>only two more days until "that" day
Only two more days until "that" day
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you mean pasquetta? I'm ready to get drunk with friends :3
11 hours, 50 minutes till we flood the board.
>tfw losing track of time
Oh no...
Why don't they celebrate it? This could've been prevented
huh?
surely you don't mean...
quick rundown on the origin of the easter meme?
Did anyone post this today?
This
-Americans bow to Eastertoads
-In contact with kinder
-Possess resurection-like abilities
-Control meat on fridays with an iron but fair fist
-Own eggs & dye globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities in paradise (Eastergrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of Basket editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer chocolate will in all likelihood be Easter chocolate.
hello fellow horsefucker
>frog
Stupid leaf
Toad.
fine
thank you based leaf
Lord save us all
Why are his eyes violet?
it's time to egg
im getting myself b& for a few days so i dont have to suffer
you can still look at the threads though.
His name is groyper you faggot leaf
kys on the way back to Jow Forums
>Jow Forums
you mean reddit
Does it really matter? They're the same at this point.
Knowyourmeme confirms I am right you newfag
>knowyourmeme
wew lad
8 hours, 9 minutes.
>knowyourmeme
*t
and stay there. NEVER RETURN.
When I think of Malaysian posters I picture someone like this from
The clock is ticking, Y*nkees
lol fucking newfag doesn't know it's groyper
6 hours, 26 minutes.
>quick rundown on the origin of the easter meme?
Aussie posted Easter meme for months, sometimes making 20+ threads a day.
Fun times.
Based
i-it's gayper i-it has nothing to do with aester or whatever, ok guys? w-we do celebrate th-this aester thing, w-we swear
Why do amerimutts fear Easter the Toad? Is him their biggest weakness?
australian shitposting knows no bounds. we are truly the master race
An imminent resurrection?
4 hours, 36 minutes.
im gonna pop down to Coles and get a Monster Ultra and spend all night making easter threads
I can't believe I'm actually excited for this. I must be a really pathetic human being.
Anyone got screenshots of the catalog from last Easter?
its like one of these rare events like watching whales give birth that only happens once a year, im excited too, the entire country of australia prepared a whole year for this.
Kys pol
“Groyper’s” own creator admitted that he was originally the Easter Toad.
2016 edition here
2017 hereI swear I have 2015 somewhere
>implying the new hotpockets wasn't brought on board just for this occasion
americans WILL get the last laugh
Is the Easter Bunny a big guy?
OK so I may have posted this before but there was a Catholic church I used to go until high school and I found this altar girl (Korean) particularly attractive.
Two years younger than me, short height and had nice body. Seemed kinda quiet. I didn't really have a crush on her, mind you, but you get my idea.
I'm 20 now but I wonder if I have any chance if I go back to church tomorrow? Or should I know my place as a scrawny beta? She has something like 700 instagram followers though.
Thanks for reading.
Are women actually allowed to be altar girls?
Only in m*dernist churches
a day involving chocolate?
It's one of those ridiculously dumb true lulz memes where some asshole just spammed for no reason other than to annoy people, then others joined in too because lol
The church doesnt encourage nor sanction it, its up to the individual church to decide, one pope actually addressed the topic once and said its ok.
Four hours.
3 hours
Four where I am
I will join you in daylight savings soon
>that first sip just before easter
Why would you want to, you get E***** an hour early
technically I get an extra hour since the clocks go back
>Korean Christians
Stay the utter fuck away, trust me on this
FBI, Anti-Kinder Surprise Taskforce
y burgercunt?
Their Christianity is like a mix between American evangelism and the Lord's Resistance Army in C.A.R. You don't want to deal with batshit crazy
And yes, it's our fault primarily that they are that way. Whereas our evangelicals are stuck in the middle of bumfuck Kansas, their entire country is that way.
You know I'm talking about Catholicism right? I know Korean Protestants are crazy but Korean Catholics are generally cool. They tend to be more progressive as well.
catholics and evangelicals are nothing alike brainlet. bet you don't even celebrate easter
>You know I'm talking about Catholicism right?
Yes, in Korea it's a 60/40 split with no discerned change in quality
An execution of a certain monarch?
A festive celebtration of the chocolate egg variety?
A celebration of a reincarnation, possibly?
A forbidden ceremony?
hmmmm
Post related phrases in any language you know (that isn't English, we all know those).
Ett firande, måhända?
Una celebrazione, forse?
A sugary treat?
OC just in time?
2 hours to go boys.
GETTING COMFY
Gosh this meme has really caught on. I guess seasonal/holidays memes do have a certain kind of power.
I remember a couple of years ago when it was pretty much just 1 aussie forcing this meme hardcore. How time flies... I guess he's made his mark on the world... I need to get out more.
ON MY MARK
UNLEASH HELL
Standing by for action
roger that, standing by
What day is that?
Easder :DDD??
ready
Hex reporting in