I'm normal
>activate my genitals
>make one friend

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>Slovenia

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>How do I learn what human meat taste like

Shit... are things that bad in Spain?

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>Macedonia
>punch
Any Macedonian posters here? I’ll teach you how to punch

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Why does anyone comment this? It's about the same search made in ENGLISH in different european country. If anything, this show americans are in terminal phase of retardness.
It doesn't represent anything except what anglos look for on the internet of those countries.

>Implying we never search in English

>Poland showing everyone what's really important
>again

proof that Spain and Portugal belong together

Icelanders once again showing they're the most Nordic and therefore the most metal

over half the population of several other countries (particularly other Germanic-language countries) also speaks English

Most people don't

would you use google in a foreign language if you ever learnt a foreign language
think about it
even if they know english they are most likely to not use it in their daily life, and not likely to use it for google

Slovenia, Sweden, if you need to talk I'm always here for you.

>how do I breath without choking

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hmm
could these be what tourists are googling?
you're going to want to hide your countrymen

>How do I make one (1) friend

W-why is Ukraine so mysterious

fake? no source

99% of infographs on Jow Forums are pure conjecture

I google in English all the time, it just brings better results, as the information you can find in Dutch is just less.
I also use English in my daily life.

>avoid roma
>steal the diamonds

>tell if someone is a terrorist

Can't make this shit up

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>be German
>breathe in
>choke

Those are literally ameriburgers google searches when they come to our countries.

Poland is nice.

>Get rich quick
>Switzerland

Oh god, i lost my sides already

>How do I compare thee to a summer's day
>How do I ascend to a higher consciousness
>How do I travel through time
>How do I build a hydralisk
Britain, Russia, Ireland and Serbia are big brain countries

>Kosovo
>no data

Fucking hippie russians

brainlet here, what is a hydralisk

Nothing involving italians and food is simple.

>based on english-language searches
aka american dorisds

some shit from starcraft

Nah, cannibalism is a very celtic-Iberian tradition.

Of course it's fake.
Some are brain dead retarded way to ask questions
>How to find a good place to vacation
Nobody use google like that

based polen caring for their elderly

>killbritishtouristswithoutbeingcaughtugal

The parents did it!!!

Poland is pretty nice

>sweden
Is this why you accept so many migrants? You just want a friend?

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*scratches but*

Lame, I thought it was something hydralics-related

Albania confirmed robot
Sweden confirmed failed normie

Pierre is salty because his cuisine, that someone renowns as the best in the world, is actually trash

>Belarus

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>sweden

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>learn to swordfight
I don't see what's wrong with that.
Sure I can swing a sword, but I'd rather do it the right way instead of like Hollyweird does it.

Also why the fuck does my phone suggest Hollyweird when I type "holly"?

>Activate my genitals

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Soooo do Turks have erectile dysfunction or something?

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>how do I compare thee to a summers day

I was expecting a retarded question, but my hope in Britain has been restored.

Thank you, Shakespeare.